DO YOU WANT AN AWESOME HAIRCUT!? Look no further. I will accept 10$, beer, or something cool as payment. I DON’T DO HAIRCUTS FOR FREE. I do hair color too man! If you want to make an appointment just ask dude!

How much to frost my man forest?

can you make my hair look like David Coverdale?

Fuck that, I'm the original Heavy Metal Barber. I can work scissors, clippers and a straight razor like a ninja.

Where are either of you based out of?

I just got my hair cut 2 days ago, and I've decided I'm done paying $15.99 to argue with surly bitches at Supercuts.

I'd rather let a blind hobo cut my hair than the retards that work at Supercuts. For shame, Mike.

Mark, you're my hero.
Dude, the chicks at Supercuts are all hairdressers that are either:
1. Fresh out of hair school so they don't know shit and can't get a job at a real solon.
2. Chicks who suck at cutting so they can't keep a job at a real solon.
Eitherway, they get paid minimum wage and can't cut a fart.

I'm at Millis Barbershop
920 Main St
Millis, Ma

I can do all the usual cuts, trim some long hair, cut a mean mohawk, shave "RAVIOLIS = FAGITS" into your head, whatever.

Gezol, is that you?

I'm based out of western mass. I take it most people on this site live in the Boston area but if anyone wants to make a trek out here for some beers and an awesome haircut Im your girl. I have 10+ year experience cutting and coloring hair. I DO NOT use clippers because I am against fade haircuts. I only do medium to long hair.

awww but i want a tight fuckin fade. :(

i only go to knockouts...

Being bald rules but:

www.knockouts.net

FUCK

inb4u

OH MAH GAWD

QUALITY B4 QUANTITY

:(

Sold.

Now let's get to work.

I'm going to rip them off and start my own hot-girls-cutting-hair franchise called "Slut Cuts" ... that could catch on.

Oh man, I totally ran off four batches of homemade to the broad who trimmed my lovely locks on Friday. Fake studio for stalking broads on modelmayhem and seeing them nude ftw.

f u then.

Are you hot?
Fuck the gay haircut, lets just get drunk. Unless you are ugly and/or fat (same thing really)

you sound like the kinda guy who would like a gay hair cut though

definately fat.

Man offers to get you drunk unless you're fat, and you accuse him of probably having a gay haircut, then you are fat. Scientific reasoning here.

She could've just posted a pic of herself and if she was hot 50 dudes would've offered to get her drunk.
No pic......do the math

Tight fades are no problem and I sure as shit ain't in Western Mass. Don't be fooled by Knockouts. It's the Hooters of Supercuts and they charge thirty bucks for a bad haircut and a head rub.

Woooooooooo!

Bumped just because.

If I wanted my hair to be long why the hell would I pay money for a haircut?

I think the ad was for a haircut not a date...

Who knows what the ad was for. This girl sounds like a fucking douchebag.

Gotta keep them split ends at bay. Samson.

troof

3 hour drive to listen to Fintroll and get hair extensions. fuckouttahere

Well a good guess might have something to do with the content of the post. Or are you just too dimwitted to understand that 99.99999999% of the time no woman is going to try and solicit sex from you dumbass.

ITT: Some dumbass trying to salvage a BJ by sticking up for anonymous overweight hairdresser

I just find the perpetuation of stupid "masculine" stereotypes a disgrace to decent human beings everywhere.

Welcome to RTTP.

touche

...my bad homeboy.

it's all good g

hahaha, your band turned down a show because your friend couldnt borrow his work van more than already planned.

save your self righteousness "captain save-a-hoe" mentality for people who actually give a fuck. otherwise, get fucked.

what are you talking about? my friend doesn't have a work van... we haven't turned down any shows... save for one a year and a half ago when our drummer was out of town. as for not being a loser who would follow the pack if they ran off a cliff I'll gladly continue in that effort, prick.

ITT: Dude proves to be our social better because he can't take a joke. Thanks for the etiquette lessons.

You're welcome

HA!

lulz

That and the fact that if you can't take MSD humor, you shouldn't even know this messageboard exists.

I guess my humor doesn't go well with drunk sloppy bitches looking to cut people's hair while listening to bad power metal. I'm totally missing the fuck out.

One time I was locked in a meat locker with Killer Kowalski after we tried to bet Bob Backlund's pacemaker in this Vietnamese poker game. Kowalski says to me, "Kid, you wanna learn a lesson in life, learn this. There's nothing sadder than some pussy trying to act high and mighty on the goddamn internet."

Just ordered this on Netflix.

Pinkys up fruityass!

I don't get it. You guys say I can't take a joke, but clearly you're the ones getting all defensive over me giving you shit. Get a life fuckers ;)

haupfucker: I don't think people would get so defensive if you stopped making threats towards their lives. People don't forget shit like that. I should call the cops.

I am a dangerous mofo

I'm a cop.

double whammy from #1 troll, 10 out of 10, would LOL again

the photoshop could have been better... the beard just doesnt match the wig...

Ahh. The carpet doesn't match the drapes.

Yeah, I mean otherwise its pretty funny...

Pretends to be a feminist
Turns around and uses "gay" as an insult (lesbians aren't people bro?)
Turns around again and bangs Eric Struth who is a total fagget

THAT DOES NOT MAKE SINSE

jealous much?

your mom makes SINSE

Hello, Eric.

This thread rules all over again.

Who the hell bumps a 3 year old thread to complain about who some girl is banging?

I never got my surgically implanted Axel Rose wig "long hair cut."

This or $18 or die.