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New site? Maybe some day. 
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www.hand-choke-neck.com
email us.....try out......you'll like it.
We have shows out the ass...and we are not a a shitty band. It's worth the drive. |
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If I didn't live so far i probably would at least try. |
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I was going to suggest Ray Charles, but that time has passed. |
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I was going to suggest Get Aids, but that time has passed. |
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don't ask jesus for a vocalist, that's not metal! |
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My prayer for a vocalist:
Dear Lord,
I ask thee in your name to deliver to HandChokeNeck a vocalist of the purest metal quality. Please keep him from being an emo fag, and please keep him from being an introverted crybaby fag. May he not have gay ear plugs and may he never walk into the hands of Satan by wearing any sideways hats. May he have screams lower than the depths of Antioch, and as high as those of Trevor Strnad of The Black Dahlia Murder...because he kicks complete ass. Lord, we have many shows all lined up and have yet to find a vocalist that fits our picky needs. Dan of Shroud of Bereavement has been filling in and we would like to have him very much, but Lord, at this point he is involved with another band. Our hearts shall lie in disdain until we find our true vocalist.
In your Holy name we pray, Amen.
By the way Lord...you can check our MP3's out at www.hand-choke-neck.com so that you may find us the most suitable vocalist. |
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Lord....dost thou hear me?? |
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oh, sorry. I was on the can and didn't hear you. yea, I'm on that. you owe me, though. |
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Thanks Lord........
By the way....be sure to use my softest paper for thine divine ass....Try the Charmin. |
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i know dyingmuse is big, but hoser and powerkok should be able to kidnap him so he can be fulltime HCN!! hehehe. |
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lol....if brute force was applicable, he would already be in the band, however, you must coax the subject out and snatch him when he isnt lookin!
seriously tho, dyingmuse talked the other day about a possibility of him coming on full time...juggling 2 bands sux tho, so I can understand why he's hesitant.
But were so damn easy to get along with, I dont see it being a problem. |
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plus he'd only be doing vocals for HCN if he were playing guitar in both bands that would be somewhat difficult. |
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ya very true....all u gotta do is show up and scream...no lugging of the massive amps. |
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Dear Lord,
I am still awaiting our divine vocalist.
In your holy name we pray, Amen. |
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I'll get to it, dude. I've been busy preventing gay marriage and playing tether ball with ray charles. |
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Sweet.....
Thanks Lord.....I knew I could count on you. By the way, does it seem faggish that I have a picture of you hanging over my bed? |
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no, thats our bassist, Stevus christ, not jesus christ.
same guy tho, just different socks, and steve is missing the holes in his hands and feet. |
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hold on, let me ask reagan.......... |
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......yup, you're gay. I'm flattered, but you're going to hell. |
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Lord........I just farted. |
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Aany of you sissies have the balls to sing for us??! |
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C'mon Lord...our music is sick!!!!
We need a sick vocalist!!! |
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Lord.....if you just came to a practice and checked us out, I think that you would agree that we are a sick band that will possibly get sicker and sign to Metalblade or Nuclear Blast. Please help the right vocalist to fall into our laps. I'll even give you a dollar. So if ANYONE knows anyone whos a kick ass vocalist that can practice 3 times a week and play the BerlinFest, and all of the other shows we get offered....plus drive his ass to Manchester, NH for all of the practices...please send him to our site and have him contact us.
www.hand-choke-neck.com |
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get Sage, he claims he can rap better then M-1 from Mastamindz. He would definately sound phatter then Dan of Bereavement, fo sho nigs. |
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Hahahahahahahahaha.......rappers need not apply. Sideways hats are a travesty. |
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I would wear my foxwoods hat sideways, but I love vagina and wouldn't want their to be any confusion |
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hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha good point joe! |
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sorry. the best I could do is get the singer from stryper. have you tried satan? that's always kinda been his department. |
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yeah joe....im calling about the black metal add you placed in the paper.
stab you in da neck....thats evil |
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i shot mothafuckas, joe, thats evil.
dan....join hand choke neck or were gonna fuckin do a thing n stuff to ya. |
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Almost as evil as wearing earplugs to a metal show |
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I will bump this FOREVER!! |
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if i had means of transportation, i'd give it a try. . .  |
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where do you live? Dave.... |
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next to plymouth. south shore |
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Don't believe him, he lives in Texas! TEEEXAAAAAASSS!!!!! |
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::hides spurs and ten gallon hat:: LIAR!!! |
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What time ist die Berlinfest in August?Please answer!
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WHAT TIME IST DIE BERLINFEST IN AUGUST?
PLEASE ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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What time is the berlinfest in August? Please answer!
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powerkok said: | ya very true....all u gotta do is show up and scream...no lugging of the massive amps. |
yes but vocal only members help move drums. cant be totally useless |
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What did I miss? What about the guy I just saw you guys with? I knew there might be a problem because he was wearing a terror shirt. If it's not Chris Blue it ain't right. |
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You didnt miss anything.....check out the date on this thread. |
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Nobody_Cares in Florida said: | What did I miss? What about the guy I just saw you guys with? I knew there might be a problem because he was wearing a terror shirt. If it's not Chris Blue it ain't right. |
This thread got RBB'd. It's almost 2 years old. |
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anonymous said: What time is the berlinfest in August? Please answer!
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Dunno. |
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Is needing a vocalist anything like needing a whammy bar and trem cavity for like three months?
cuz I feel you. |
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*zing*
hoser get off your fucking ass and do it. |
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I can't find the SKREWZZZZZ!!!!!!! |
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Try that drunk Anthony AKA: Boozy the Clown
I'm sure one of the guys from Porphyria might know how to contact him.
He might need a babysitter and a bag of depends if you go on tour though! lol! |
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Some people are just dumb |
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I don't care about the screws. they are like ten cents for a gross. just please please please send me the bar and cavity plate. |
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none of you guys can sing and play at the same time? |
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DOODZ
look at the date of this thread
ITS OLD
we have a perfectly working singer.
We do sing and play at the same time on alot of stuff, but theres some parts where we cant.
Me and Hose do lots of backups tho. |
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Again, where do you jam? NH? |
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Will fuck for cavity cover. |
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BlackoutRick said: | Again, where do you jam? NH? |
Are you not paying attention? |
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BlackoutRick said: | Again, where do you jam? NH? |
hahahahahah, christ. you must be a csdo fan. |
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Very good site. Thanks for author!
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Dont you fuckin start s*amming our site, fuck!
Actually, fuck it, go ahead, its basically me and Hosey on the forum anyway.
we just go here. heh. |
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richhorror is going to be pizzled when he reads that.
I figured out how these spammers are coming in. fiximg it is on the "to do" list. |
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Are you saying its Rich Horror's ip?
Or am I missing something? |
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This thread is from like... the second age.
One thread to rule them all.
One thread to find them.
One thread to bring them all.
And in the darkness, bind them. |
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KOK said:
We do sing and play at the same time on alot of stuff, but theres some parts where we cant.
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ya singing and playing at the same time is harder than me trying to get women to have sex with me |
 
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