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returntothepit >> discuss >> MEtal chicks who don't really like metal. by BloodeyeBetty on May 9,2010 10:12pm
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toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 9,2010 10:12pm
Give us girls, who really love metal...a bad name.
Im always wondering why sexy metal men go for this type of fake???



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 9,2010 10:14pm
TAKE YA TOP OFF



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at May 9,2010 10:14pm
metal chicks suck anyway. wear a dress and smile when i buy you flowers or gtfo



toggletoggle post by BitchScary at May 9,2010 10:16pm
no im joking im gay



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at May 9,2010 10:19pm



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 9,2010 10:20pm



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at May 9,2010 10:23pm



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 9,2010 10:24pm
HAHA I do take my top off, for good bands! ANd I totally wear a dress and smile when i get flowers...dead ones.



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 9,2010 10:24pm
HAHAHA I dont lie, but I am filthy, and I could totally be a whore.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at May 9,2010 10:30pm
preppy broads with no idea what a teitanblood is ftw



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 9,2010 10:34pm
lol! Necrosemen!



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 9,2010 10:34pm
thats what I want all over my face!



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at May 9,2010 10:40pm
ew



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at May 9,2010 10:49pm
troll, kill it, shooteminthehead



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at May 9,2010 10:50pm
BloodeyeBetty said[orig][quote]
Give us girls, who really love metal...a bad name.
Im always wondering why sexy metal men go for this type of fake???


Yeah, that's what they all say.



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 9,2010 10:51pm
Who always says whaat?



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at May 9,2010 10:52pm



I taste stomach acid in mouth and I can faintly smell the hint of miller high life,taco bell and cheap cigarettes.



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 9,2010 10:53pm
HAHAHA! I was smoking way too much weed that day. haha and I was also nineteen. I was also a lesbian then, and I dont smoke cigarettes.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at May 9,2010 10:55pm
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at May 9,2010 10:55pm
BloodeyeBetty said[orig][quote]
HAHAHA! I was smoking way too much weed that day. haha and I was also nineteen. I was also a lesbian then, and I dont smoke cigarettes.



lesson of the day: Never ever ever link anything on your rttp account.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 9,2010 10:55pm
fact: all girls are lesbian.



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 9,2010 10:57pm

Thats me six months ago.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at May 9,2010 10:57pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
fact: all girls are lesbian.


not all. i can confirm based on personal experience that ryans mom loves cahk.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 9,2010 10:57pm
blessed%20offal said[orig][quote]
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


= The sound of Ross' dick screaming.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 9,2010 10:57pm
I don't know a single girl that likes dick other than to get pregnant from. complete factoid.



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 9,2010 10:58pm
why for not? I dont mind layin me out for the world to see. I am sooo not ashamed. I yam what I yam. Ive changed a hundred times, and will continue to do so.



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 9,2010 10:59pm
hahaha that is not a factoid! I love cock, cant lie about it.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at May 9,2010 11:00pm
In before this thread has 150 posts by tomorrow morning.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at May 9,2010 11:00pm
changing constantly is a sign of insecurity. find who you are stick to it, and be proud OR TERRORIST.



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 9,2010 11:03pm
HA! Show me a person who isnt insecure?
Change is sign that you want to get better...which explains why 35 year old men get ugly, and have beer belly's, and keep the same boring jobs that they hate. You gotta get bettah as you get older man, that requires change.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at May 9,2010 11:05pm


this is me. i was born perfect, and have remained that way ever since. change is for pussies.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 9,2010 11:07pm
He's the street sign.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 9,2010 11:07pm
BloodeyeBetty said[orig][quote]
HA! Show me a person who isnt insecure?
Change is sign that you want to get better...which explains why 34 year old men get ugly, and have wine/tequila belly's, and keep the same boring jobs that they hate. You gotta get bettah as you get older man, that requires change.
:(



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 9,2010 11:07pm
Oh this explains it! you're a man! MEN don't change. Women have to, because you guys suck so bad :-P Bet you've been gettin drunk every weekend for ten years too huh!?



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 9,2010 11:09pm
lol some people are supposed to change, and some will just stay the same. that's the beauty of life.



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 9,2010 11:12pm
HAHA I knew it! What a dick! :-P



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 9,2010 11:13pm
blessed%20offal said[orig][quote]


this is me. i was born perfect, and have remained that way ever since. change is for pussies.
cool dick bro



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at May 9,2010 11:13pm
Asking open ended questions when people are making fun of you already is a BAD idea.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at May 9,2010 11:14pm
getting drunk on the weekend is for posers. get drunk at 11am on tuesday or youre not in the above picture.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 9,2010 11:15pm
Snort whisky on your coffee break OR TERRORIST.



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 9,2010 11:17pm
hahaha! Come on, i make fun of myself, who cares? watch my youtube videos.
www.youtube.com/lindseyisms. I'm vulgar, abusive, opinionated, and hilarious. Learn to laugh. shit aint that serious.



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 9,2010 11:18pm
get drunk by noon by way of angry pirates or GTFO



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at May 9,2010 11:19pm
blessed%20offal said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
fact: all girls are lesbian.


not all. i can confirm based on personal experience that ryans mom loves cahk.


nigga, u aint the bret michaels



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at May 9,2010 11:19pm





toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 9,2010 11:20pm
I tried to get Ross to bring his mom to shows but he said that ass is all his : (



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 9,2010 11:22pm
That is one serious pussy.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at May 9,2010 11:22pm
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
blessed%20offal said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
fact: all girls are lesbian.


not all. i can confirm based on personal experience that ryans mom loves cahk.


nigga, u aint the bret michaels


no, but i got to fap to the tape.



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 9,2010 11:23pm
Bret Michaels is a FAG. its all about the Ultimate Warrior. Just sayin'.



toggletoggle post by sixstringcarnage   at May 9,2010 11:26pm
Sean michaels was the man.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 9,2010 11:27pm
Jim Hellwig is an ever bigger faggot. Go hang yourself.

ONLY PAPA SHANGO IS REAL.


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by sixstringcarnage   at May 9,2010 11:28pm
Your one of the Metal Thursday ladies.



toggletoggle post by sixstringcarnage   at May 9,2010 11:28pm
Papa shango was lethal



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at May 9,2010 11:29pm



toggletoggle post by sixstringcarnage   at May 9,2010 11:37pm

bennyhillifier

DX or GTFO

bump



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh 9/11 at May 9,2010 11:38pm
BE PROUD OR TERRORIST!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at May 9,2010 11:41pm
Grow a beard of you a Mohammedan.



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 9,2010 11:49pm
LOL Fuck I miss WWF.



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 9,2010 11:51pm
This girl is either 14 or Aril.



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at May 9,2010 11:58pm
I think this is a recurring rttp thread


girl who thinks she is metal and all other girls are false comes on and makes a post and does a ritual about it...90 percent of the people ask for boobs, the others make fun of said girl

then in a week we'll never see another post ever again, either their ego has been fulfilled on this part of the net or crushed.



toggletoggle post by Arrowhead NLI NLI for real at May 10,2010 12:01am
pam said[orig][quote]
This girl is either 14 or Aril.


Don't worry, Rich will eat her or scare her away soon.


Seriously, why is it that around once a year some attention whore chick shows up here and repeats this same sad scene every time? Whatever happened to that Ivorysteel bitch or whatever her name was

P.S. - OP, you're a tool.



toggletoggle post by Arrowhead NLI NLI for real at May 10,2010 12:02am
creepy, RidersofDoom got inside my head.



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 10,2010 12:02am
lol neither will happen. I am on this bitch for good niggah. Take it easy on me sukkah, it was my first post evah ;-)
PS. I am 26. 14 in my heart.



toggletoggle post by Arrowhead NLI NLI for real at May 10,2010 12:03am
No really, fuck off. And stop with the fucking ebonics already, retard.



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at May 10,2010 12:03am
also, blackmetallady much?



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 10,2010 12:04am
lol I am soo an attention whore.
I am also new to Mass...but not knew to metal.



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 10,2010 12:04am
My favorite is when desperation kicks in and they start with the innuendo.



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 10,2010 12:05am
I use dis ebonics as I seees fit. I dooos as I pleases.
Eat a dick.



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 10,2010 12:10am
Innuendo:a phrase or remark which can have a double meaning, one of which is usually uncomplimentary and possibly sexually suggestive. Innuendo compares with pun and double entendre.
No really. I am an attention whore. comes with the territory of OBnoxious.
Olivia B Noxious at your service.



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 10,2010 12:15am
I love it when people use temporary names to post on stuff instead of having balls, and making a profile.



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 10,2010 12:18am
He's a long term member, n00b.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at May 10,2010 12:24am
I think my head is going to explode. Smoke more weed, take a nap, forget you ever posted here.



