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returntothepit >> discuss >> Metallica - The End of the Line FUCKING DISPREESH by DestroyYouAlot on May 26,2010 9:23am
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toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 26,2010 9:23am
What a piece of garbage this song is. After initially hating Death Magnetic (like all rational folk), I'd eventually heard bits and pieces of things that sort of reminded me of Puppets and gave me a sliver of hope that there was something left here worth salvaging. The End of the Line, however, smashes that hope and befouls the corpse. This POS drives it home that Metallica no longer has any idea how to write a song. It sounds less like the ruthless machine that gave us Damage Inc. and more like a band that routinely kicks ass at high school battles of the band. Like an improv garage band, bouncing from one half-explored idea fragment to the next, it's pure riff salad - the sound of a band adrift in the studio, artistically bankrupt, bereft of meaning and without merit. D+



toggletoggle post by ShadowSD  at May 26,2010 9:27am
Every couple of years or so, someone says something along the lines of "wow, did you hear the new Metallica, they're sort of going back to their roots".

In each case, I never get my hopes up, because it's never, ever true.



toggletoggle post by MikeofdecrepitudE at May 26,2010 9:43am
Music aside, the lyrics and vocals are so horrendous, no one in their right mind could take them seriously. Guilty pleasure but I sort of dig "All Nightmare Long".



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 26,2010 9:45am
haha i knew this song sucked without hearing it



toggletoggle post by blue  at May 26,2010 9:45am
GOING BACK TO OUR ROOTSAH

COMPLEX JUST LIKE JUSTICE

COMPLEX JUST LIKE JUSTICE

BOB SAYS WERE A JAM BANDAH, I SHOULD MAKE EVERYTHING UP ON THE SPOTAH



toggletoggle post by Woah!_Shut_It_Down!  at May 26,2010 9:46am
Death Magnetic has some quality songs on it. Cyanide, That Was Just Your Life, and Suicide&Redemption(though it is unnecessarily long. Seriously, 10 minutes of groove? Fuck.). And ads saying "We're goign back to our original sound" or "HEAVIER THAN EVER" is always a fuckin' lie. "More experimentation" usually just means longer and more pointless songs. "Heavier" means more breakdowns and chugs(not necessarily bad for me, but still). "Going back to our roots" = Throwing in one song that sounds like it came from one of their classic albums.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 26,2010 9:53am
please refer to the recent Megadeth > Metallica thread



toggletoggle post by arktouros at May 26,2010 9:58am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
please refer to the recent Megadeth > Metallica thread



toggletoggle post by arktouros at May 26,2010 10:00am
I'd rather listen to Load/Reload again than suffer one more song off this album.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 26,2010 10:07am
Load was an incredible rock album that was ruined and poorly rated due to the fact that it was written/performed by Metallica.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 26,2010 10:12am
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
gave me a sliver of hope that there was something left here worth salvaging.


ahem. lol @ u. This band has sucked for 2 decades. Even the 13 year old DYA still living in your subconscious flipping through pages of Hit Parader should know that it is 100% impossible to expect a band full of dudes pushing 50 to make up for 20 years of being the U2 of metal. Shit Tyrone, get it together.



toggletoggle post by MikeofdecrepitudE at May 26,2010 10:19am
Woah!_Shut_It_Down! said[orig][quote]
Death Magnetic has some quality songs on it. Cyanide


Cool way to steal your own riffs, bro. The opening riff was totally lifted from Eye of the Beholder. What the hell is wrong with this band?



toggletoggle post by Woah!_Shut_It_Down!  at May 26,2010 10:27am
If stealing your own riffs is a problem, tell that to Napalm Death. Tell me Breed To Breathe and Greed Killing don't sound alike, and you're hearing impaired, sir. Although they are most excellent songs, and I jam to them daily.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 26,2010 10:28am
cool stolen riff bro



toggletoggle post by MikeofdecrepitudE at May 26,2010 10:35am
I seriously just lol'd. Why would you bring up ND in reference to Metallica riffs? They play two completely different styles. The riff in Eye of the Beholder is pretty distinct and they blatantly rip themselves off because they've exhausted their songwriting skills.



toggletoggle post by MikeofdecrepitudE at May 26,2010 10:35am
Point to be made: FUCK new Metallica



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 26,2010 10:35am
xmikex said[orig][quote]
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
gave me a sliver of hope that there was something left here worth salvaging.


ahem. lol @ u. This band has sucked for 2 decades. Even the 13 year old DYA still living in your subconscious flipping through pages of Hit Parader should know that it is 100% impossible to expect a band full of dudes pushing 50 to make up for 20 years of being the U2 of metal. Shit Tyrone, get it together.


YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE THE BALL LICKERS



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 26,2010 10:36am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
Load was an incredible rock album that was ruined and poorly rated due to the fact that it was written/performed by Bob Rock feat. Metallica.



toggletoggle post by slag nli at May 26,2010 10:49am



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 26,2010 10:50am
I'm amazed anyone even bothers listening to their new albums.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 26,2010 10:52am
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
Load was an incredible rock album that was ruined and poorly rated due to the fact that it was written/performed by Bob Rock feat. Metallica.


ah yes



toggletoggle post by Woah!_Shut_It_Down!  at May 26,2010 10:53am
pam said[orig][quote]
I'm amazed anyone even bothers listening to their new albums.


My friend Christian BOUGHT it.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 26,2010 10:58am
i stood in line at midnight to buy Stanger... worked out to be a really nice coaster/frisbey.



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 26,2010 11:17am
Woah!_Shut_It_Down! said[orig][quote]
pam said[orig][quote]
I'm amazed anyone even bothers listening to their new albums.


My friend Christian BOUGHT it.


Yes, but you're like 12 so that's a lot less surprising.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 26,2010 12:19pm
Woah!_Shut_It_Down! said[orig][quote]
pam said[orig][quote]
I'm amazed anyone even bothers listening to their new albums.


My friend Christian BOUGHT it.


I hate for you to hear it like this... but your friend Christian is a ravioli.



toggletoggle post by Woah!_Shut_It_Down!  at May 26,2010 12:21pm
Naw, he's a burrito.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at May 26,2010 1:02pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
haha i knew this entire album sucked without hearing it


Fixt



FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
please refer to the recent Megadeth > Metallica thread



MikeofdecrepitudE said[orig][quote]
Point to be made: FUCK any Metallica after And Justice For All materiel


Fixt


pam said[orig][quote]
I'm amazed anyone on this board even bothers listening to their new albums.

Fixt







toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 26,2010 1:03pm edited May 26,2010 1:04pm
they call him the FIXXXER



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at May 26,2010 1:04pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
they call him the FIXXXER



toggletoggle post by MikeofdecrepitudE at May 26,2010 1:05pm
metal_church101 said[orig][quote]


MikeofdecrepitudE said[orig][quote]
Point to be made: FUCK any Metallica after And Justice For All materiel


Fixt




Fix'd fail.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at May 26,2010 1:06pm
MikeofdecrepitudE said[orig][quote]
metal_church101 said[orig][quote]


MikeofdecrepitudE said[orig][quote]
Point to be made: FUCK any Metallica after And Justice For All materiel


Fixt




Fix'd fail.


The Fixxed spell checker finder



toggletoggle post by MikeofdecrepitudE at May 26,2010 1:08pm
I won't tolerate a mickey mouse repair.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at May 26,2010 1:10pm
MikeofdecrepitudE said[orig][quote]
I won't tolerate a mickey mouse repair.




toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 26,2010 1:11pm
Dolls of voodoo all stuck with pins



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