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returntothepit >> discuss >> Kill Parents With Hammer? by FuckIsMySignature on Jul 19,2011 11:08am
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toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jul 19,2011 11:16am



toggletoggle post by timma at Jul 19,2011 11:21am
Seems logical.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 19,2011 11:31am
blunt force trauma.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jul 19,2011 11:31am



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 19,2011 11:45am



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 19,2011 12:01pm
sounds like a solid dude



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 19,2011 12:02pm
his parents musta been real fuckin assholes.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 19,2011 12:12pm
I dunno, they at least bought him that framing hammer. Not a purchase they probably thought through, admittedly.



toggletoggle post by bloblovesmusic at Jul 19,2011 12:52pm
wow....



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Jul 19,2011 12:54pm



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 19,2011 12:57pm



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jul 19,2011 1:10pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
I dunno, they at least bought him that framing hammer. Not a purchase they probably thought through, admittedly.


Pfft, it was probably his dad's, and it sounds like the little fucker didn't PUT IT BACK WHERE HE FOUND IT.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 19,2011 1:10pm
i hope his zombie dad comes back to scold him for such insolence.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jul 19,2011 1:13pm
Christing fuck, there was an outline of it on the pegboard wall and everything...



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 19,2011 1:14pm
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]

Pfft, it was probably his dad's, and it sounds like the little fucker didn't PUT IT BACK WHERE HE FOUND IT.



hahahaha

That would legitimately make me nuts if it were my kid and I was dead.



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Jul 19,2011 1:31pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]

Pfft, it was probably his dad's, and it sounds like the little fucker didn't PUT IT BACK WHERE HE FOUND IT.



hahahaha

That would legitimately make me nuts if it were my kid and I was dead.


haha, i can totally picture the father's ghost screaming about the hammer not being put back where he found it.




toggletoggle post by AMOROK666 at Jul 19,2011 3:16pm
Lol my grandparents live where this happend.



toggletoggle post by zyklon at Jul 19,2011 3:23pm
Is there a reason why most of these crimes are committed by white people?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 19,2011 3:28pm
this thread is racist.



toggletoggle post by ShadowSD  at Jul 19,2011 3:28pm
The Peter Paul and Mary song "If I Had A Hammer" claims yet another victim.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jul 19,2011 3:30pm
I don't know how there hasn't been an MC Hammer reference yet.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 19,2011 3:30pm
bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer came down on her head
doo doo doo dooo



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Jul 19,2011 3:32pm
A+ thread



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jul 19,2011 3:46pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer came down on her head
doo doo doo dooo

WIN



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