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 10,2010 12:26am
all Im sayin is, I wanna meet metal chicks that can talk metal with me. I don't know everything, but I want to.
I started out with sabbath, and danzig when I was 12...and then my love for the blackest depths of hell grew to Pantera, Maiden, Megadeath, Sepultra...now I know about black metal and death metal, folk metal, sludge metal, grindcore...
I dont know everything, but I know something, and that something :'( makes me sleep at night.
\m/ thats more then I can say for poser cunts. My heart is in this.



toggletoggle post by Arrowhead NLI NLI for real at May 10,2010 12:26am
I use this temporary name so no one in fact can tell I am really Arrowhead_NLI, I figure the name might throw you off.




toggletoggle post by Lamp  at May 10,2010 12:28am
People on this site do not know what this "metal chick" is that you are talking about, though it is rumored to be a thing of folklore.



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 10,2010 12:32am
metal chicks: Girls who love metal, and know about it. I've met four girls at metal thursday in the last year who actually know and love metal, not because their boyfriends do, but because THEY do.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at May 10,2010 12:33am
Arrowhead%20NLI%20NLI%20for%20real said[orig][quote]
I use this temporary name so no one in fact can tell I am really Arrowhead_NLI, I figure the name might throw you off.



lullage



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at May 10,2010 12:34am
BloodeyeBetty said[orig][quote]
metal chicks: Girls who love metal, and know about it. I've met four girls at metal thursday in the last year who actually know and love metal, not because their boyfriends do, but because THEY do.


ITT: someone who has discovered the secrets of time and space.



toggletoggle post by Snli at May 10,2010 12:34am
You will learn quickly that most of the guys that post on this site are idiots.



toggletoggle post by Arrowhead NLI NLI for real at May 10,2010 12:35am
The REAL metal chicks are all at www.baystaterock.com




toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 10,2010 12:35am
lol. this, is entertainment.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at May 10,2010 12:36am
Snli said[orig][quote]
You will learn quickly that most of the guys that post on this site are idiots.


: (



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at May 10,2010 12:41am
BloodeyeBetty said[orig][quote]
lol. this, is entertainment.


THIS COMMA IS ENTERTAINMENT

I'M COMMA GOING TO DO SOMETHING ELSE



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 10,2010 12:42am
Hey, I like these idiots.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at May 10,2010 12:43am
pam said[orig][quote]
Hey, I like these idiots.


: )



toggletoggle post by Arrowhead NLI NLI for real at May 10,2010 12:45am
Snli said[orig][quote]
You will learn quickly that most of the guys that post on this site are idiots.


Are we figuring most based on weight, or numbers? And if weight, does the new fat lesbian count as a dude?



toggletoggle post by Snli at May 10,2010 12:47am
My staement has just been proved correct



toggletoggle post by Snli at May 10,2010 12:47am
Statement**



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 10,2010 12:49am
Shut up fatty.



toggletoggle post by cutie_girly24 at May 10,2010 12:50am



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at May 10,2010 12:57am
i can haz frank stallone?



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at May 10,2010 12:58am
epic fail : (



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at May 10,2010 1:01am
Snli said[orig][quote]
My staement has just been proved correct


Psh, we're all idiots in the end. Embrace it.



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at May 10,2010 1:02am
Snli said[orig][quote]
You will learn quickly that most of the guys that post on this site are idiots.


I was wondering when the whiteknighting would begin. RTTP impresses the fuck out of me in that regard, any other board the whiteknighting would've kicked in at about the 4th post.

Oh, and in.



toggletoggle post by Arrowhead NLI NLI for real at May 10,2010 1:29am
Snli said[orig][quote]
My staement has just been proved correct


I done proved your staement?

Retard.

Hopefully you get to bag the lesbian girl, you seem to be the only candidate so far.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at May 10,2010 1:48am
Lamp said[orig][quote]
Snli said[orig][quote]
My staement has just been proved correct


Psh, we're all idiots in the end. Embrace it.


speak for yourself, you big dummy. i'm smoking pot, eating leftover pepe's pizza and masturbating to questionable pornography. nothing idiotic there, chief.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at May 10,2010 1:49am edited May 10,2010 1:51am
ps: deepest, darkest




toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at May 10,2010 1:52am



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at May 10,2010 1:52am
re-up your subscription to national geographic



toggletoggle post by Snli at May 10,2010 2:20am
Arrowhead%20NLI%20NLI%20for%20real said[orig][quote]
Snli said[orig][quote]
My staement has just been proved correct


I done proved your staement?

Retard.

Hopefully you get to bag the lesbian girl, you seem to be the only candidate so far.


Oh no I misspelled a word, sue me, Faggot



toggletoggle post by Arrowhead NLI NLI for real at May 10,2010 2:23am
Two words, actually, mr. sensitive.

It's proven, not proved.

But then, I'm such an idiot I should never have caughten that.



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at May 10,2010 2:28am
THE LULZ

they have been broughten.



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at May 10,2010 3:19am
i_am_not_me said[orig][quote]
THE LULZ

they have been broughten.



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at May 10,2010 3:28am
screw metal chicks, its really all about the:



toggletoggle post by Snli at May 10,2010 5:06am
Arrowhead%20NLI%20NLI%20for%20real said[orig][quote]
Two words, actually, mr. sensitive.

It's proven, not proved.

But then, I'm such an idiot I should never have caughten that.




Actually both are correct...Look it up genius



toggletoggle post by Samantha at May 10,2010 7:08am
This thread has nothing to do with Metal Thursday. Nope, not at all... No Metal Thursday here.



Oh, crap! Did I do that?



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 10,2010 7:11am
HAHAHA! you guys are such dicks.
I am NOT a lesbian. and Im 36,24,36. sooo not a fatty.
In fact. I am the sexy.
Hatahs drink dat haterade. Gamer chics are hawt.



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 10,2010 7:13am
That is gonna be a good fucking show. I Heart Bog of the Infidel, and Fires of Old. Gonna go listen to Haxen now.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 10,2010 7:36am
Fun facts I just learned: This broad's self-confessed first "metal" band was Coal Chamber and she dated Joe Christianni.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 10,2010 7:53am
the idea of a "metal chick" gives me heartburn. if you can't be just a cool, down to Earth person who likes music without broadcasting who you think you are, or want to be, on a message board where that sort of thing will get you chained to a ridicule-pedestal for all of eternity, then please, stay in your sewing circle of ego-strokers.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at May 10,2010 7:57am
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
preppy broads with no idea what a teitanblood is ftw
rich crust punk girls taking history tests ftw



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 10,2010 8:26am edited May 10,2010 8:27am
Few things in this thread.
a.) no, im not this girl. Shame on you for thinking I'd troll such nonsense.
b.) girl, you're going to be demoralized horribly on this site if you continue to post here
c.) snli is a righteous twat who refuses to log in and reveal his identity
d.) this thread legitimately sucks because this broads a tool
e.) metal chicks are morons who were probably fondled by their relatives at one point



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 10,2010 9:12am
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
Fun facts I just learned: This broad's self-confessed first "metal" band was Coal Chamber and she dated Joe Christianni.
I sense jealousy at her dating history. Did you know that Joe Christianni has a WWFMD (What Would Freddy Mercury Do?) bracelet.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 10,2010 9:19am
Hai gurl,



whoz ur hot friend?



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 10,2010 9:37am
HAHAHA, as stated previously, this is just for fun. rag on me, do it, its all funny to me.
My first show was coal chamber, When I turned 18. who fucking cares haha, I LOVE coal chamber. almost as much as I love joe christiani.
the girl picture, is my 13 year old cousin, we were on a family trip to the ocean ;-)
go fuck yo couches. lamos.



toggletoggle post by horror_tang  at May 10,2010 9:38am



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 10,2010 9:40am
hahaha for hating threads like these, there are an awful lotta comments, which again, is entertainment. way bettah then facebook.



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 10,2010 9:48am
Down to earth means not stuck up. For the record. I am soo not stuck up. in fact, the elitist fucks who insist on talking shit, are the ones furthest from earth. Everyone has their on tastes, I have a plethora of them. I used to think I used to be punk rock as a youngster, then I was a goth chick, who fell for industrial...then I fell for metal.
get ovah yourselves.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 10,2010 9:51am
BLACK METAL OMG NO THEY ARE SCARY



toggletoggle post by reimroc at May 10,2010 9:57am
can someone explain what the fuck is going on in this thread?



toggletoggle post by ARKTOUROS at May 10,2010 9:59am
for the record, lindsey was nothing but nice to me when i met her last week.

and WHO THE FUCK is this Snli entity, he'd have nothing but a smug angry face staring at the wall during a greasy lesbian orgy.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 10,2010 10:04am
Is BloodEyeBetty single and/or attractive, and/or want to know experience the Arilgasm?



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at May 10,2010 10:05am
BloodeyeBetty said[orig][quote]
and Im 36,24,36. sooo not a fatty.
In fact. I am the sexy.


