hail the sore neck from flailing around to the end of "Existence" on many a drunken night.

tis the album satyricon tries to emulate with each release now

i haven't listened to this in a while and i brought it to work, sitting still at a desk surrounded by old ladies is nearly impossible.

just do what I do: fart.

they've moved my cube 5 times in 2 years because of excess gas complaints

Fuck yeah. Thorns used to be my theme music back when I had a radio show.

win on so many levels.

itunes gave me this album art for it:

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seriously, there's no holding back in the office. I'm more proper in metal shows Because of the cramped spaces and women, but the commuter rail and office ask to be gassed. It's a natural reaction to gas the enemy that is so aptly named 'corporate america.'. It is with great pleasure that I most feverishly open up my ass cheeks every 5 minutes and expel a poisonous cloud of hatred on the civilian workers.

"Trondertun" is one of the best BM recordings ever. Loved the full length and split/collab with Emperor too, but those two songs are just so fucking amazing.

ITT: inter-office BM "recordings"

The funeral procession proceeds... to the GRAAAAAAVE-UHH

a couple of weeks ago i was telling my girl's son about how i sit in the entrance area of the MBCR and fart and watch the people's reactions when they get on the train. last night he says "i was telling Grampy about how you fart on the train and make a game out of it. is that really true?". her dad was cracking up. it was hilarious.

and i agree, i gas out my coworkers a lot. i fart and then put my fan on so it circulates throughout the area.

"Hi Jim...we are uh gonna have to go ahead and move your desk again. Thaaaannks..."

Is the Thorns/Emperor split still available anywhere? Love the Thorns full length.

WORLD....




PLAYGROUND....




DECEIT....

one of the great metal albums.