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returntothepit >> discuss >> ATTN: SAMANTHA by SethPutnam on Feb 6,2012 2:49pm
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toggletoggle post by SethPutnam at Feb 6,2012 2:49pm
i need a wife up here in valhalla, you interested?



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Feb 6,2012 6:20pm
My old Toyota is in Valhalla now. You should look her up. She is 19 years old, black, transsexual, decked out in band logos, and goes by the name Corolla. She is a warrior and will love you long time. She is a little busted, but the exhaust system is nice and tight, if you know what I mean.

Also, you are the worst troll ever.



toggletoggle post by BARDYTUTLER at Feb 6,2012 6:24pm



toggletoggle post by SethPutnam at Feb 6,2012 7:04pm
Lol who said anything about trolling?! Also,see you Friday??



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Feb 15,2012 5:51pm
Samantha said[orig][quote]

Also, you are the worst troll ever.



toggletoggle post by Cher at Feb 15,2012 5:54pm
OP is Scott Wily



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Feb 15,2012 9:55pm



toggletoggle post by SethPutnam at Feb 15,2012 9:58pm
thats pretty much the plan. see you tomorrow night? or am i gunna have to stand outside your work all day...i'm a pretty good creeper.



toggletoggle post by i_am_lazy at Feb 16,2012 3:39am
BARDYTUTLER said[orig][quote]


You spoony bard!



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Feb 16,2012 4:23pm
SethPutnam said[orig][quote]
thats pretty much the plan. see you tomorrow night? or am i gunna have to stand outside your work all day...i'm a pretty good creeper.


Dude... you know there's no Metal Thursday this week, right?

Also, I woke up this morning to find the last remnant of an immediate family I had lying dead on the floor (my cat). I've had her for 18 years, and that kitty's life was more valuable than 99% of humanity. Therefore, if I'm getting drunk tonight, it will be at home where I can cry like a little girl, be an absolute mess, and not have to get arrested for beating the ever-living crap out of whatever random idiot would talk to me if I were in public.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Feb 16,2012 4:26pm
Sorry to hear about your cat, Samantha :(



toggletoggle post by SethPutnam at Feb 16,2012 4:26pm
Samantha said[orig][quote]


Dude... you know there's no Metal Thursday this week, right?


Not with that attitude theres not!

on a serious note though, bummer about your cat :\



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Feb 16,2012 4:28pm
Samantha said[orig][quote]
SethPutnam said[orig][quote]
thats pretty much the plan. see you tomorrow night? or am i gunna have to stand outside your work all day...i'm a pretty good creeper.

I've had her for 18 years, and that kitty's life was more valuable than 100% of humanity.

ficksed



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Feb 16,2012 4:30pm
trioxin_245 said[orig][quote]
Samantha said[orig][quote]

I've had her for 18 years, and that kitty's life was more valuable than 100% of humanity.

ficksed




TRUTH



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Feb 16,2012 4:38pm
I don't even know you/your cat, and can still say that with 100% certainty



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Feb 16,2012 4:39pm
Also... in before some samefag turd tries to claim that my misfortune is the result of whatever "curses" they throw at their "enemies" and how I'm a jerk for rightfully having some psychotic person arrested for breaking into my house.

Whoa! The White Russians are talking now. I had better stop before the German part of my DNA gets me into trouble.



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Feb 16,2012 4:44pm
Samantha said[orig][quote]
I had better stop before the RACITS part of my DNA gets me into trouble.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Feb 16,2012 4:46pm
Yeah right. I bet my family killed more Nazis than your family.



toggletoggle post by King Thūndérstøòl at Jun 11,2013 12:53pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

HE IS THE WORST TROLL EVER....

BUT I AM THE GREATEST TROLL OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by a medical doctor at Jun 11,2013 12:57pm
ITT: literally the only way OP can achieve an erection



toggletoggle post by grilled_dickcheese_sandwich  at Jun 11,2013 1:21pm
ITT: Scott Wily continues to stalk Samantha more than a year after she put a restraining order against him.

Go back to the mental hospital ya fuckin' looney toon!



toggletoggle post by King Thūndérstøòl at Jun 11,2013 1:37pm
WHERE IS HER BOYFRIEND THUNDERSTEEL?!?!?!?!?!?!

STUPID SPANDEX WEARING DOUCHE BAG......



toggletoggle post by grilled_dickcheese_sandwich  at Jun 11,2013 1:43pm
This ass hat thinks Carmine is her boyfriend???

What a fucking dolt.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 11,2013 1:46pm
I highly doubt it's actually Scott Wily anymore.



toggletoggle post by RTTP Detective at Jun 11,2013 5:46pm
It is him. He made other posts in the last couple days. No one else cares about this crap anymore except him.



toggletoggle post by King Thūndérstøòl at Jun 12,2013 8:38am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

SAMANTHA IS STILL A BIG FAT BITCH!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by a medical doctor at Jun 12,2013 8:42am
I mean, it's tiny and covered in running sores, but still technically an erection.



toggletoggle post by King Thūndérstøòl at Jun 12,2013 9:02am
a%20medical%20doctor said[orig][quote]
I mean, it's tiny and covered in running sores, but still technically an erection.

NO IT'S 10 INCHES LONG!!!!!



toggletoggle post by hur dur durhpa dur dur at Jun 12,2013 4:39pm



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