I am calling you out on this. There is NO WAY you have a 24 inch waiste. im guessing 38 - 32 - 38. I do have tape measure.



toggletoggle post by ARKTOUROS at May 10,2010 10:06am
I'm only interested in the Arilgasm if I can download it.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at May 10,2010 10:08am
I just watched some of lindsey's youtube channel, she's funny. And she seems nice, ya'll a bunch of women hating assholes.



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at May 10,2010 10:18am
whatever you see in the youtube channel is how she actually is. obnoxious. She's good people though.

She's been known to rock joe christianni's world. she might be down with the arilgasm.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at May 10,2010 10:20am
i didn't think it was obnoxious, but the kind of humor i like does generally border on irritating.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at May 10,2010 10:21am
I didn't read this thread, but I'm very disappointed there are no nudes.



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at May 10,2010 10:28am
lindsey likes to randomly show up at my house. Yesterday like 3 minutes after having sex with a fwb, the girl went outside for a butt, im still naked in bed and the next thing I know lindsey comes walking into my room "JOSSSSHHHHHYYYYYY" wtf?



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at May 10,2010 10:31am
Fair enough, I'll jump in on the whiteknighting and vouch for Lindsey's awesomeness through my brief discussions with her.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 10,2010 10:33am
wait a minute, that's who this is? she is indeed a very nice person, however this thread is not the vibe i get when i talk to her.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 10,2010 10:34am
josh_hates_you said[orig][quote]
lindsey likes to randomly show up at my house. Yesterday like 3 minutes after having sex with a fwb, the girl went outside for a butt, im still naked in bed and the next thing I know lindsey comes walking into my room "JOSSSSHHHHHYYYYYY" wtf?


fat white bitch?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 10,2010 10:34am
is she just one of the worcester scenesters who think black metal is all rad and cool now?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 10,2010 10:34am
BloodeyeBetty said[orig][quote]
36,24,36


ONLY IF SHE 5'3"

WICK WACK WICK WACK



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at May 10,2010 10:34am
obviously.



toggletoggle post by MassOfTwoSlits nli at May 10,2010 10:52am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
fact: all girls are lesbian.

agreed



toggletoggle post by ARKTOUROS at May 10,2010 10:55am
josh_hates_you said[orig][quote]
lindsey likes to randomly show up at my house. Yesterday like 3 minutes after having sex with a fwb, the girl went outside for a butt, im still naked in bed and the next thing I know lindsey comes walking into my room "JOSSSSHHHHHYYYYYY" wtf?


yeah, not cool, a guy's room is his only sanctuary, especially after ejaculation.



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at May 10,2010 11:05am
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
BloodeyeBetty said[orig][quote]
36,24,36


ONLY IF SHE 5'3"

WICK WACK WICK WACK


My favorite karaoke song ever.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at May 10,2010 11:05am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]

e.) metal chicks are morons who were probably fondled by their relatives at one point



toggletoggle post by GUY at May 10,2010 11:07am
LOL, WHUT



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 10,2010 11:09am
it's a douchebag statement but could honestly be the truth for more than half of them.



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 10,2010 11:18am
Josh you fuck face lol. I have worked out every damn day for two months now. I used the tape measurer, and I am a liar. haha. I am 38, 28, 36. There. Fair. Black metal is amazing. as is DOOm, and death, and thrash. I have been edumacated by the best. senior Joshy, and monsieur air guitar.
Black metal rules.



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 10,2010 11:19am
and for the record ;-) I am 5'4.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 10,2010 11:37am
black metal is horrible



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 10,2010 11:53am
who the fuck are you to judge what people like? Imma girl faaaag, I love instrumentals, and black metal is make sweet fuck to me. It appeals, to my soul.



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 10,2010 11:54am
and HEY! who the fuck are you to make fun of someone for being fat? A girl have to be 120 lbs to be sexy? I think not. I am a very happy 160. Im not gonna apologize for loving food. im a healthy bitch.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 10,2010 11:55am


thread sucks.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 10,2010 11:56am



toggletoggle post by Eli_hhcb at May 10,2010 11:57am
Ravioli rituals meme lulz



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 10,2010 12:00pm
BORGNINE BOMB INCOMING

BEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEWWWWWWW


BOOOOOOSH








































































































toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 10,2010 12:02pm
HEY KIDS! YOU MIGHT REMEMBER ME AS SARGENT FATSO JETSON IN FROM HERE TO ETERNITY



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at May 10,2010 12:03pm
brian_dc said[orig][quote]
fuck it...I'm doing it again.


brian_dc said[orig][quote]
AIR WOLF BOMB
AIR WOLF BOMB
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AIR WOLF BOMB
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bennyhillifier

bennyhillifier

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bennyhillifier

bennyhillifier

bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 10,2010 12:04pm



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at May 10,2010 12:05pm
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
better Borgnine content:


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at May 10,2010 12:06pm



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 10,2010 12:09pm
hahaha I am totally gonna watch rambo all day now. feelin' it.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 10,2010 12:11pm
BloodeyeBetty said[orig][quote]
who the fuck are you to judge what people like? Imma girl faaaag, I love instrumentals, and black metal is make sweet fuck to me. It appeals, to my soul.


was this directed at me? Instrumentals suck, black metal is for posers and is the worst thing to happen to music in the past 30 years



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 10,2010 12:13pm
That cartoon was the balls.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at May 10,2010 12:20pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Few things in this thread.
a.) no, im not this girl. Shame on you for thinking I'd troll such nonsense.
b.) girl, you're going to be demoralized horribly on this site if you continue to post here
c.) snli is a righteous twat who refuses to log in and reveal his identity
d.) this thread legitimately sucks because this broads a tool
e.) metal chicks are morons who were probably fondled by their relatives at one point


agreed, exept i dont believe a. this thread got useless fast.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at May 10,2010 12:23pm
BloodeyeBetty said[orig][quote]
, the elitist fucks who insist on talking shit, are the ones furthest from earth.


metal needs a certain amount of elitism, thats just the way it is. anyone who thinks otherwise is a poser, kinda like how fat chicks always say 'its the inner beauty that counts.'



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at May 10,2010 12:23pm



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 10,2010 12:24pm
well its a good thing its just one mans opinion ;-) I dont care what you think. I like what I like. eat a dick. eat thirty of em.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at May 10,2010 12:25pm
ARKTOUROS said[orig][quote]
I'm only interested in the Arilgasm if it's turn-based.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at May 10,2010 12:28pm
BloodeyeBetty said[orig][quote]
A girl has to be 120 lbs and be sexy, or her worth as a human being is non-existent.



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 10,2010 12:29pm
hahaha doods makin fun of fat chicks.
Has no class, and no balls to log in.
Hes prolly pretty fugly too.
as for the metal elitist...they were the kids everyone made fun of in school, so, metal was the only way he could find his niche.
go get laid. Fat chicks are awesome...fat chicks being over 200 lbs. btw



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 10,2010 12:29pm
You must be a metal poser for liking black metal.



toggletoggle post by ARKTOUROS at May 10,2010 12:30pm
A good 95% of metal bands are absolutely terrible. There's my elitist comment. Now, would somebody please break this thread with a super hi-res image.



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 10,2010 12:31pm
i wish he would log in, so i would know who he is...so if I meet him, ill break his fucking nose. then he can say some chubby bitch made him uglier.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 10,2010 12:35pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
You must be a metal poser for liking black metal.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at May 10,2010 12:36pm
BloodeyeBetty said[orig][quote]
hahaha doods makin fun of fat chicks.
Has no class, and no balls to log in.
Hes prolly pretty fugly too.
as for the metal elitist...they were the kids everyone made fun of in school, so, metal was the only way he could find his niche.
go get laid. Fat chicks are awesome...fat chicks being over 200 lbs. btw


i dont log in cuz i forgot my password and dont really care.
i am ugly as hell.
never got made fun of. metal is not a niche.
get laid all the time, with hot girls, not metal bitches. dance to lady gaga to get pussy or youre a pussy.


also i already posted a picture of myself to demonstrate my ugliness, khed.

oh and aril is right, anyone who likes black metal is a poser. listen to exclusively type o negative and my dying bride or you're not mike shoemaker.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at May 10,2010 12:37pm



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at May 10,2010 12:38pm
also i never said you were fat. matter of fact i never said anythiing directed towards you, as talking shit about people you dont know is pointless. all i did was make generalities about women.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 10,2010 12:42pm
blessed%20offal said[orig][quote]
listen to exclusively type o negative and my dying bride or you're not mike shoemaker.


hahaha.

I don't know blessed offal, but trioxin245 is the hottest entity in this realm



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 10,2010 1:05pm
most metal bands do suck.
I <3 type-o
currently lovin electric wizard.



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 10,2010 1:05pm
thread closed now, go away.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 10,2010 1:08pm



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 10,2010 1:10pm
blessed%20offal said[orig][quote]

bennyhillifier


LOL @ the nuthugger shorts on Barr in that shot.

