http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/...ticle1874459.ece?stripteasegoodness

agusta gloops mom runs in at the end.
what would make a teacher think that was ok?

fuck man!
i wish that would've happened when i was in school.
in my sophomore year, my math teacher was the hottest piece of ass in school, and in my junior year, the science teacher was absolutley smokin hot......i actually had dreams about making her cry.
fond memories

LOLOL.

seriously, half of the shit that happens to kids in school now-a-days would be unthinkable when I was that age...and I'm only like 23 so i havent been out of school that long

jesus...haha

word.
i'm 28, when i was in high school, anyone who got laid by 17 was held in high regard.
now it's commonplace to lose your virginity by 15....fucking scary.

not to mention, young girls are growing at a terrifying rate....it's always a fucked up feeling when you see a girl who is tall, has a big set of tits, looks like she could bar hop without getting carded, and then someone tells you she is 16.....in your head you start to feel like a sick bastard just because you looked.

fondle memories?

hey man, I work at a college i dont need you to tell me that shit...the fucked up part is that guys arent the same in that regard. I notice this ESPECIALLY at the open houses. There will be kids as young as 16 years old walking in @ 8am. The girls are all PERFECTLY coiffed, dyed hair/extensions/hi-lites, made-up to the gills, expensive clothes, basically look like they could pass for 21 easily. And the dudes just look like they rolled out of bed, grabbed a Toaster Struessel on the way out, and walked here.

Moe forgot to say no homo there. girls love dudes that look like douchebags. always have, always will.

of course its no homo
Not to mention, like 70% of white girls now have butts. I'm not that old, but I know enough to know shit wasnt like that back in the day. I kinda dont want a daughter thats gonna be fuckin stacked by the time she's 15.

haha seriously. even then "getting laid" had different meaning, of course there were people fucking, and there were sluts, but it wasn't to the degree that it is now, and i only graduated in 99.

bitches be sittin around watching youtube videos

maintaining that baby fat booty

I know the popular thing at the Junior High in my town is oral sex. My mother worked there for a bit years ago and it was known that a huge amount of girls were sucking cock.

sucking cock is pretty popular

all the rage among the kids at the mall

I can't wait til Ass-smoothies become the new "in" thing for the high school scrowd.

ass play is the future

I belive tha assplay is the futuuure...teach it well and let it lead the way...

"Do you like ass play? He'll do anything with the ass..."

thank you murphberg

No, thank you Mr. Rove, your FoxNews interviews are spot on.

bdc is so popular.

I moonwalk to work

moonwalk on sucking cocks.

*fires gun at thread*

fires gun is slang for sucking cock?

boring.

There were kids in my high school ordering pizza during school hours after I graduated, something I never would have thought of as being possible, and I only graduated in 05.

seriously...a friend of mine got suspended for running across the street to Subway during lunch in '02.

Obviously graduated from the Mike Singletary school of teaching methods.

yeah its amusing to watch unfold... I graduated in 04 and my friends and I were bad enough that they literally had to rewrite several sections of their handbook as a result of shit we did. But some of the stuff now it isn't as extreme as shit we did but its going in a completely different direction to the same extent. Fun stuff to ponder

1982

dammit i wish i was back in high school. if i was as much of a creep then as i am now...

im pissed i missed rainbow parties by like 4 years

aloha