LOL

Ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuccckckkkkk

wat

I think--

PanzerBastard as ????
Rampant Decay as Metallica or Disrupt or Buzzov-en or Nunslaughter
Hirudinea as Blood For Blood
Sauriel as Sodom

You forgot Composted as Eternal Suffering.

No I didn't because I think that band is queer.

Scaphism was gonna try to do Darkthrone this year.

:(

PB as Lady GaGa

I like it.

Do a Worcester version. I'll attend via satellite.

we're doing "3 0h 3" covers or nothing

IDFC

Too bad, Rich. We're doing it.

we can do a skype session.

DO IT IN WORCESTER WITH THE REST OF THE JEWS

I second this.

boblovesmusic as Gabe Kaplan

I'll DO IT IN YA FACE

state-wide birthday for the possible win?

The new guidelines for my birthday shows state that at least one member of each band have a serious drinking or general substance abuse problem. I'm sorry, my hands are tied.

None of the slammy death superfans will come to this one, since they never do, so it isn't like there'd even be any conflict with you doing a similar one around the same time in Woosta.

bad ass

i'll figure somethin out... perhaps i will make it my bday show for this summer

bday shows are gay

GAYFEST 10

But what about The Self-Destructive Binge Drinkers with you as the Ian Curtis to my Stigger? The fields of France aren't getting any greener, Rich.

JEWDRIVER
NACHTMYSTIUM
TURBONEGRO

how bout me as this guy

i say rampant decay as



bennyhillifier

Will there be chicks with dicks with vaginas attached to the end of their dicks on these chicks with said dicks?

Cannot embed RichHorrors b day gift. :(:(

That isn't for any paltry show, that's for every day of the god damn week.

Patriotic balladeer 24/7/365

goatcatalyst as Master Sardu

Let's get some whores and have a weekend of Bloodsucking Freaks LARPing, Rich. Pepelis can be our Creasy Silo.

That sounds dangerously close to me being the Ralphus in this scenario.

Ahahaha I was about to post that picture!

I'd just like to draw attention to those POWERFUL medallions

Vaguely reminiscent of the free drink chips at Cherry Street.

Start a misogyny-disguised-as-performance-art front for an international white slavery ring or you're a pussy.

slar can be the dart board

INTHESHIT as Sheer Terror? i think sooo.....

Rampant Decay as Sheer Terror two years ago.

how i get really drunk and do rampant decay karaoke while rich hands out free klonipins

That was a good birthday until I was in the back of a squad car.

ya i managed to get drunk enough that i didnt sober up til i was back out of jail a few months later, so it wasnt all bad

oh and fyi it was for rape... or was that the ENT/panzerbastard show>?

No, that was my birtday show and the first RD show. I was spitting Xanax in everyone's mouth.

Deathamphetamine as poison idea

we have fat suits

Do you have diabetes and a wheelchair?

its halloween anyway, marcus can just dress up as his own date

In The Shit as CB-4

If they aren't opening for METALLICA, me & Relapse's finest are still down to give you the gift of PANTERACATION

epic'ly backed

the gallows seem to call my name...











...theyre saying "WALK ON HOME BOY.."

The best possible birthday gift I could hope for. Even if the boys are wasting their life playing somewhere other than Allston and making money, your own band should do this.

I'll try and dig my Far Beyond Driven t-shirt out of whatever storage box it's currently hiding in and everything.

WE need Dave to be dime, I'm gonna be Rex, Kpanzer as Phil and Phil or Slar as Vinnie Paul. Or Devon?

That'd be the Revo, Panzer, Sexcrement combo band...

Well they need to cut the shiot with this touring nonsense then. Playing overseas with Bolt Thrower is a stupid waste of time.

Straight Outta Locash!

I'M BLACK YALL AND I'M BLACK YALL AND I'M BLIGGIDY BLACK AND I'M BLACK YALL

In The Shit as R2-D2

Cool with me, mark it as booked Rich.

Good man.

i have substance problems... no river runs red again?

the pantera tribute would be amazing.

I'm sure Revocation will ruin it the second year in a row by touring on an airship with Kenny Rogers or some shit.

Hirudinea as BFB sounds like an awesome idea as well

I have them earlier because if it happens when everyone is fully boozed up it will be another holes in walls situation, I feel. Also I have a gigantic ego.

you're probably right and definitely right

Also Jayidinea was disgusted and repulsed at my wanting to do a Buzzov-en set.

this should be in the rich horror quotes thread

PanzerBastard/Revocation/Sexcrement as Pantera
Rampant Decay as Metallica
Hirudinea as Blood For Blood
Sauriel as Sodom

Seems to be the general consensus.

i also like the idea of rampant decay as nuns laughter. play two sets.

Was so gonna put together a Bruisers combo.

rich, let DA do PI, im probably not gonna be involved in PANZERTERACATION anyhow, and we'd get to wear fat suits

If I have 5 bands the first band has to go on at like 8.

INTHESHIT as N'SYNC OR GTFO!

fixed

I forgot I already told Scott DA could play this a while back so yes.

PanzerBastard/Revocation/Sexcrement as Pantera
Rampant Decay as Metallica
Hirudinea as Blood For Blood
Deathamphetamine as Poison idea

whos going as Nathan Gale?

ANTIFA, but guns are so not cool maaaaaan, so not the same outcome as with Diamond Darrel.