2 fists full of nuthin' or a herbert is u



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 10,2010 1:11pm
you can't be a newb and close a thread.
This thread is offiially reopned for business.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 10,2010 1:11pm
you can't be a newb and close a thread.
This thread is officially reopened for business.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 10,2010 1:12pm
you can't be a newb and double post.

OH WAIT



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 10,2010 1:13pm



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 10,2010 1:14pm
double posting > black metal



toggletoggle post by slar broiled at May 10,2010 1:15pm
this chick is pretty fuckin hot so i don't understand all the shit talking. can i have your phone number bloodybetty?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 10,2010 1:17pm
wait so this girl is hot?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 10,2010 1:19pm
I would penetrate viciously, but I like curves and bumps and shit.



toggletoggle post by slar broiled at May 10,2010 1:20pm
yeah i want to plug her arsehole badly



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 10,2010 1:21pm
I want to show her respect and have her home by curfew.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 10,2010 1:21pm
Cannot compute. So this girl is 200lbs+, is hot, bit doesn't have curves or bumps? I'm lost.
Please tell me she ain't one of those craigslist girls that call themselves "curvy"



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 10,2010 1:23pm
u compute bad



toggletoggle post by aril fapping @ work at May 10,2010 1:23pm
defecate in my mouth or GTFO



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 10,2010 1:26pm



toggletoggle post by Cosby Browns NLI at May 10,2010 1:35pm

















toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 10,2010 1:36pm
dawwwwwwwwwwww



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at May 10,2010 1:37pm
BloodeyeBetty said[orig][quote]
not knew to metal.


its too bad your grammar was way off

BloodeyeBetty said[orig][quote]
i do not know metal.


fixed



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 10,2010 1:38pm
SQUIDGIN AND THE IDGIN WITH THE JELLO PUDDIN



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at May 10,2010 1:39pm
I can't tell from the videos if she's hot or not, but i can tell by how she responds to you heathens that i like her.



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 10,2010 1:39pm
yawn



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 10,2010 1:39pm



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 10,2010 1:42pm
BloodeyeBetty said[orig][quote]
Where does Larrz Ulridge plug his drumz in?



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at May 10,2010 1:42pm
pam said[orig][quote]
yawn


It's funny, as soon as this supposed "girl" posted this thread, i saw a familiar chain of events happen. One that i don't really need to describe. But then i saw her trying to take most of it in good fun, and trying to be mean back to the meanies... and i thought "what is she, a Pam wannabee"?


and then Pam yawns. haha



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at May 10,2010 1:47pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]

bennyhillifier


Leonard Part 6 ain't got shit on Ghost Dad.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 10,2010 1:48pm
slar%20broiled said[orig][quote]
this chick is pretty fuckin hot so i don't understand all the shit talking. can i have your phone number bloodybetty?


ATTN: Mick Slars - you and I must form a rock n' roll combo to perform the musical epic "Big Bottom" on multiple bass guit-fiddles. For Satan.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 10,2010 1:49pm



toggletoggle post by ARKTOUROS at May 10,2010 1:50pm
WORKIN' ON A SEX FARM
PLOWIN' THRU YOUR BEAN FIELD



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 10,2010 1:50pm
love that episode.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 10,2010 1:51pm
Vanessa & friends doing "Locomotion" or a pussy is u



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 10,2010 1:55pm



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 10,2010 2:21pm
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
pam said[orig][quote]
yawn


It's funny, as soon as this supposed "girl" posted this thread, i saw a familiar chain of events happen. One that i don't really need to describe. But then i saw her trying to take most of it in good fun, and trying to be mean back to the meanies... and i thought "what is she, a Pam wannabee"?


and then Pam yawns. haha


There can be only one, I'll behead her.



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 10,2010 2:30pm
HAHAHA I dont wanna be anything but what I am.
I am pretty hot, my attitude makes me hotter. I do have curves, but I am 160, and will never be skinnier then 140.
I am single, and I am wayyy lovin all the ego. Love talkin shit back to you motherfuckers. bring it.
I jsut told Josh how much I hate bill cosby and then what happens, ya'll go nuts on the negro. hahaha. fukkahs.



toggletoggle post by Arrowhead NLI NLI for real at May 10,2010 2:31pm
Bad call, comparing attention whore to the only non-attention whore female to ever grace this board.

Pam has gigged, and been PART of the metal scene and RTTP for what, 10 years? Fat lesbo is just a groupie attention whore.




toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 10,2010 2:35pm
All girls are attetion whores.



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 10,2010 2:36pm
slar%20broiled said[orig][quote]
this chick is pretty fuckin hot so i don't understand all the shit talking. can i have your phone number bloodybetty?
HAHAHA thats what immma do, start givin out my number on return to the pit. come find me, im all ovah the web. bitches need to be courted, before anally plugged.



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 10,2010 2:38pm
i will gig, and I will be apart of this board for ten years. Only been in mass for one though. go choke on your own jejenum. I dont mind bein a nooob. I will prove myself ;-) :-P



toggletoggle post by Arrowhead NLI NLI for real at May 10,2010 2:38pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
All girls are attetion whores.


Not true. I got me a good one.



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at May 10,2010 2:39pm
this thread has some good lulz, any chick who can take all this punishment and come back for more sounds cool in my book



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 10,2010 2:40pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
I want to show her respect and have her home by curfew.

HAHAHA My curfew is sun up. I show enough respect to myself, you can treat me distastefully.



toggletoggle post by Arrowhead NLI NLI for real at May 10,2010 2:40pm
BloodeyeBetty said[orig][quote]
i will gig, and I will be apart of this board for ten years.


How are you gonna do that, when you admittedly change scene/style every other year? I got a better prediction: you'll be gone in a month, off in obscurity making flubber love with Ivoryandsteel.




toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 10,2010 2:41pm
BloodeyeBetty said[orig][quote]
bitches need to be courted, before anally plugged.


Wait, he has to sue you?



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 10,2010 2:41pm
Arrowhead%20NLI%20NLI%20for%20real said[orig][quote]
Bad call, comparing attention whore to the only non-attention whore female to ever grace this board.

Pam has gigged, and been PART of the metal scene and RTTP for what, 10 years? Fat lesbo is just a groupie attention whore.



You're very sweet in a RTTP way. lol
There's a few cool chicks around here, I'm just the only one that keeps coming back for more. RTTP is like my abusive boyfriend. <3



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 10,2010 2:43pm
Pam falls down stairs online a lot.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 10,2010 2:43pm
Speak English, girl. Stop listening to Moonblood and Moevot and listen to real black metal like Cradle of Filth and Illnath.



toggletoggle post by arkquimanthorn at May 10,2010 2:46pm
BloodeyeBetty said[orig][quote]
Give us girls...a bad name


Irony?

BloodeyeBetty said[orig][quote]
Im always wondering why sexy metal men go for this type of fake???


I HOPE, even though this thread is STILL going, you have your answer somewhere in here.



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 10,2010 2:53pm
hahaha yes. I have been given many answers. I still love metal men, and will marry a rockstar one day...he will prolly talk just as much shit as you bastahds.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 10,2010 2:54pm
ITT: Pam falling on an internet door knob.



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 10,2010 2:54pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
BloodeyeBetty said[orig][quote]
bitches need to be courted, before anally plugged.


Wait, he has to sue you?
HAHA. smart ass. courted means dated.



toggletoggle post by pleasurecorpse at May 10,2010 2:54pm
5'4 + 160lb = FAT




toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 10,2010 2:54pm
GET OUT OF MY ROWBOAT



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 10,2010 2:55pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
Pam falls down stairs online a lot.


The door...I walked into the door. Want some dinner?



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at May 10,2010 2:55pm
I wasn't going to make a single post in this thread...but then I saw my nigga Bill Cosby get slandered.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 10,2010 2:56pm
HEY FATTY, I GOT A MOVIE FOR YA -- A FRIDGE TOO FAR



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 10,2010 2:56pm
pleasurecorpse said[orig][quote]
5'4 + 160lb = FAT



According to this I am "small". That's pretty funny because I am not small framed. But if this chart says so...I'll take it!



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 10,2010 2:57pm
Arrowhead%20NLI%20NLI%20for%20real said[orig][quote]
BloodeyeBetty said[orig][quote]
i will gig, and I will be apart of this board for ten years.


How are you gonna do that, when you admittedly change scene/style every other year? I got a better prediction: you'll be gone in a month, off in obscurity making flubber love with Ivoryandsteel.

Every year? I am 26, and I have changed scenes three times. havent really changed scenes, I still love Punk Rock, now its just more thrash...I still love Industrial: Bauhaus is my fav to this day...
Same girl, just a more open love for music.
I love music. will always love music...of all and any kind.
trying to find a thrash band to sing for now...so aint leavin.



