http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191

who was this?

I only wish.

hahahahaaha! That's fuckin hilarious! I doubt I'll read/hear something that intense by the end of the year.

That's what public restrooms are for. Fucking tool

if you think that then you didn't read the post

well the idiots talking about pee bottles, etc. Could have easily been avoided.
Same kind of thing happended to me once though, except I shat in a toilet that wasn't hooked up to anything.

the dude has social anxiety disoder or somethinng and cant do that i guess.

how did your brother deal with your story?

I have never laughed that hard when readig something


also, even my roommate laughed his ass off, and I suck at retelling funny stories.

LOL

Social anxiety is easily fixable.
He's trying to cope with his by lifting weights and looking good and posting this nonsense on a forum because of his inability to tell a good story in real life. I hope this dude dies; his paint pictures ain't funny too.

Love the giant ass.

It is quite ashaming to know you people have a sense of humor this immature.

I have an extremely immature sense of humor, but I didn't laugh once while reading that.

i didn't either, is there something wrong with me?

i kept thinking maybe he should have said "yeah, i have to go back to my dorm to take care of something, i'll meet you there" or at least if he was at a campus cafe just suck it up and use the fucking public toilet. doesn't compute.

Precisely.

Ditto for me.

I did laugh.. And the whole time i was trying to figure out if there's a completely different subculture of dudes out there who have to pee in bottles.

3rd'ed. i don't believe it, which is why i didn't laugh. though i do know of a ridiculous shit story, and i can vouch for it because i was there, and saw the aftermath. back in like 96 when i worked at McDonald's, some guy came in with explosive diarrhea, and when he sat down to shit, he missed the bowl and it hit the curved lip on the back of the seat, sending his shit spraying EVERYWHERE. He paid an employee 80 bucks to go to Wal-Mart to buy him new clothes. pants, shirt, shoes, everything. he was pretty much covered in shit.

^^that's hilarious.

Hahaha, that is awesome. I'm sure if I was friends with the guy on that board, I would laugh...but then again, I refuse to be friends with people who have designated bottles for their urine.

sorry, anyone who didnt lol at that needs to check their pulse, i dont care if it was real or not, the MS paint pictures put me over the top

The story is an obvious fake (and if it's real I have no sympathy for a grown male who fusses so much over pee bottles and public bathrooms).

The Paint drawings are worth half a lol though.

I really don't get it. Why have pee bottles? I get the social anxiety thing... but you can pee standing up in a stall with no one seeing you, without touching anything.... A bottle would make that easier how? So that people wouldn't hear you peeing in a stall maybe? I piss in stalls all the time. I like peeing in stalls, when i pee in urinals, and i REALLY have to go, sometimes it splashes back on my pants, and that sucks. In a stall you can lean back and let it flow.

i dont understand why the guy wouldnt just run to the bathroom as soon as he got the urge to shit.

I don't understand why he didn't just shit his pants like a real man.

I was referencing dumb and dumber to what you typed.

STAND UP AND SHIT!!!!

You guys are all typing like you don't collect your piss in bottles at home. Whatever.

Oh Mark, ya went there lolz

you mean Mark has been there.

I still don't understand if having a pee bottle is related to his social anxiety or to his weight lifting...

Regardless he must have some massive pee bottles, the only time I've ever peed in measured receptacle I filled a 30 oz mason jar.

Just to add to the conversation on pee bottles...

I got home from NYC at like 6 am Sunday morning, drank a huge glass of water (after drinking coffee and energy drinks for the 4 hours home) and went to bed. When I woke up my room mate was taking a shower. I went into emergency mode and grabbed an empty 1L plastic water bottle and filled it, with some Segal movie esque suspense, literally to the top. I'm also pretty sure I forgot to empty it/throw it out so there's a full liter of piss somewhere in my bed room right now.

yeah i've done that before if a roommate is taking a shower and it's during the day. if you do it at night, you are a weirdo.

I've done the same thing on millions of car rides.

The bestest is when you do this and let it sit long enough to cool down to room temperature. Then whatever bottle you put it in is all crushed due to the physics. PHYSICS!

PS: Roomates in the shower = Piss in the utility sink in the basement. Works every time.

morning wood plus need to shit and piss is terrible. best solution is jack it first and the hope for the best.

double ditto

So you piss on the torsos BEFORE you fuck them? gross.

I was going to make fun of you. Then I figured you probably do a torturous amount of driving going to all those shows. And god forbid you show up late because you had to piss and miss another Hell Within set.

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fix'd that for ya bro

It's Always Sunny meme FTW

Yeah. What is he? Too good for public toilets?

Just wipe off the seat and lay down paper and sit!

I hope this is a true story.

Bullshit story but the paint illustrations are tops.