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returntothepit >> discuss >> How to look like a hot metal chick by Alx_Casket on Apr 19,2011 7:58am
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toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Apr 19,2011 7:58am

bennyhillifier

this totally halped me out with fashion tips



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 19,2011 8:03am
if you ever post anything like that again you will be banned for eternity.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Apr 19,2011 8:13am
go ahead and ban me, rev sent me that vid!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 19,2011 8:19am
i'm not saying i wouldn't fuck the shit out of her, but YOU'RE BANNED FOR ETERNITY.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 19,2011 8:32am
this girl sucks. I'm sure she has camel toe and has fucked people in suffocation.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Apr 19,2011 8:49am
how to look like a hot metal chick?

all you have to do is be a hot chick and wear a metal shirt



toggletoggle post by demondave at Apr 19,2011 9:01am
That was awesome. I have unbanned you.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Apr 19,2011 9:04am
can you lower my warning level to 0% too



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Apr 19,2011 9:09am
When does she get raped to death by Somalian pirates? I didn't watch all the way through, but I'm assuming by at least the 2 minute mark.



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Apr 19,2011 9:09am
i kept waiting for her milk cannons to flop out... but sadly they did not :(



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 19,2011 9:20am
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
how to look like a hot metal chick?

all you have to do is be a chick and wear a metal shirt
fixed.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Apr 19,2011 9:22am
protip: use shampoo with semen.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 19,2011 11:07am
these metal chicks are way hott




toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Apr 19,2011 11:11am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
this girl sucks. I'm sure she has camel toe and has fucked people in suffocation.


TEH BLACKS?



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Apr 19,2011 11:12am
xmikex said[orig][quote]
protip: use shampoo with semen.


Hahahaha



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Apr 19,2011 11:19am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
how to look like a hot metal chick?

all you have to do is be a chick and wear a metal shirt
fixed.

disagree



toggletoggle post by posbleak   at Apr 19,2011 11:30am
Where can I download her Suicidegirls sets?



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Apr 19,2011 11:31am
TAKE IT OFF



toggletoggle post by bornoffire  at Apr 19,2011 11:31am
Would like to give those tits a nice facial is you know what I mean..ehh ehh???



toggletoggle post by posbleak   at Apr 19,2011 11:40am
Also why do her jeans have reflective stripes on them?



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Apr 19,2011 11:41am
And what's the deal with airline food?



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Apr 19,2011 12:07pm
Why does a vagina look like a fish?



toggletoggle post by The_Rooster  at Apr 19,2011 12:15pm
I'd B my L on her T's.



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Apr 19,2011 12:22pm edited Apr 19,2011 12:22pm
dying your hair black and painting your nails black is not metal...jeans and band t shirt/and or leather jacket = metal. goes for girls too.



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Apr 19,2011 12:26pm
bornoffire said[orig][quote]
Would like to give those tits a nice facial is you know what I mean..ehh ehh???


yeah i know what you mean, i would jizz on them.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Apr 19,2011 12:33pm
I'd rather punch her in the face.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Apr 19,2011 12:33pm
The_Rooster said[orig][quote]
I'd B my L on her T's.


Break your leg on her teeth?



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Apr 19,2011 12:35pm



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Apr 19,2011 12:36pm
F you in your A's, don't wear a C, and J all over your B's



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Apr 19,2011 12:57pm
Fail you in your academics, don't wear a coat, and jog all over your bogs?



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Apr 19,2011 1:00pm
BY GEORGE, I THINK HE'S GOT IT




toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 19,2011 1:02pm
J 4 a C B?



toggletoggle post by The_Rooster  at Apr 19,2011 1:08pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
Fail you in your academics, don't wear a coat, and jog all over your bogs?


/thread.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Apr 19,2011 1:09pm
Juggler for a crocheting buddy.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 19,2011 1:28pm



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 19,2011 1:32pm
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
this girl sucks. I'm sure she has camel toe and has fucked people in suffocation.


TEH BLACKS?


i almost just choked on my sandwich.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 19,2011 1:33pm
Randy_Marsh said[orig][quote]

bennyhillifier


hahahahaha holy shit. that other cat is horrified.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Apr 19,2011 1:41pm
I'd make a map of Hawaii on her stupid thorax



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Apr 19,2011 1:43pm
Randy_Marsh said[orig][quote]
dying your hair black and painting your nails black is not metal...jeans and band t shirt/and or leather jacket = metal. goes for girls too.



Yeah, ladies. There's a dress code here. Wear the uniform and you're in.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Apr 19,2011 1:47pm
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
I'd make a map of Hawaii on her stupid thorax


Why settle for Hawaii when you can go for all of Eurasia?



toggletoggle post by blue  at Apr 19,2011 2:13pm
Did someone say something about ZJs?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 19,2011 2:16pm
blue said[orig][quote]
Did someone say something about ZJs?


those are expensive



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Apr 19,2011 2:18pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
I'd make a map of Hawaii on her stupid thorax


Why settle for Hawaii when you can go for all of Eurasia?
that's just inhuman...you'd need one of those fake cock hoses like on Porn Pros



toggletoggle post by Pretty Girl Police at Apr 19,2011 2:24pm
this girl is average looking at best. Her without makeup:



bennyhillifier


only girls that are pretty without makeup are real.