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 10,2010 2:59pm
Fuck it. I may be fat, but I love the fuck outta myself, and I wear four inch heels. I dont give a fuck what statistics say, Im sexy.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at May 10,2010 2:59pm
thread peaked with borgnine



toggletoggle post by Kevord  at May 10,2010 3:01pm
ITT: Fat chicks losing self confidence.



toggletoggle post by Arrowhead NLI NLI for real at May 10,2010 3:01pm
By every year I simply meant "often". It's hyperbole, like when you keep saying you're hot.



toggletoggle post by carina at work at May 10,2010 3:02pm
my head hurts



toggletoggle post by arkquimanthorn at May 10,2010 3:03pm
pam said[orig][quote]
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
Pam falls down stairs online a lot.


The door...I walked into the door. Want some dinner?

LOOOL.




toggletoggle post by horror_tang  at May 10,2010 3:03pm



toggletoggle post by Arrowhead NLI NLI for real at May 10,2010 3:04pm
pam said[orig][quote]
Want some dinner?


We shouldn't have to ask. Go get my belt.



toggletoggle post by carina at work at May 10,2010 3:05pm
May 9,2010 10:55pm - the_reverend ""]
fact: all girls are lesbian.
~~~~
you mean 50% are...after they date you.



toggletoggle post by horror_tang  at May 10,2010 3:06pm



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 10,2010 3:07pm
Need moar 6'6" women .



toggletoggle post by horror_tang  at May 10,2010 3:08pm



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 10,2010 3:09pm
lol. I love that song.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 10,2010 3:10pm
I'm losing wood fast.



toggletoggle post by Kevord  at May 10,2010 3:12pm
ITT: Fat chick acting like she's in on the joke when she is the joke.



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 10,2010 3:14pm
I started the joke retahd.



toggletoggle post by boxxy at May 10,2010 3:17pm
wait, i've been in all kinds of different scenes... does that make me bad? and way to read way into my post.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 10,2010 3:17pm
I don't get it.
What's the joke here.



toggletoggle post by Kevord  at May 10,2010 3:18pm
The only way this could be funnier is if it involved promoting a Goatwhore show in Maine.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 10,2010 3:24pm
Someone please answer these questions from this thread:
- is this girl "fat" or not?
- what's the name of arrowheads pizza place?
-who is boxxy?
-is this girl for real?
-has she not realized the bm in my name means black metal yet she was defending herself?
-where is douchebag patrol?
-where is douchebag patrol2?
-is this girl fat?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 10,2010 3:25pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Need moar 6'6" women .





toggletoggle post by arkquimanthorn at May 10,2010 3:26pm
aril this girl is 100% for real, and i give her tons of credit for going through the RTTP gauntlet and coming out alive.



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at May 10,2010 3:26pm
boxxy said[orig][quote]
wait, i've been in all kinds of different scenes... does that make me bad? and way to read way into my post.


Oops, someone logged in under the wrong name.



toggletoggle post by arkquimanthorn at May 10,2010 3:27pm
lol, boxxy has been found out.



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 10,2010 3:28pm
Im chubby :-D. guess thats bound to happen when your only 5'4.
But im healthy. I dont eat fast food, junk food, or babies.



toggletoggle post by boxxy at May 10,2010 3:30pm
i certainly have not.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 10,2010 3:30pm
ha! oh man if Boxxy is her she gets an epic high five at the next MT.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 10,2010 3:31pm
If she's for real, tell me- why does she talk like a troll?
If she's educated in black metal, have her tell me if Kekal is indeed a Christian band, but only to appeal to those outside Indonesia, which is predominately a Muslim nation.



toggletoggle post by boxxy at May 10,2010 3:32pm
you wish you had these curves.



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 10,2010 3:32pm
lol boxxy is not "her" boxxy is a him.
I should always get epic high fives at metal thursday. I am faithful.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 10,2010 3:33pm
boxxy said[orig][quote]
you wish you had these curves.


LOL



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 10,2010 3:34pm
ah, you are not the same. Boxxy is a fantastic asset to this board. and i'm too tall to give you an epic high five.



toggletoggle post by boxxy at May 10,2010 3:35pm
represent



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 10,2010 3:36pm
I am being educated on black metal, I don't know everything. It has been said, that Kekal is indeed a christian band...reading the lyrics, It sounds like they are def christian, but who cares? they are still good. Vox Diaboli is a great song. have not heard all of their albums.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 10,2010 3:37pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Need moar pocket sized women .





toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 10,2010 3:37pm
lol @ metal archives!!!11!1!!



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 10,2010 3:38pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
ah, you are not the same. Boxxy is a fantastic asset to this board. and i'm too tall to give you an epic high five.

HAHA! too tall to give me epic high five! I knew it was you tonym and you have soooo given me an epic high five before. I beleeb it was at type o.



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 10,2010 3:40pm
btw, wtf is a troll?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 10,2010 3:41pm edited May 10,2010 3:52pm
wait. Let me get this straight. Kekals first album was old emperor worship, but contained references to Christianity. it was decent muscially but nothing special. the song you've heard (or haven't) isn't from that album, but rather an album where they ventured into a more philosophical aspect, and also progressed into a prog-type band.

but are they Christian still, or Muslim posers?



toggletoggle post by boxxy at May 10,2010 3:46pm
BloodeyeBetty said[orig][quote]
lol boxxy is not "her" boxxy is a him.
I should always get epic high fives at metal thursday. I am faithful.


Why do you say that? Because of comments about J. Alba? I believe even ladies can appreciate how nice it would be to eat her anus. ughhhhh



toggletoggle post by TRUCK BALLS NLI at May 10,2010 3:51pm


I WANT YOUR SEX



I WANT YOUR BODY




I WANT YOUR MILK JUGS





BABY COME TO ME




toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 10,2010 3:53pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
If she's for real, tell me- why does she talk like a troll?
If she's educated in black metal, have her tell me if Kekal is indeed a Christian band, but only to appeal to those outside Indonesia, which is predominately a Muslim nation.


No one knows that shit. TRICK QUESTION.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 10,2010 3:54pm
it was mentioned in an interview.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 10,2010 3:54pm
YOU'RE MENTIONED IN AN INTERVIEW



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 10,2010 3:54pm
I fail to see why this hasn't spawned at least one side thread.



toggletoggle post by TRUCK BALLS NLI at May 10,2010 3:55pm


THREAD



I LOVE YOU LADIES



GIMME WHAT I NEEEEEEED



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 10,2010 3:57pm
8======LLLLLLLLLL===D ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



toggletoggle post by MetalThursday  at May 10,2010 4:08pm
Lindsey Lowpants in the muthafuckin' house.



toggletoggle post by boxxy at May 10,2010 4:09pm
ITT: my real identity



toggletoggle post by fuck logging in at May 10,2010 4:17pm
I was wondering when the poop was going to show up.



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 10,2010 5:16pm
Lindsey Lowpants in the hizouse!



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at May 10,2010 6:28pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
HEY FATTY, I GOT A MOVIE FOR YA -- A FRIDGE TOO FAR


epic win



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at May 10,2010 6:29pm
carina%20%20at%20work said[orig][quote]
my head hurts


did rev 'accidentally' hit you while playing internet football?



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at May 10,2010 6:33pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Someone please answer these questions from this thread:
- is this girl "fat" or not?
- what's the name of arrowheads pizza place?
-who is boxxy?
-is this girl for real?
-has she not realized the bm in my name means black metal yet she was defending herself?
-where is douchebag patrol?
-where is douchebag patrol2?
-is this girl fat?


-marcus thinks shes hot
-not logged in pizza
-meatwads blaxploitation friend
-only bowel movement is real
-with douchebag patrol 2
-with douchebag patrol
-marcus thinks shes hot

i hope this helps



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 10,2010 6:36pm
let's start a carmegeddon death metal band



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at May 10,2010 6:41pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
let's start a carmegeddon death metal band


only carmageddon 2: carpocalypse now is real



toggletoggle post by tomx nli at May 10,2010 6:43pm
thread sucks, see you on friendster
































































toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 10,2010 6:44pm
blessed%20offal said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
let's start a carmegeddon death metal band


only carmageddon 2: carpocalypse now is real


fuck that you're outta the band



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 10,2010 6:53pm
CARPOCALYPSE NOW



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 10,2010 6:58pm
only ultima IV metal is real



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 10,2010 7:00pm
WELL YUH



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 10,2010 7:01pm
(Was actually listening to the Black Mages like .5 minute ago.)



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 10,2010 7:03pm edited May 10,2010 7:06pm
Which album? First one or GTFO.

Oh yea, if you want vg soundtracks etc, let me know. I've got a decent amount- about 160lbs worth



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 10,2010 7:09pm
Random selection on Pandora or NO U

Orchestral arrangement of the "Terra" theme was pretty rad, too.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 10,2010 7:13pm
If you give me my Zelda game back, I'll give you a bunch of CDs.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 10,2010 7:28pm
