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returntothepit >> discuss >> "Damn you auto-correct!" *highlights* by ouchdrummer on May 23,2011 9:01am

post by ouchdrummer

at May 23,2011 9:01am

This hot girl i know showed this to me, and i started fucking crying, i laughed so hard.

list of 15 best "Auto-Corrects" from April

post by arilliusbm

at May 23,2011 9:09am

lul

post by ouchdrummer

at May 23,2011 9:11am

"I'm not opening my poophole for anyone!"

post by AMOROK666 at May 23,2011 9:14am edited May 23,2011 9:14am

This is good stuff. I had to stop reading because I'm on the train laughing like an asshole, and don't want people to think I'm crazy.....

post by ouchdrummer

at May 23,2011 9:15am

yup, i think it makes everyone lol for real.

post by Analnymous at May 23,2011 9:16am

I was laughing so hard I almost just shat myself. I actually had to get up and run... Hahaha

post by pam

at May 23,2011 9:35am

I lol'd until there were tears.

post by arilliusbm

at May 23,2011 12:00pm

I hate the iPhone autocorrect. This shut is hilarious

post by dreadkill

at May 23,2011 12:01pm

i was reading this list this morning. i hope it's your shaved pussy

post by KILLER KADUGGAN at May 23,2011 2:15pm

is this actually real? they seem fake. might just be me and the fact that I have no idea how they got screenshots of their phone onto the internet like that.

post by KILLER KADUGGAN at May 23,2011 2:17pm

also, JUST TYPE THE FUCKING WORDS OUT, YOU LAZY ASSHOLES.

post by sxealex

at May 23,2011 2:18pm

i like "i killed her in the woods outside her house and left"

post by sxealex

at May 23,2011 2:19pm

KILLER%20KADUGGAN said	[orig][quote]
also, JUST TYPE THE FUCKING WORDS OUT, YOU LAZY ASSHOLES.

this guys never had a smart phone obv

post by ouchdrummer

at May 23,2011 2:32pm

obviously. And those obviously aren't screenshots.. they're templates that you type the info into to post online.

post by ouchdrummer

at May 23,2011 2:33pm

i also loved "i killed her in the woods outside her house and left."

"was that necessary dude? What, did she order the filet AND the lobster?"

post by BradsauceNLI at May 23,2011 2:41pm

Now everyone a work knows what I look like when I cry.

post by ouchdrummer

at May 23,2011 2:41pm

awesome

post by the_reverend

at May 23,2011 3:06pm

this is completely fake.

post by the_reverend

at May 23,2011 3:09pm

but hilarious. the killed her made me lol.

post by FuckIsMySignature at May 23,2011 3:12pm

MOTTSAPPLESAUCE payment.

post by arkquimanthorn at May 23,2011 3:25pm

people that say this is fake:
i have an iphone. it's totally possible to take screenshots "out of your phone and get them onto the internet." and the autocorrect feature does this ALL THE TIME. i text in full words and sentences, and if you type one letter wrong, it will try to guess what you typed and replace it combining words with similar spelling OR completely different words using letters near what you typed on the keyboard. the problem is usually people hit SEND before the phone catches up, and corrects the word and instantly sends it before you can see what it replaced. that's why there are entire websites dedicated to hilarious autocorrects (in case you're wondering why this is a thing now)

post by arkquimanthorn at May 23,2011 3:28pm

sent chris a text the other day and my phone autocorrected "vetusta" to "fetuses" because it felt like it.

post by arkquimanthorn at May 23,2011 3:29pm

AMOROK666 said	[orig][quote]
This is good stuff. I had to stop reading because I'm on the train laughing like an asshole, and don't want people to think I'm crazy.....

ONLY BROWN PEOPLE CAN LAUGH ON TRAINS AND IN MOVIE THEATERS.

post by Pires at May 23,2011 3:30pm

My iPhone does it to me all of the time. If you type a word enough times, it just automatically thinks you always want to say it.

post by arkquimanthorn at May 23,2011 3:30pm

FuckIsMySignature said	[orig][quote]
MOTTSAPPLESAUCE payment.

i have taught my phone multiple variations of FUUUUUCKKK and CUUNNTEEE and on more than one occasion it replaces words with those.

post by arkquimanthorn at May 23,2011 3:37pm

ouchdrummer said	[orig][quote]
obviously. And those obviously aren't screenshots.. they're templates that you type the info into to post online.

nope. these are so hilarious because they're real. jim i wish i could show you how often my iphone decides what to say for me.

post by MillenialKingdom

at May 23,2011 3:55pm

I'm going through the archives on this site and my stomach hurts from laughing especially at the parent ones.

