post by hauptpflucker at Jul 28,2011 2:06pm edited Jul 28,2011 2:07pm
Media suspicions were confirmed today as it was revealed that Alex Trebek is in fact Ronald McDonald. While enjoying a happy meal with his family the Hamburgler nabbed Trebek's juicy fresh sandwich. Trebek immediately took chase reportedly yelling to the hamburgler "I know where you live." Trebek then slipped on pickles that had fallen from the burger and reportedly tore his ACL and suffered a mild concussion. Meanwhile the Hamburgler was aprehended by authorities, at which point he shockingly reported that Trebek was in fact fast food kingpin Ronald McDonald, and that he had stolen the burger in an effort to recoup earned wages which the "slave driver" McDonald/Trebek refused to relinquish.