We'll set up a Southie conclave soonest. Icosahedrons and weed sigils.



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 10,2010 9:45pm
understood weeeed sigil ^.^ feelin that.



toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at May 10,2010 10:36pm
i can't fucking believe i just read that entire thread...

gotta say, the only thing interesting out of all of it was that cheeseburger bed

im going to jerk off.



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 10,2010 10:39pm
that cheeseburger bed was amazing.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at May 10,2010 10:48pm
My_Dying_Bride said[orig][quote]
i can't fucking believe i just read that entire thread...

gotta say, the only thing interesting out of all of it was that cheeseburger bed

im going to jerk off.


boredom is a hell of a drug.



toggletoggle post by GUY at May 10,2010 10:50pm
Ludvig borga and ff2 or GTFO



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 10,2010 11:33pm
Victor Borge or GNOME FIGHT




toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at May 11,2010 12:31am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Someone please answer these questions from this thread:
- is this girl "fat" or not?
- what's the name of arrowheads pizza place?
-who is boxxy?
-is this girl for real?
-has she not realized the bm in my name means black metal yet she was defending herself?
-where is douchebag patrol?
-where is douchebag patrol2?
-is this girl fat?















toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at May 11,2010 12:33am
BloodeyeBetty said[orig][quote]
i will gig, and I will be apart of this board for ten years. Only been in mass for one though. go choke on your own jejenum. I dont mind bein a nooob. I will prove myself ;-) :-P





toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 11,2010 1:05am
OMG JOE CHRISTIANI! Joe Christianni's girlfriend two stepped into Magic Johnson and that's how he got HIV.



toggletoggle post by do it at May 11,2010 1:24am
grow some eyebrows or gtfo



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at May 11,2010 1:47am edited May 11,2010 1:47am
Lindsey came to my house a few hours ago and cleaned my kitchen while I took a weed nap. My kitchen was a mess. She also bought me a redbull. She is more rad than anyone who has not cleaned my kitchen. She didn't even ask me to blow her where the pampers are or anything. Be nice to her and maybe she will clean your kitchen too while you sleep like a lazy prick.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 11,2010 3:28am
why would a girl ask you to touch her? see my comment above.



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at May 11,2010 6:50am
































toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 11,2010 7:29am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
let's start a carmegeddon death metal band


haha awesome, i was just discussing the awesomeness of Carmageddon the other day.



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 11,2010 10:19am
HAHAHA I love how famous I've become :-P
My eyebrows have grown back since that one picture haha. so I guess its a gtfo.
I heart Joe christiani. He's a gentleman.



toggletoggle post by boxxy at May 11,2010 10:24am
i thought i looked better without my eyebrows anyways :-P



toggletoggle post by slar broiled at May 11,2010 11:30am
BloodeyeBetty said[orig][quote]
HAHAHA I love how famous I've become :-P
My eyebrows have grown back since that one picture haha. so I guess its a gtfo.
I heart Joe christiani. He's a gentleman.


please describe your browneye in great detail



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 11,2010 11:40am
Slar's King Ghidora-sized self-loathing: Getting ugly broads dogplowed since nineteen dickety-three.



toggletoggle post by boxxy at May 11,2010 11:46am
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
Slar's King Ghidora-sized self-loathing: Getting ugly broads dogplowed since nineteen dickety-three.


lovely.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 11,2010 12:04pm
I really and truly am.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at May 11,2010 12:08pm
tl;dr



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at May 11,2010 12:09pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
Slar's King Ghidora-sized self-loathing: Getting ugly broads dogplowed since nineteen dickety-three.


Dickety....how dubious!



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at May 11,2010 12:13pm
TITS OR GTFO



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 11,2010 12:39pm
i_am_not_me said[orig][quote]
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
Slar's King Ghidora-sized self-loathing: Getting ugly broads dogplowed since nineteen dickety-three.


Dickety....how dubious!


what're you cacklin' at fatty? too much pie, that's your problem!



toggletoggle post by BSV at May 11,2010 1:12pm
Lindsay, I keep telling you over and over again. STOP TRYING SO HARD, NO ONE CARES. GO AWAY.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 11,2010 1:16pm
TheRidersofDoom said[orig][quote]
TITS OR GTFO





toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at May 11,2010 1:35pm
New England is wicked pissed at chicks.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at May 11,2010 1:57pm
metal chicks arnt chicks, theyre dudes with vagimas. with a few exeptions of course.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at May 11,2010 1:59pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
New England is scared of chicks.


Fixed.



toggletoggle post by boxxy at May 11,2010 2:01pm
that's because you men don't know how to eat a pussy worth a damn!!



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at May 11,2010 2:09pm
Us fatties know how to eat.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 11,2010 3:19pm


First thing I thought was "I gotta show this to Tom." then I noticed who posted it.



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 11,2010 3:23pm
BSV said[orig][quote]
Lindsay, I keep telling you over and over again. STOP TRYING SO HARD, NO ONE CARES. GO AWAY.

Hey I heard your nickname was shit pants dood? you think anyone really wanted to hear that? Im not trying too hard. I am me. always will be me, always have been me. you really shouldnt dog me for that. Im not gonna apologize for it.



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 11,2010 3:25pm



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 11,2010 3:27pm

Thats my HUGE Vagina, small children, and bottles of whiskey have been known to disappear in it. Be warned. :-P



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 11,2010 3:34pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
HEY FATTY, I GOT A MOVIE FOR YA -- A FRIDGE TOO FAR





toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 11,2010 3:37pm
I look like that in my moomoo.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at May 11,2010 3:48pm
the fingers you've to dial are too fat. if you'd like to order a special dialing wand, please mash the pad with your palm at the tone.



toggletoggle post by the genuine slarticle at May 11,2010 4:24pm
wait who shit their pants?



toggletoggle post by C.dEaD at May 11,2010 4:27pm
Joshy shit his pants how? DEETS



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 11,2010 7:28pm
hmmmm how does one shit one's pants? ;-P



toggletoggle post by slartisian coordinates at May 11,2010 8:35pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
slar%20broiled said[orig][quote]
this chick is pretty fuckin hot so i don't understand all the shit talking. can i have your phone number bloodybetty?


ATTN: Mick Slars - you and I must form a rock n' roll combo to perform the musical epic "Big Bottom" on multiple bass guit-fiddles. For Satan.


totally down, but for the record, this is the first post the "real" me has made in this thread. anytime fat chicks are mentioned rttp turns into my own personal megadeth video



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 11,2010 8:46pm



toggletoggle post by timma at May 11,2010 9:11pm
Wow. I can't believe this thread is still going.

Sad



toggletoggle post by tomx nli at May 11,2010 10:21pm
sexist thread gtfo












toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at May 11,2010 11:06pm
ALEXANNNNDDERRRRR YOUR LEGIONS AWAIT THEE

YOU WERE CROWNED WITH PROMETHEAN FIRE


ALEXANDER YOUR HOPLITES AWAIT THEE, TO TAKE THE ROAD OF REVENGE


ALEXANDERRRRRR!!!!





































































































































































toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at May 11,2010 11:08pm



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at May 11,2010 11:09pm



toggletoggle post by GUNTASAURUSREX at May 12,2010 2:41am



























toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 12,2010 10:12am
lol its funny. while I am being an attention whore people could just walk away, but thats not what happens. people stay and listen, cause I'm funny.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at May 12,2010 10:38am
People are still posting/reading this thread NOT because you're interesting. Not because you're funny, but for the same reason people can't turn away from a devastating accident. You made a thread to get attention, people are non-stop making fun of you for it, and you post stuff like "i WILL be a part of this board for 10 years."?! WTF is that? Why would you even say that? Because all of the sudden you post one thread on here and you realize that this is what you've been missing all of your life? Are you desperate enough for attention that you WOULD keep posting here for ten years, no matter what kind of attention you're getting? You're fucking lame.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 12,2010 11:01am
True Science Fact: The only women /r/ has any time for are /r/'s mothers, /r/'s daughters, and Pam. Look it up if you don't believe me.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at May 12,2010 11:14am
and if you're posting here for ten years... will it continue to only be in a thread dedicated to yourself, and how you're better than other women? I think i'll start a thread about how much i rule. haha NOT, you suck.



toggletoggle post by Bill Cosby at May 12,2010 12:35pm
*High Fives Ouchdrummer*



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at May 12,2010 1:22pm



frazzle the nazzle zip zop zooobityyy bop



toggletoggle post by slartisian coordinates at May 12,2010 1:37pm
i want to put my nose in this girls gaping butt hole and inhale deeply



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at May 12,2010 2:10pm
Bill%20Cosby said[orig][quote]
*High Fives Ouchdrummer*


