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returntothepit >> discuss >> Bruins close to signing free agent Satan by ArilliusBM on Jan 1,2010 11:05pm
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toggletoggle post by ArilliusBM  at Jan 1,2010 11:05pm
http://espn.go.com/boston/columns/bruins/blog/_/post/4789125/name/kalman

... which is awesome because they'll have bruins shirts that say "Satan" on the back.



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at Jan 1,2010 11:37pm
Wideman has 6...but 66 appears to be free.



toggletoggle post by BRUINS!! at Jan 1,2010 11:37pm
cool. wont hurt having him on the roster. good player.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 1,2010 11:46pm
DO WANT JERSEY NOW PLZ



toggletoggle post by beelze at Jan 2,2010 12:59am
FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



toggletoggle post by beelze at Jan 2,2010 1:00am
hahaha how funny is it that his name is actually Satan, he's such a good player



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jan 2,2010 1:56am
Finally a reason to wear a Bruins jersey (don't give a shit about hockey). Just found out he's from Slovakia as well, my long lost brother!



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 2,2010 4:19am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
DO WANT JERSEY NOW PLZ



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at Jan 2,2010 8:29am
He REALLY needs to play for the Devils before he retires.



toggletoggle post by cav nli at Jan 2,2010 11:44am
yea we need someone else who can put pucks in the net but id rather have kovalchuk. anyone heard the kovalchuk rumors?



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toggletoggle post by pam   at Jan 2,2010 12:26pm
best jersey ever.



toggletoggle post by BRUINS!! at Jan 2,2010 12:32pm
cav%20nli said[orig][quote]
yea we need someone else who can put pucks in the net but id rather have kovalchuk. anyone heard the kovalchuk rumors?


cant afford him. itd be awesome tho.



toggletoggle post by BRUINS!! at Jan 2,2010 12:32pm
GO SATAN



toggletoggle post by BRUINS!! at Jan 2,2010 1:02pm
They pulled the trigger and signed SATAN for the rest of the year! Good move!



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toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 2,2010 2:11pm
he looks evil



toggletoggle post by slarcturus at Jan 2,2010 2:19pm
INTHESHIT has got their cover art in the bag



toggletoggle post by BRUINS!! at Jan 2,2010 2:21pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
he looks evil


yeah he does!



toggletoggle post by DreadKill  at Jan 2,2010 5:01pm
sinistas said[orig][quote]
He REALLY needs to play for the Devils before he retires.
This has been my wish since he entered the league.



toggletoggle post by slarcturus at Jan 2,2010 5:16pm
channeling the quintessence of miroslav satan



toggletoggle post by BRUINS!! at Jan 2,2010 5:29pm
hmmmm,,, could it be... SATAN?????



toggletoggle post by slarcturus at Jan 2,2010 5:34pm
in conspiracy with miroslav satan



toggletoggle post by slarcturus at Jan 2,2010 5:39pm
ooohhhhh the lawww of miroslav satan, pray and obey it foreverrrrrr



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toggletoggle post by DreadKill  at Jan 2,2010 5:58pm
I like this as a low risk move, but Satan couldn't score with the talented penguins centers last year, so I doubt he'll do much with the B's. He doesn't have much left to give, but if he can pop a few in and sturm keeps scoring, I think the team will be ok. As great as kovalchuk is, they'd have to trade a couple of good roster players, plus the Toronto picks to get him. Then he walks at the end of the season. Great goal scorer but not worth it. If Satan doesn't work out, I'd like to see them make a move similar to the recchi acquisition last year.



toggletoggle post by beelze at Jan 2,2010 11:54pm
BOSTON (AP)—Unrestricted free-agent left winger Miroslav Satan(notes) signed a one-year deal with the Boston Bruins on Saturday.

The 35-year-old Satan had 17 goals in 65 NHL games last season for the Pittsburgh Penguins. He added a goal and five assists in the playoffs to help the Penguins win the Stanley Cup.

Selected to Slovakia’s Olympic team on Tuesday, he has 354 goals and 367 assists in 1,012 NHL games with Edmonton, Buffalo, the New York Islanders and Pittsburgh.




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