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returntothepit >> discuss >> cold northern elite headbanger vengeance by cold northern elite headbanger vengeance on Jul 1,2011 1:12pm
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toggletoggle post by cold northern elite headbanger vengeance at Jul 1,2011 1:12pm
We are overnighters. We are proud of nothing. We hold nothingness at the top of our ideology. We are posers. We are hipsters at times, when times need be. We are just about old enough to catch the end of death metal and the beginning of the end of black metal and the way long over end of thrash. We think acting like surfers crusties is retro and cool. We think we are the best band in America because we used to be SS but realized we have no factual evidence of a supreme race. We have hipster scenester bands do a ritual about it. He have hipster scenesters do a cover album about it. We use band name generators to put together a bunch of synonyms for necro and low temperatures to do a band name about it. We hail the death of black metal the very genre we loved and killed. Black metal never did a overthrowing Christianity about it so it failed kind of like our style. We make patches about it. We hail northern America yet claim to hate America but find pride about it.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 1,2011 1:13pm
TL;DR



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Jul 1,2011 1:14pm
Quality thread.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 1,2011 1:14pm
FIRST



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 1,2011 1:14pm
my boy's a box! damn you! A BOX!!!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 1,2011 1:16pm
also: sentence structure analyzed, troll identified, no surprises.



toggletoggle post by Mark R at Jul 1,2011 1:16pm
This was faintly amusing



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 1,2011 1:20pm
Where's Ghost?



toggletoggle post by Seth at Jul 1,2011 4:05pm



toggletoggle post by CurlyRed at Jul 1,2011 6:44pm
That was moving....



toggletoggle post by Headbanging_Man at Jul 1,2011 6:45pm
cold%20northern%20elite%20headbanger%20vengeance said[orig][quote]
We are overnighters. We are proud of nothing. We hold nothingness at the top of our ideology. We are posers. We are hipsters at times, when times need be. We are just about old enough to catch the end of death metal and the beginning of the end of black metal and the way long over end of thrash. We think acting like surfers crusties is retro and cool. We think we are the best band in America because we used to be SS but realized we have no factual evidence of a supreme race. We have hipster scenester bands do a ritual about it. He have hipster scenesters do a cover album about it. We use band name generators to put together a bunch of synonyms for necro and low temperatures to do a band name about it. We hail the death of black metal the very genre we loved and killed. Black metal never did a overthrowing Christianity about it so it failed kind of like our style. We make patches about it. We hail northern America yet claim to hate America but find pride about it.



Hmmmm... Any relation?

dude%20cock said[orig][quote]
i am looking for a man with a dick and balls preferable large and more than 5 inches i will suck the balls and tongue the little hairs between the balls and asshole i need you to be clean and white with a tan so i can lick your asshole and get fucked by your dick while your balls bang against my balls from behind

- yours truly
dude cock aka fuckismysignature



toggletoggle post by CNV IS IN HIS HOLY TEMPLE at Jul 3,2011 2:17am
There is nothing to fear and there is nowhere to go and there is nothing to ask for... Everything is nothing and nothing is everything. You are right when you say I have nothing to be proud of... Pride is nothing... let it go



toggletoggle post by Charles River at Jul 3,2011 3:05am
CNV%20IS%20IN%20HIS%20HOLY%20TEMPLE said[orig][quote]
There is nothing to fear and there is nowhere to go and there is nothing to ask for... Everything is nothing and nothing is everything. You are right when you say I have nothing to be proud of... Pride is nothing... let it go


paul, what're you talking about?



toggletoggle post by CNV IS IN HIS HOLY TEMPLE at Jul 3,2011 4:23am
Up is down and left is right........ wrong is right and right is wrong bitch



toggletoggle post by CNV IS IN HIS HOLY TEMPLE at Jul 3,2011 4:24am
That's what I'm sayin NIGGA



toggletoggle post by CNV IS IN HIS HOLY TEMPLE at Jul 3,2011 4:26am
I'm like Naboo the Shaman cuz I always get it sorted out.............RIGHT



toggletoggle post by CNV IS IN HIS HOLY TEMPLE at Jul 3,2011 4:26am
ain't that right Keefy?



toggletoggle post by CNV IS IN HIS HOLY TEMPLE at Jul 3,2011 4:28am
Me mind is like ahhhhhhhhh fortress khed



toggletoggle post by CNV IS IN HIS HOLY TEMPLE at Jul 3,2011 4:29am
and Niggaz wanna fuck wit it.... But I told ya baby that Niggaz just can't fade me cuz it ain't nuthin but ahhhh CNV thing baby



toggletoggle post by Boozegood at Jul 3,2011 6:22am
tl;dr




toggletoggle post by Boozegood at Jul 3,2011 6:24am
K, read it.

4/10 I guess, being nice. Not enough stuff actually related to anything to be that funny.



toggletoggle post by Boozegood at Jul 3,2011 6:26am
I did just order vinyl to Iraq though, ZOMG SO KVUKCKCUUVKCULLT!



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jul 4,2011 2:19pm
lame.



toggletoggle post by wefje0e42e4j at Jul 5,2011 12:06am
you're all equally lame. get off the forums and live in the reel warld.



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