While i don't really enjoy the comedic stylings of mr. cosby, i'll adamantly return the hi five.

(returnofthehifive.com)



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 12,2010 5:45pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
True Science Fact: The only women /r/ has any time for are /r/'s mothers, /r/'s daughters, and Pam. Look it up if you don't believe me.


<3



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at May 12,2010 6:16pm
for the record, id bang this broad.. just sayin.



toggletoggle post by manjuden at May 12,2010 7:46pm
i wouldnt bang her with bobbys dick.



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 12,2010 8:59pm
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
People are still posting/reading this thread NOT because you're interesting. Not because you're funny, but for the same reason people can't turn away from a devastating accident. You made a thread to get attention, people are non-stop making fun of you for it, and you post stuff like "i WILL be a part of this board for 10 years."?! WTF is that? Why would you even say that? Because all of the sudden you post one thread on here and you realize that this is what you've been missing all of your life? Are you desperate enough for attention that you WOULD keep posting here for ten years, no matter what kind of attention you're getting? You're fucking lame.

No faaag, because I plan on using putting my opinion on here about the metal I hear at the shows I go too. Idiot.
That was my first thread, I had fun with it. Now its serious time.
eat some cock, or get a life. or both.



toggletoggle post by manjuden at May 12,2010 9:02pm
ITT: some random uninteresting fat bitch hurts jims feelings : (



toggletoggle post by ctb0rderpatrol at May 12,2010 9:27pm
I THINK ITS CUTE WHEN GIRLS HAVE OPINIONS ABOUT STUFF



toggletoggle post by shut up already at May 12,2010 10:43pm
This girl needs to get over herself.

She seems cool when you first meet her but then you notice how annoying she is. She does dumb things for attention and will add all of your friends on facebook even people you know she doesn't know like your cousin in Utah or that dude you met at a show one time in New Jersey 3 years ago. She will try to be your best friend even if you just met her a week ago. She competes for attention with other girls and will yell about how slutty she is when other girls are around just so men will pay attention to her. She is so jealous of other girls that she has to post this crap on rttp. She probably found out some guy she wanted to fuck got with someone else and got her panties in a bunch about it thinking she is more metal than the other girl even though she just discovered metal a few months ago. She tries so hard to prove herself so everyone will be her friend. She wants to be prom queen of the metal scene.



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at May 12,2010 10:45pm
Wimmin are people too?



toggletoggle post by Bill Cosby at May 12,2010 11:29pm
*High Fives shut up already*



toggletoggle post by Bill Cosby at May 12,2010 11:44pm
"Shut up already" couldn't have put it better. She always adds people she doesn't know and never will know. An obvious attention whore move. I mean, she's been trying to add the entire Huxtable family for weeks already. WTF? Listen you fat troll Theo doesn't want to be your friend!



toggletoggle post by BSV at May 13,2010 12:43am
shut up already is dead on.
fucking cunt is making up lies left and right. it's disturbing how clingly she gets. so fucking obnoxious and greedy. i felt bad for her at first cause she gives a great sob story but then it became clear she's just using people in order to climb some sort of social latter.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at May 13,2010 12:49am
yo dawg we heard you liked ladders so we spelled it like latter so you can ladder on the latter.



toggletoggle post by BSV at May 13,2010 1:02am
whoa guy!



toggletoggle post by Snoop Doggy Dog at May 13,2010 2:20am
yo this bitch be crazy



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at May 13,2010 2:29am
thats the strangest video ive ever seen. evar.



toggletoggle post by Snoop Doggy Dog at May 13,2010 2:29am
BloodeyeBetty said[orig][quote]
I still love Industrial: Bauhaus is my fav to this day...


LULZ yo bauhaus be goth bitch. they ain't industrial yo dumb cracka.



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at May 13,2010 2:56am
thread has become ritual.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 13,2010 8:05am
There's nothing more demoralizing than one giant rttp bukakke on her face while she's chained up. Who's down?



toggletoggle post by boxxy at May 13,2010 8:26am edited May 13,2010 8:27am
bitch



toggletoggle post by boxxy at May 13,2010 8:28am
bauhaus isn't even close to industrial. Bauhaus is the fucking DEFINITION of goth music. It's like calling the sex pistols metal.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at May 13,2010 8:39am
I totally understand wanting to post on this forum. But doing something for one time then deciding you need to do it for a year... that's not normal. It's fucking creepy, and it's obviously a play for attention. Face it, it doesn't matter what you say, this thread was basically just saying "hey guys, i'm a girl! Look at me! I fit in! I'm cool!".... obviously i realize you didn't say those words, but it's the same as me saying something like:
"Man, isn't it irritating how most drummers in boston can't lay down the funk?" (i don't really mean that obviously) I'm obviously implying i AM capable of laying down the funk..

just shut the fuck up, i'm sure a good handfull of idiots have read this and will contact you to have sexy-time. They'll give you all the attention/cum you need, go away.



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at May 13,2010 10:41am
^/thread



toggletoggle post by autisticretard at May 13,2010 10:59am
fat girls make the best girl friends. every one i have had so far is fat.



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 13,2010 11:13am
I made it through less than half of that video. If I ever get that annoying, please murder me. All of you. At the same time.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 13,2010 11:22am
Noted.



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 13,2010 11:25am
The only acceptable end for that sort of behavior is gang murder. I'm reasonably sure that's in the constitution.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 13,2010 11:26am
pam.. I thought you used to be this girl 16 years ago.



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 13,2010 11:31am
I was pretty dumb but can't say I ever achieved begging-for-cum-on-youtube pathetic.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at May 13,2010 11:40pm




toggletoggle post by anonymous at May 13,2010 11:43pm
BloodeyeBetty said[orig][quote]
HAHAHA I dont lie, but I am filthy, and I could totally be a whore.





toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at May 13,2010 11:59pm
rider of doom,.........what girl is that in that picture? her tits are so fucking big.



toggletoggle post by autisticretard at May 14,2010 7:53am
xgodzillax said[orig][quote]
for the record, id bang this broad.. just sayin.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 14,2010 7:57am
i'm more or less indifferent, i don't really know her but she has always been very nice to me. however the comments in here are just painful to read. trying to prove yourself on a message board is just a sad affair. Pam is an immovable stone in your world of weak, i speak. you, you think you own, I take away, take it with me. i speak, you, you think you own, I took away, made it my own.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 14,2010 8:41am
pam said[orig][quote]
I was pretty dumb but can't say I ever achieved begging-for-cum-on-youtube pathetic.
well, that's probably cause youtube wasn't in existence. you stuck to live journals and tripod sites.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 14,2010 8:54am
lmao. I just watched that video. WTF??



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 14,2010 9:44am
Yeti said[orig][quote]
i'm more or less indifferent, i don't really know her but she has always been very nice to me. however the comments in here are just painful to read. trying to prove yourself on a message board is just a sad affair. Pam is an immovable stone in your world of weak, i speak. you, you think you own, I take away, take it with me. i speak, you, you think you own, I took away, made it my own.


Did you just turn me into a pantera song? lol <3



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 14,2010 9:49am
pam said[orig][quote]
Yeti said[orig][quote]
i'm more or less indifferent, i don't really know her but she has always been very nice to me. however the comments in here are just painful to read. trying to prove yourself on a message board is just a sad affair. Pam is an immovable stone in your world of weak, i speak. you, you think you own, I take away, take it with me. i speak, you, you think you own, I took away, made it my own.


Did you just turn me into a pantera song? lol <3
don't you mean pamtera?
in before dwyer with pamterrible



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 14,2010 9:52am
hahaha



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 14,2010 9:55am
pamera bread



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 14,2010 10:27am
LOL now its come to social bashing?
Most people I meet like me. Who cares either way, I am a genuinely friendly person, and yeah sure, I add people I've never met, they add me too. I am obnoxious, and loud, and vulgar. so what? I'm not a man, so its not ok?
why don't you come introduce yourself and find out for yourself.
Sure, I have a sob story...so do a lot of people. I've grown above mine, and I'm still a good person. I talk to everyone, fat, ugly, stupid, metal or not. Thats how you make friends ;-)



toggletoggle post by BloodeyeBetty   at May 14,2010 10:30am
pam said[orig][quote]
I was pretty dumb but can't say I ever achieved begging-for-cum-on-youtube pathetic.

Begging for cum?
I offer comedy. Atleast im following my dreams right?
Men ask questions, I answer from a vulgar womans perspective.
I've never been a whore, and once again, I am just being me.



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 14,2010 10:33am
Cupcake, if you were so sure of yourself, you wouldn't be on here every day defending yourself.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 14,2010 10:34am
9 inches? really? That's it?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 14,2010 10:36am
only 43 inches is real.



toggletoggle post by Dr. Heathcliff Huxtable, M.D. at May 14,2010 10:36am
BloodeyeBetty said[orig][quote]
I talk to everyone, fat, ugly, stupid, metal or not.


