holy shit what a car crash this kid is.
pet peeves for me are:
nerds like this guy.
swervey shitbags on the highway talking on cell phones.
bitches on their cell phones in any line I'm in... holding shit up.
lowlifes eye ball fucking my girlfriends bountiful titties.
driving all the way home to find out my muthafuckin chinese food order
is OUT of order.
reggaeton blasting through my hood at 3am.
people who don't know how to park.
passive/aggressive manipulation
gangsta-wangsta saggy pants
new country music blasting at the supermarket
bands that play over their time slot and fuck up the next band
masturbatory riffs/strutting/acting like a douche on stage
"friends" that get too flirty with your chick and then try to bro down like its all good
commercials
people who continuously try to sway you about religion
the "anger management guy" who always ends up being your boss
registry lists for weddings
people who talk in movie theatres (sounds racist but almost always blacks)
people who litter
hoodrats yanking their dogs around on their chains
liars
thieves
bullshitters
backstabbers
cheaters
fake friends
whores...not the good kind..the ones that end up being your girlfriend
fucking penis enlargement commercials in between every UFC fight
brett michaels
hair bands
fuck. i guess i hate everything.
