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returntothepit >> discuss >> War Metal by swamplorddvm on May 21,2004 4:15pm
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toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at May 21,2004 4:15pm
What band would you have in your army?



toggletoggle post by pessimist  at May 21,2004 4:20pm
all i need is Watchmaker



toggletoggle post by JellyFish at May 21,2004 4:33pm
definetly marduk.



toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at May 21,2004 4:35pm
13 winters...so i could put them on the front line so theyd all die



toggletoggle post by Abbath at May 21,2004 4:49pm
you stole the words out of my mouth mdb



toggletoggle post by retzam at May 21,2004 5:43pm
Gorgoroth



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 21,2004 5:48pm edited May 21,2004 5:58pm
BLASPHEMY, DESTROYER 666, BESTIAL WARLUST, CONQUEROR, BOLT THROWER!




toggletoggle post by abhorred  at May 21,2004 6:00pm
pessimist said:
all i need is Watchmaker




agreed



toggletoggle post by coldnorthernvengeance  at May 21,2004 6:23pm
Angel Corpse...



toggletoggle post by morkul  at May 21,2004 7:41pm
The Great and Mighty "Nile".....



toggletoggle post by dunwich  at May 21,2004 8:11pm
I'd have to second Angel Corpse



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 21,2004 8:12pm
ill take a 'in his prime' billy milano, a 'pre stapled' john popper, and a long haired meat loaf. jesus thats scary.



toggletoggle post by silky  at May 21,2004 8:26pm
I would resurect G.G. Allin and make him my general. billy milano does have a pretty good grasp on foreign policy as well. and also obituary circa 1989 just because belly shirts are funny. then it's off to take over canada.



toggletoggle post by retzam at May 21,2004 9:16pm
No, I change my mind.

I would choose a one-man army of Hansi Kursch from Blind Guardian, so he could use an ear-piercing battlecry to shatter the skulls of the enemy.



toggletoggle post by The_ExhumeD  at May 21,2004 9:17pm
silky said:
I would resurect G.G. Allin and make him my general.



man GG, ALLEN Kicks ass but seriously, he was a pussy who just didnt take crap from anyone, despite countless beatings he could take he never seemed able to defend himself. The only respect for him that I have is how big of a fuckup he is and in his movie hated he bashed that bitch's face against the wall




toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at May 22,2004 12:23am
GWAR



toggletoggle post by JellyFish at May 22,2004 12:41am
gwar indeed



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at May 22,2004 2:57am
toss up between Graveland and Watchmaker. I guess Darken would take the eastern front.



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at May 22,2004 3:01am
Deicide... Mr Hoffman is like the size of a redwood tree.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 22,2004 4:14am
damn, I was going to say milano...



toggletoggle post by coldnorthernvengeance  at May 22,2004 4:16am
I don't know why I'm doing this but I guess a can of Sauerkraut and a shitload of German beer makes me crazy... Real cult fuckn T shirts by one of the underground metal scenes true heroes... Pete of Angel Corpse/Order from Chaos/Conqueror...
http://www.holyterror.com/terrororgan/vomit/
Support real war metal hordes!!!



toggletoggle post by silky  at May 22,2004 12:09pm
The_ExhumeD said:
silky said:
I would resurect G.G. Allin and make him my general.



man GG, ALLEN Kicks ass but seriously, he was a pussy who just didnt take crap from anyone, despite countless beatings he could take he never seemed able to defend himself. The only respect for him that I have is how big of a fuckup he is and in his movie hated he bashed that bitch's face against the wall



but just think about what he could do with an arsenal and an army at his disposal. G.G. with a tank? that's some scary shit.



toggletoggle post by The_ExhumeD  at May 22,2004 12:12pm
hahahahaha indoubitably



toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at May 22,2004 1:26pm
retzam said:
No, I change my mind.

I would choose a one-man army of Hansi Kursch from Blind Guardian, so he could use an ear-piercing battlecry to shatter the skulls of the enemy.



if you wanted to kill with ear-piercing battlecries, youd most definitely need King Diamond



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at May 22,2004 3:20pm
The_ExhumeD said:
hahahahaha indoubitably


indubitably*




toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at May 22,2004 3:21pm
fuck you all... im getting the mighty Sir to stand along side me in battle.



toggletoggle post by retzam at May 22,2004 5:51pm
My_Dying_Bride said:
retzam said:
No, I change my mind.

I would choose a one-man army of Hansi Kursch from Blind Guardian, so he could use an ear-piercing battlecry to shatter the skulls of the enemy.



if you wanted to kill with ear-piercing battlecries, youd most definitely need King Diamond


I would agree, but Kind Diamond uses a falsetto too much, so it wouldn't be loud enough. But then again, it would be mic-ed. I think for my front line I would have Hansi Kürsch, Kind Diamond, Rob Halford, and Tom Araya (circa 1985) all screaming their asses off into mics, and it would be amplified by 250 4x10 cabs. Oh the humanity!



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at May 22,2004 6:00pm
the vocalist from Labyrinth hits some RIDICULOUSLY high notes on the new album.



toggletoggle post by retzam at May 22,2004 6:32pm
Then add him to the troop.



toggletoggle post by Iren_the_Viking   at May 23,2004 12:57am
journey, boston, carcass, kreator



toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at May 23,2004 1:44am
retzam said:
My_Dying_Bride said:
retzam said:
No, I change my mind.

I would choose a one-man army of Hansi Kursch from Blind Guardian, so he could use an ear-piercing battlecry to shatter the skulls of the enemy.



if you wanted to kill with ear-piercing battlecries, youd most definitely need King Diamond


I would agree, but Kind Diamond uses a falsetto too much, so it wouldn't be loud enough. But then again, it would be mic-ed. I think for my front line I would have Hansi Kürsch, Kind Diamond, Rob Halford, and Tom Araya (circa 1985) all screaming their asses off into mics, and it would be amplified by 250 4x10 cabs. Oh the humanity!



COULDNT AGREE MORE AND JUST ASDD STRATOVARIOUS CAUSE THEIR AWSOME MUSICIANS!



toggletoggle post by silky  at May 23,2004 2:01am
and they love dolphins!



toggletoggle post by The_ExhumeD  at May 23,2004 2:08am
hahaha



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