Talking to yourself, eh? Theo's friend Cockroach does this too. May I recommend a psychiatrist? Perhaps a nutritionist? How about Dr. Jack Kevorkian?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 14,2010 10:39am
I love the direction the trolling has been going in recently. Keep up the good work, trollcrew.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 14,2010 10:40am
only trolling is real.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 14,2010 10:42am
Only bringng back the ways of old is real.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 14,2010 10:47am
only trolling the new ways is real.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 14,2010 10:47am
only endoroth is real.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 14,2010 11:11am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
9 inches? really? That's it?
ITT: aril confuses CM and Inches again.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 14,2010 11:14am

bennyhillifier

2:00 /thread



toggletoggle post by Theo NLI at May 14,2010 11:18am
Dr.%20Heathcliff%20Huxtable,%20M.D. said[orig][quote]
BloodeyeBetty said[orig][quote]
I talk to everyone, fat, ugly, stupid, metal or not.


COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK ROACHQUOTE]




toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 14,2010 11:22am
Rev is always harsh. Half of the time he's 50% right.



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at May 15,2010 5:38am











toggletoggle post by Snoop Doggy Dog at May 15,2010 7:28am
BloodeyeBetty said[orig][quote]
pam said[orig][quote]
I was pretty dumb but can't say I ever achieved begging-for-cum-on-youtube pathetic.

Begging for cum?
I offer comedy. Atleast im following my dreams right?
Men ask questions, I answer from a vulgar womans perspective.
I've never been a whore, and once again, I am just being me.


yo comediez da jokez be on you cracka
holla



toggletoggle post by Snoop Doggy Dogg at May 15,2010 7:44am
yo she be addin ma dead grammama on facebook. i was like yo wtf. den dis douchebag mofo be postin ma grammamas nakkid pix up in here. dis be bullshit yo. ne-way dis bitch be faceboook freindin ma dead gramma an den she try to give ma grampappy a bj. i was like yo dis bitch be crazy. she start suckin on grampappys ding dong an all of a sudden ma grammamma rise from da dead and shes all a zombie an shit and she starts cat fightin with dis browneyebetty biznatch. dey be grabbin hair an shit and somebody be losin a weave yo. den browneyebetty bitch be bitin off my grampappys dick cuz she got dis teef in her va jay jay trying ta knock boots and my grammama still be rippin out her weave yo. dat shit be crazy.



toggletoggle post by Snoop Doggy Dogg at May 15,2010 7:45am
o ya dat be why she got no eyebrows dog. iz furgot ta say dat.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Jun 4,2010 4:40am
Snoop%20Doggy%20Dogg said[orig][quote]
yo she be addin ma dead grammama on facebook. i was like yo wtf. den dis douchebag mofo be postin ma grammamas nakkid pix up in here. dis be bullshit yo. ne-way dis bitch be faceboook freindin ma dead gramma an den she try to give ma grampappy a bj. i was like yo dis bitch be crazy. she start suckin on grampappys ding dong an all of a sudden ma grammamma rise from da dead and shes all a zombie an shit and she starts cat fightin with dis browneyebetty biznatch. dey be grabbin hair an shit and somebody be losin a weave yo. den browneyebetty bitch be bitin off my grampappys dick cuz she got dis teef in her va jay jay trying ta knock boots and my grammama still be rippin out her weave yo. dat shit be crazy.

Snoop%20Doggy%20Dogg said[orig][quote]
o ya dat be why she got no eyebrows dog. iz furgot ta say dat.


EPIC story, bro.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 4,2010 4:43am edited Jun 4,2010 4:48am



toggletoggle post by Cockroach NLI at Jun 4,2010 8:12am



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Apr 1,2011 2:44pm
BloodeyeBetty said[orig][quote]
i will gig, and I will be apart of this board for ten years. Only been in mass for one though. go choke on your own jejenum. I dont mind bein a nooob. I will prove myself ;-) :-P




How is that working out for you, miss "haven't posted once since this very day"


ahhh, memories.



toggletoggle post by posbleak   at Apr 1,2011 2:50pm



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Apr 1,2011 3:02pm
I've met her now. She ain't bad.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Apr 1,2011 3:06pm
Man, I was an asshole in this thread. I must be going soft now



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Apr 1,2011 3:07pm
Girls are dumb but they make fine kindling.




toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Apr 1,2011 3:07pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I've met her now. She ain't bad.



Going soft, you are.

Sorry, just because she's quiet about it in person doesn't make this girl any less of a mongoloid attention whore desperate for acceptance.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 1,2011 3:17pm
YOU'RE BLOODEYEBETTY!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Apr 1,2011 3:30pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I've met her now. She ain't bad.


o_O



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Apr 1,2011 3:32pm
I can only imagine one or the other of you were on POWERFUL psychiatric drugs at the time, haha.



toggletoggle post by LympheyeBrody at Apr 1,2011 4:11pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I've met her now. She ain't bad.


that didnt sound forced at all



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Apr 2,2011 11:14am
i'd pee in her butt



toggletoggle post by pam nli at Apr 2,2011 12:12pm
ITT: Aril has feelings.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Apr 2,2011 12:19pm
What'd you think I was? A droid? An Arilinator?



toggletoggle post by vajunkajunk at Apr 3,2011 1:00am



toggletoggle post by LOOK AT THAT GUNT! at Dec 7,2011 10:17am
What are the odds that josh_hates_you fucked this mess?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 7,2011 3:18pm
^ enough that you wouldn't get much of a return on your investment; try a scratch ticket.



toggletoggle post by MetalThursday  at Dec 7,2011 3:22pm
LOL. Last time I saw her I was drunk at Denny's and called her a nasty bitch for farting in the booth. Was that mean?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 7,2011 3:24pm
Depending on what astrology sign you are, she could love you or hate you.



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Dec 7,2011 3:26pm
HAHA. Nope. Not this one. She had a crush on me. Had plenty of chances but was never drunk enough to do so at the time. She showed me her tits before. Suprisingly decent.



toggletoggle post by TheGoddessFreyja at Dec 7,2011 3:30pm
Josh is trying to turn this website into a real life hotornot.com.



toggletoggle post by arktourO‘s at Dec 7,2011 3:31pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
BORGNINE BOMB INCOMING

BEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEWWWWWWW


BOOOOOOSH


Years later, we are still feeling the effects of Borgnine fallout.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 7,2011 3:37pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Few things in this thread.
a.) no, im not this girl. Shame on you for thinking I'd troll such nonsense.
b.) girl, you're going to be demoralized horribly on this site if you continue to post here
c.) snli is a righteous twat who refuses to log in and reveal his identity
d.) this thread legitimately sucks because this broads a tool
e.) metal chicks are morons who were probably fondled by their relatives at one point


LOL
So who sas snli? they're gone.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 7,2011 3:46pm
TheGoddessFreyja said[orig][quote]
Josh is successfully turning Ralph's into a real life hotornot.com.



toggletoggle post by slarilliusnecrogoat666 at Dec 7,2011 3:49pm
LOLWUT



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Dec 7,2011 4:22pm
I'm not a player, I just crush a lot.



toggletoggle post by juggaHO at Dec 7,2011 4:24pm
HOW DOES HE DRILL ALL THESE BROADS? HIS BREATH SMELLS LIKE DOG SHIT. HE TREATS BITCHES LIKE WHORES. WTF?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 7,2011 5:25pm
^ answers their own question



toggletoggle post by BrownEyeBooty at Dec 8,2011 10:39am
Jawshy baby pleez stick ur tongue in my ass



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 8,2011 10:41am
this girl looked like a cross between Elvira and Abraham Lincoln.



toggletoggle post by HAMBONE at Jul 18,2012 4:47pm
bumps



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 18,2012 5:07pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
is she just one of the worcester scenesters who think black metal is all rad and cool now?


I lol'd



toggletoggle post by chernobyl at Jul 18,2012 5:21pm
This girl was the worst, met her in real life a few times. She doesn't even like metal and apparently has some sort of delusional personality disorder. Seems like an attention whoah too.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jul 18,2012 6:31pm
The best was when she tried out for Lolita Black and they were creeped out by her existence.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Jul 18,2012 6:40pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
pamera bread

Ha!



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Jul 18,2012 7:04pm



toggletoggle post by long memory man at Jan 2,2015 3:45pm
BloodeyeBetty said[orig][quote]
i will gig, and I will be apart of this board for ten years.


bump for not even making five

or one



toggletoggle post by thegoddessfreyja at Jan 2,2015 3:53pm
I AM THE SECOND GREATEST TROLL OF ALL TIME AND JOSHTRIEDTOFUCKME



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Jan 2,2015 4:15pm
pfffff



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 2,2015 4:45pm
"Acid Bath is my favorite band"

"HEY YOU'RE BLOODEYEBETTY!"



toggletoggle post by RTTP department of hot gossip at Jan 3,2015 5:30pm
i heard this chick was uglier than michael berryman after he fell into a vat of whatever turned harvey dent into two face. or wait, sorry, i didnt hear it, i saw it with my own two eyes.



toggletoggle post by you know the drill at Jan 8,2015 3:30pm
RTTP%20department%20of%20hot%20gossip said[orig][quote]
i heard this chick was uglier than michael berryman after he fell into a vat of whatever turned harvey dent into two face. or wait, sorry, i didnt hear it, i saw it with my own two eyes.

Shut up fagget



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toggletoggle post by A at Feb 4,2018 1:19pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]

bennyhillifier


This is the only redeeming quality from this thread.

Tune hits hard..



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