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returntothepit >> discuss >> VACAY DAY 12: What a shitty and pissy morning... by the_reverend on Dec 28,2008 10:55am
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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 28,2008 10:55am edited Dec 28,2008 11:51am
I got up and had a turtle head going on. but I was kind and let carina go first. Since it was an emergency, I forced her to jump in the shower after she was done, fast. That's when things went wrong. As I when to plop down, my cellphone popped out of my waste band and into the toilet... a toilet filled with piss among other things (meaning period blood). The battery popped off and hit the reddish pee water with a disheartening sploosh! Water went everywhere. Thankfully the battery popped off so the phone was off when it hit the water. Remember that turtle head mentioned above? no? wow, short attention span. anyhow, I plop my ass down on the pee-soaking wet seat and made a mole hill into a mountain in the toilet. 2 taco bell trips, 1 other meal, and a veggie burger were too much for the toilet. I flushed and as I stood there covered in pee on the backside, the toilet water quickly making a dash for the rim of the bowl as my vile pile clogged the drain. I did what any rational person sort of Jerry Seinfied would do and rammed a toilet brush into the messy creation. My ferocity was such in this immanent time that pooh-water now sprayed me in the front. What a terrible start to a morning.

on the bright side, my phone works after some hair-dyering, but I'm pretty sure it will only call people with jaundice.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 28,2008 11:28am
That's rough dude. And gross. Thanks for sharing.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Dec 28,2008 11:42am
That's a great story. I pushed out this turd on Christmas day that must have been over a foot long, it ruled.



toggletoggle post by yummy at Dec 28,2008 11:43am edited Dec 28,2008 11:43am
awesome!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 28,2008 11:52am
there... I fixed the typos and updated what the contents of the toilet water were... I had to clear that detail with carina before I posted it.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 28,2008 12:02pm
Whenever I see you put that phone to your face, I will fondly remember this story.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 28,2008 12:11pm
unfortunately, it doesn't smell like her pee-pee.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Dec 28,2008 12:12pm
Sounds like a perfect scenario for some goregrind song...



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 28,2008 12:34pm
pam said[orig][quote]
Whenever I see you put that phone to your face, I will fondly remember this story.


i saw him sniffing his phone a little bit ago ewww

true story



toggletoggle post by dftg at Dec 28,2008 1:58pm
damn Aaron, I'm sorry to hear that you're having your period.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 28,2008 2:01pm
butt period? and of course is sniffed my phone. how else would I know if it smelled like pee and blood.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 4,2009 12:37am
bump for blue to read.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 14,2009 2:53pm
this ruled.



toggletoggle post by blue  at Jul 14,2009 3:01pm
Lulz @ 'bump for blue to read'



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 14,2009 3:09pm
I no longer have that phone and there was no water damage in it at all.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Jul 14,2009 3:57pm edited Jul 14,2009 3:58pm
tell me you sold the menstural phone to somebody



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