post by FuckIsMySignature at May 23,2011 3:56pm

ITT: Computers learn the value of Spite

post by ouchdrummer

at May 23,2011 5:10pm

arkquimanthorn said

[orig][quote]

ouchdrummer said	[orig][quote]
obviously. And those obviously aren't screenshots.. they're templates that you type the info into to post online.

nope. these are so hilarious because they're real. jim i wish i could show you how often my iphone decides what to say for me.

you totally misunderstand what i meant. That comment was in response to someone saying that they didn't know how the people got screenshots of their phones. I wasn't saying that they didn't happen, only that the website uses a particular format for showcasing the good ones. If those were actual screenshots, then they'd not all look exactly alike... based on how many different kinds of smartphones and software there are.

post by ouchdrummer

at May 23,2011 5:13pm

or maybe they are all screenshots.. it seems like they have different time/charge amounts, etc... but i wasn't questioning if they really happened, i've seen it happen. My work phone doesn't text, i know. But i HAVE had phones before that could.

post by nekronaut

at May 23,2011 5:19pm

Oh fuck, I laughed so hard my face hurt.

post by FuckIsMySignature at May 23,2011 5:28pm

ouchdrummer said	[orig][quote]
My work phone doesn't text, i know. But i HAVE had phones before that could.

FACTSPLOSION

post by pam

at May 23,2011 5:30pm

ouchdrummer said	[orig][quote]
or maybe they are all screenshots.. it seems like they have different time/charge amounts, etc

That's what the iphone texts look like isn't it? I assumed they were iphone screen shots since they do that I believe.

post by ouchdrummer

at May 23,2011 5:31pm

so does that site only take them from iphones?

post by pam

at May 23,2011 5:33pm

ouchdrummer said	[orig][quote]
so does that site only take them from iphones?

from the site (I just checked cause I had no idea)

"If autocorrect embarrassed you or pissed you off, we want to know about it! Take a screen shot of the incident with your iPhone (by pressing the sleep button at the top of the iPhone and the circular home button at the same time) and send it to us via the form below."

post by AndrewBastard

at May 23,2011 5:36pm

these are all good but I LOL'd at this one

post by pam

at May 23,2011 5:38pm

^ that was my favorite too. That and the "juicy easter dick, got it"

post by AndrewBastard

at May 23,2011 5:38pm

Bobby needs auto correct...i can only imagine how great his fuckups would be...

average text: Hay Guize! Wat time is praktise 2nite? Ok cool! Ill be theyre at 7!

post by ark at May 23,2011 5:41pm

pam said

[orig][quote]

ouchdrummer said	[orig][quote]
or maybe they are all screenshots.. it seems like they have different time/charge amounts, etc

That's what the iphone texts look like isn't it? I assumed they were iphone screen shots since they do that I believe.

yeah these are ALL iphone screenshots. other phones do auto correct too, but probably not as ridiculous as the iphone.

post by ark at May 23,2011 5:47pm

my old motorola used to substitute "millbury" with "milkbusy" but the iphone knows what a "millbury" is i guess, except it wants to write "Millbury." this is an unwanted correction because i don't consider my hometown a Proper Noun.

post by FuckIsMySignature at May 23,2011 6:06pm

cant you just turn this feature off?

post by Pires at May 23,2011 6:31pm

FuckIsMySignature said	[orig][quote]
cant you just turn this feature off?

I don't think so. It works right a lot of the time, but then there are those instances that it does not.

post by sxealex

at May 23,2011 10:17pm

u can turn it off but yea it makes for luls irl

post by ValkyrieScreams

at May 23,2011 10:36pm

don't like your phone's features? just wank away!

post by ValkyrieScreams

at May 23,2011 10:50pm

How have I been missing out on this all this time...??? This is better than failblog.

post by arilliusbm

at May 23,2011 10:51pm

I laughed my ass off all day.

post by arilliusbm

at May 23,2011 10:52pm

Shit happens all the time on the iPhone. But it preprograms some of them in of you've used it before. Therefore, most of these people have used these words before, and are a guilty party, regardless.

post by ValkyrieScreams

at May 23,2011 11:00pm

Wait wait wait... this one beats all the others I looked at so far. Sorry if this is old news :P

post by arilliusbm

at May 23,2011 11:03pm

your arrested.

post by KILLER KADUGGAN at May 24,2011 1:29pm

CALL

post by ouchdrummer

at May 24,2011 1:42pm

ValkyrieScreams said	[orig][quote]
Wait wait wait... this one beats all the others I looked at so far. Sorry if this is old news :P

classic.

post by lady_czerach

at May 25,2011 1:13am

I thought I was posting a reply here but it's not here. Sorry if I accidently PM'd someone. I have clearly lost my RTTP'ing skills.

post by ouchdrummer

at May 25,2011 1:16am

i know you, hot girl.

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