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returntothepit >> discuss >> Book us you fucking fags! by Engraved In Bone on May 13,2011 9:39am
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toggletoggle post by Engraved In Bone at May 13,2011 9:39am
We are the best fucking death metal band in Boston. We are willing to play any shows possible, AS LONG AS WE DONT HAVE TO FUCKING OPEN

We usually dont post on here since you guys are all fucking faggots but you should book us anyway, because we are just that good.



toggletoggle post by SLAAAAGG NLI at May 13,2011 9:43am
DUH



toggletoggle post by Kevord  at May 13,2011 9:45am
Well I'm sold. Someone see if TD Garden has an opening next week.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 13,2011 9:50am
Don't bother. The show is already sold out.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 13,2011 9:52am edited May 13,2011 9:55am



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 13,2011 10:30am
nds moar mediocrity



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 13,2011 10:40am
lol @ pandering to rttp with insults



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 13,2011 10:42am
dopin' gropin' ropin' OPEN SCHMOPEN!



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at May 13,2011 10:44am
yo

you guys are boring



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at May 13,2011 10:56am
Meh. I been friends with Matt for a long time. No one in the band posted this obviously.

Yes they are just a mediocre deathcore band and it is obnoxious that matt tries to get them on every show possible. There are lots of bands with 30 year old dudes playing open chord chug riffs for hott topic kids that dont know any better.

Dude is a great guitar player. Hopefully he drops this band and starts that clutch/mastodon influenced project he has wanted to make since forever.

Again no one in the band posted this.



toggletoggle post by Engraved in Bone at May 13,2011 10:56am
how can we be boring when we are the most influential band in the entire New England metal scene? Bands opens for us, not the other way around. our girlfriends show up to our shows EVERY TIME, guaranteed draw right there. do you have that going on for YOUR band? i didnt think so

our drummer is fucking amazing and doesnt even need a drum throne to school you fags, he just used a slop bucket instead to demonstrate his superiority.

BOOK US!



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 13,2011 10:59am
goddamn trolls.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at May 13,2011 11:01am
okay, well now I feel like a dick

trolled

moving swiftly on



toggletoggle post by Engraved in Bone at May 13,2011 11:02am
josh_hates_you said[orig][quote]
Meh. I been friends with Matt for a long time. No one in the band posted this obviously.

Yes they are just a mediocre deathcore band and it is obnoxious that matt tries to get them on every show possible. There are lots of bands with 30 year old dudes playing open chord chug riffs for hott topic kids that dont know any better.

Dude is a great guitar player. Hopefully he drops this band and starts that clutch/mastodon influenced project he has wanted to make since forever.

Again no one in the band posted this.


thanks for the kind words josh, when are we going to play a show together!



toggletoggle post by sixstringcarnage   at May 13,2011 11:03am
josh_hates_you said[orig][quote]
Meh. I been friends with Matt for a long time. No one in the band posted this obviously.

Yes they are just a mediocre deathcore band and it is obnoxious that matt tries to get them on every show possible. There are lots of bands with 30 year old dudes playing open chord chug riffs for hott topic kids that dont know any better.

Dude is a great guitar player. Hopefully he drops this band and starts that clutch/mastodon influenced project he has wanted to make since forever.

Again no one in the band posted this.


Agree'd. I've known matt for quite sometime when me and alex first started shredn back 07'.. he is a good shit and great guitar player. Obvious troll. Was kinda funny given certain cir-cum stains



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at May 13,2011 11:29am
Engraved%20in%20Bone said[orig][quote]
thanks for the kind words josh, when are we going to play a show together!


I can't actually tell if this is Matt or the troll. Either way I wouldn't be suprised.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at May 13,2011 11:38am
Engraved in Bone, can you headline a really cool show this summer or winter? Other bands will be playing music, and theres plenty of guestlist spots.



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 13,2011 11:40am
Engraved%20in%20Bone said[orig][quote]
our girlfriends show up to our shows EVERY TIME, guaranteed draw right there. do you have that going on for YOUR band? i didnt think so


this made me lol



toggletoggle post by duuu at May 13,2011 7:09pm




toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 17,2011 3:05pm
Blessed_Offal said[orig][quote]
Engraved in Bone, can you headline a really cool show this summer or winter? Other bands will be playing music, and theres plenty of guestlist spots.


XD



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