fucking gross!!!

again, this is inspired by MyDeadDoll's news article about that plant that smells of rotting flesh

i smelled my own skin burning (no i wasn't mutilating myself) and mannnnn sooo gross was the smell of burning flesh

Does a dead bird count? What about a dead mouse?

I've smelled both , seperately, and they are the rankest smells you can smell ever.

i'm on fire right now and i'll tell you it STANKS

Best smell ever

if you get the stench of rotting flesh in your clothes, its almost impossible to remove, just throw the shit out, its NASTY!

burning flesh? You mean like grilling hamburgers or steaks?

i caught a whiff of a cremation pile in nepal, gross, but its ok since i gained their powers!

I not only chew the shit out of my finger nails, but I chew the mother fuck out of my finger tips. I love the taste of my own skin.

"Prepare to burn in the Final Cremation..."

... yup, right now.


uh oh.

succubus said:

HAHAHAHA... That's only one of two, maybe three things. If it's the one I'm thinking of, then my sympathies, but that's fucking hilarious.

Oh, wait - you said skin. My B.

What I was thinking of was when the ladies have special little cancerous growths on their cervixes, and the nice doctor gets to burn it off with a "laser."

My girl had that shit done a few years back, and regretted telling me almost instantly. I couldn't say the word "laser" for weeks without putting air quotes around it in the Dr. Evil voice and pointing at her crotch.

Yeah, I'm like 5.

what are you thinking of?

succubus said:

see edit above.

oh ok...you just edited yer post...lol

He MD was burning the skin on my chest! (A follow up appt after my breast reduction) but I didn't feel a thing..i only wish he would have put a sheet up so i didn't see the inside fn my boobs.
how ironic that this was bumped since I have an appt at the end fo the month and might be getting some cysts removed..no clue how..maybe burned off as well?

succubus said:

Huh - didn't know you'd had that done. Did it lay you up for long?

My ex was going to get'em reduced - she was lugging around G cups. Which, yes, they make if you order them. Yikes. Never in all my life thought I'd encounter a boob that was too big, but she damn near managed.

naw, i was fine. i was 21 at the time so they were numb for a while but i was totally ok

i didn't know the Rev could thrust that fast!! Missionary or doggie?

the station fire must have smelled like GG Allin's asshole

Smell of flesh?! Try out the sound of tearing flesh. That's pretty nasty.

nightmares made flesh

you know what else is pretty gross. the smell of bones being cut.

You know what else is pretty gross? Korean people.