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Apr 19,2011 2:26pm
i refuse to believe that is the same girl!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Apr 19,2011 2:34pm
RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said[orig][quote]
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
I'd make a map of Hawaii on her stupid thorax


Why settle for Hawaii when you can go for all of Eurasia?
that's just inhuman...you'd need one of those fake cock hoses like on Porn Pros


Excuses excuses.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Apr 19,2011 2:41pm
WELL SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRY MR. FIREHOSE



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Apr 19,2011 2:46pm
girlform tailored metal band shirts = possibly hot
the boots + tight pants = maybe hot
overdoing the makeup = not hot
trying too hard = not hot
posting a tutorial about overdoing makeup and trying too hard = not hot

....so not hot = not hot



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 19,2011 3:22pm
yeah definitely not hot. someone hatefuck this bitch, stat.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 19,2011 3:35pm
i'm on it.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 19,2011 3:41pm
I'd give her a 450 from the top turnbuckle.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 19,2011 3:43pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
i'm on it.


"Hey, the only way to be a hot metal chick is by fucking grizzly dudes in metal bands so stop with the vids and sit on my face."



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 19,2011 3:44pm
there can be only one metal chick




toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 19,2011 3:51pm
This thread is now about metal fowl.


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Apr 19,2011 5:04pm
haha wut



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Apr 19,2011 5:11pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
protip: use shampoo with semen.



only if your name is megan... HALP!



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 19,2011 5:16pm
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Apr 19,2011 5:29pm
xgodzillax said[orig][quote]
xmikex said[orig][quote]
protip: use shampoo with semen.



only if your name is megan... HALP!


this vintage is a complex, robust blend of meme-ery. oaky, with a strong finish. i give it 4 glasses.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Apr 19,2011 5:42pm



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Apr 19,2011 8:15pm
Ugh... Has metal really become so trendy that we need instructional videos on how to be a hot metal chick? What about being a girl who actually likes metal and just being yourself? Trying too hard and being fake is not hot. Yes, it's fun to be girly and dress up and put on make-up, but metal isn't about that. Sometimes, I want to take girls like this and throw them in the pit to fend for themselves against the wild animals, but then I remember I'm too old to care about crap like that anymore... So, I just laugh at the ridiculousness of people trying too hard.




toggletoggle post by Bob Hoskins at Apr 19,2011 8:20pm
You need to be strapped down and whipped with a huge cock dangling in your face.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Apr 19,2011 8:21pm
wow...FUCK THIS CUNT...she has a bunch of videos about putting make up on...fuck her....



toggletoggle post by pam   at Apr 19,2011 10:25pm
Made it 0:08.



toggletoggle post by Ronnie the limo driver at Apr 19,2011 10:31pm
Samantha said[orig][quote]
Ugh... Has metal really become so trendy that we need instructional videos on how to be a hot metal chick? What about being a girl who actually likes metal and just being yourself? Trying too hard and being fake is not hot. Yes, it's fun to be girly and dress up and put on make-up, but metal isn't about that. Sometimes, I want to take girls like this and throw them in the pit to fend for themselves against the wild animals, but then I remember I'm too old to care about crap like that anymore... So, I just laugh at the ridiculousness of people trying too hard.



How about coming down to the studio and getting topless? TOPLESS. T-O-P-L-E-S-S.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Apr 20,2011 12:05am



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Apr 20,2011 12:19am
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
http://nyan.cat/


I made it to 71 seconds. I luvd it.


REST OF THREAD:
would do.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Apr 20,2011 1:08am
I'd go into superryan moad and blow out her thorax



toggletoggle post by demondave at Apr 20,2011 2:28am



Cry over your Master's Degree



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by pam   at Apr 20,2011 2:34am
^amazing



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Apr 20,2011 3:10am
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
http://nyan.cat/


I made it to 71 seconds. I luvd it.


REST OF THREAD:
would do.


476.5 seconds.

Somebody fucking kill me.



toggletoggle post by boxxy at Apr 20,2011 9:06am
i'm impressed.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Apr 20,2011 9:35am
115 seconds...I thought I'd beat Lamp...no way



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 20,2011 10:20am
being "metal girl" means "my bf likes metal"



toggletoggle post by Kevord  at Apr 20,2011 10:39am
Needs more custom backpatch's.



toggletoggle post by trench coat maffia at Apr 20,2011 10:57am
whorethern elite



toggletoggle post by boxxy at Apr 20,2011 11:42am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
being "metal girl" means "my bf likes metal"


99% of the time this is true, but like me there ARE some chicks that actually like metal.... it's just that the ones that really do are so fucked up that you don't want anything to do with them.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Apr 20,2011 11:57am
ITT: lopster farts



toggletoggle post by demondave at Apr 20,2011 12:00pm
Kevord said[orig][quote]
Needs more custom backpatch's.

back'd



toggletoggle post by snarlingmule   at Apr 20,2011 12:19pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
I'd give her a 450 from the top turnbuckle.


i'd think the macho man elbow would do the trick. but you gotta use the timekeeper's bell and drop it on her throat, a la ricky steamboat.

only CRUSHED LARYNX is real.



toggletoggle post by snarlingmule   at Apr 20,2011 12:38pm edited Apr 20,2011 12:39pm



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Apr 22,2011 4:30pm
Bob%20Hoskins said[orig][quote]
You need to be strapped down and whipped with a huge cock dangling in your face.


Ronnie%20the%20limo%20driver said[orig][quote]


How about coming down to the studio and getting topless? TOPLESS. T-O-P-L-E-S-S.


Keep that vienna sausage in your pants, LOSER!

So, do classy pick-up lines like this ever work?



toggletoggle post by Sinistas   at Apr 22,2011 9:48pm
Lamp said[orig][quote]
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
http://nyan.cat/


I made it to 71 seconds. I luvd it.


REST OF THREAD:
would do.


476.5 seconds.

Somebody fucking kill me.


900. Ugh.



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