Still Well Angel will be teaming up with Live Music Showcase and getting the opportunity to audition for a Warner Bros Rep. LIVE in Boston. This is a special event with limited amount of tickets. Get them NOW and get the chance to see SWA in our last performance of 2014 and the possibility of our last show as a non signed local band.
Tix are $20 for You and a GUEST and the show is 18 plus.
Great opportunity for this band. I'll just leave this bio right here (tl;dr):
Powerful riffs, unforgettable lyrics, originality, energy and passion are just a few words to
describe Still Well Angel, a hard rock/metal band from the Boston area. They
have taken their personalities and created one power group. Music is their drive; they
dream it, eat it and live it. They put their hearts into every song they write and every
performance they give.
In 1999 identical twins Sean and Stephen and collage friend Kevin Fisher created Still Well Angel. They began playing shows, recording and competing in Battles of the Bands. In 2000 Still Well Angel had their radio debut when Boston local station Rock 101 began playing the bands first single “Proof”. Requests came pouring in. The band continued performing at local clubs and local festivals, like Hempfest and Laconia Bike Week. In February 2002 Still Well Angel recorded their second single "Dream" another local radio hit. Then in 2005 they won New Hampshire Technical Institute’s Battle of the Bands and were awarded “Best Local Band” of 2005. Their local status continued to grow leading the band to share the stage with national recording artists Powerman 5000, Ra, Adema, The Misfits, Nonpoint, Nullset, Tantric, Dr. Chud’s X-Ward, Sardonica (two Misfits’ by-products), Trash Light Vision (featuring Acey Slade of Murderdolls and DOPE) and Virginia’s Bella Morte.
Then in October 2009, after a short hiatus, Still Well Angel headed back to the studio to record a six song EP, a preview of their debut album “The Khaos” set to be released in late 2013. In February 2011 they released their EP, with great success, as they returned to the big stage with Hinder and Saving Abel. They toured the New England scene promoting their EP. That summer they shared the stage with national artists, Candlebox, Alterbridge, and Theory of a Deadman.
In the fall of 2011, to help promote their upcoming Halloween show with Hed PE, the guys did a meet and greet with fans plus an interview with CNEU Rock Radio and became “Band of the Month” on CNEU.
Still Well Angel has also supported local charities when given the opportunity. On March 5th 2011 Still Well Angel joined with KROCKS who teamed up with the Kiwanis Club of Manchester. The band donated their equipment and on stage performing knowledge to help raise money and music performance to students in a battle of the bands. All money raised was donated to local nonprofit youth organizations. Then April 2011 they teamed up with Stop the Bleeding an organization that raises money for under-funded shelters of all kinds - homeless shelters, battered women shelters, and any organizations providing support for the homeless. A Tribute to the Homeless 7 was a great success. 100% of the proceeds were donated to the Bread and Jams Day Center, a soup kitchen and homeless help center in Cambridge. The two teamed up again in September for the Rock Show 9, a great success. 100% of the proceeds from this show were donated to the Matta Home, a shelter for homeless veterans in Brockton. In May 2011 Still Well Angel performed at Woofstock, a charity music festival put on by White Mountain Foster & Rescue, a non-profit organization which saves and places dogs and puppies in forever homes.
In August of 2012 the band headed to Vermont, Ma for Hungerfest to help Raise Money for the fall mountain food Shelf. The concert was a complete success and they were invited to come back next year. They then joined with New England Concerts for the 1st Annual Merrimack Valley Music Festival this festival which showcased some of the best original rock and metal bands from the Merrimack Valley. A portion of the money from each ticket sold was donated to National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.
That next month in September they signed a 2 year contract with Sweet Sounds Music and Management along with a worldwide distribution for their 4 song EP that is being released by Republic/Sweetsounds digitally worldwide. As the holidays approached on the 20th of November they paired up again with “Stop the Bleeding” for another charity event in Boston to help raise money for the Nashua Soup Kitchen for Thanksgiving.
On Tuesday Jan 8, 2013 There EP “Kalm Befor the Khaos” was released on Itunes USA, Japan, Canada, Asia, Australia and became available at Emusic and Iheart Radio. Around Xmas time of 2012 SWA and CNEU rock radio joined together for “Metal for Tots” collecting toys for the “Toys for Tots” program and donated some of their SWA T-shirts for a Online Auction and Fundraising Charity for Hurricane Sandy Relief,. During their December concerts the also shared the stage with 90’s metal/punk band Green Jello. In mid January there were nominated for a Cidar Award for “Best band outside the VT and NH area.” Along with winning “Band of the Year” from CNEU Radio. With their powerful live performance has brought Still Well Angel much success over the last 13 years. There is no stopping this band from going to the top.
i mean this is good, but nowhere near Serenade II Darkness good.
contact them and set up a live showcase that will feature the presence of a "Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Records" label rep.
post by RTTP department of missed opportunities at Nov 20,2014 1:24pm
man i really wish i had hit up that meet and greet to promote their show with hed PE, would have probably been able to learn some new ways to make guys cum
post by RTTP DEPARTMENT OF NAMING NAMES at Nov 20,2014 1:55pm
Good to see DYA singing again but I'm not sure about that hairdo.
;_;
You're just mad you don't get to pay to open for Dr. Chud’s X-Ward.
post by RTTP DEPTARTMENT OF FACEBOOKS at Nov 20,2014 4:52pm
"We REALLY need to sell these tickets immediately! What they are looking for is for us to order a second batch. THAT'S where the "impression" comes from."
post by YOUR ALL JUST JELLOUS at Nov 20,2014 4:59pm
post by Wren Wriley at Nov 20,2014 5:35pm
I'm not into sucking off my identical twin but these guys shred at what they do!
Passion, drive, and unforgettable lyrics and the ability to play with signed bands are what make this band special, I wasn't really into them until I realized they had played with such amazing professional touring groups.
Passion, drive, and unforgettable lyrics and the ability to play with signed bands are what make this band special, I wasn't really into them until I realized they had played with such amazing professional touring groups.
post by comment quote from band at Nov 21,2014 10:05am
"your still ignorant"
...
post by STILL IGNORANT ANGEL at Nov 21,2014 10:08am
we have invited OVER 1000 people to this show. does YOURE band even know 1000 people??? i bet not. HA HA HA.
post by LongDeadGod_nli at Nov 21,2014 10:39am
Why do they need label support if they're doing so well on their own? This guy claims to be making money just sitting at home off the bands music without the need to tour.
post by dress code at Nov 21,2014 11:18am
The real question is, what fine club attire are you wearing to pass the dress code at the warner bros dicksuck audition?
This is event is for a select few artists and Dress code for this event will be strictly enforced, upscale nightclub attire only: no tennis shoes, hats, t-shirts, hooded sweaters, gangster apparel, or sportswear will be tolerated. This is also a "RED CARPET EVENT" with media coverage and we have limited tickets for this event and need all to arrive at.3:45pm (Please allow an extra 15 minutes for parking and admission). Bill Millman of Warner Bros. Records will be there to watch us perform along with a private 1 on 1 meeting afterwards to talk about our performance. Its very important that we get as many Friends, Family, and fans at this event to cheer us on and help make this showcase a chance for SWA to get signed.
I'm trying to work out a deal for discounted tickets to the audition if I wear the right clothes to their video shoot this Sunday in Andover. These guys drive a hard bargain.
I'm trying to work out a deal for discounted tickets to the audition if I wear the right clothes to their video shoot this Sunday in Andover. These guys drive a hard bargain.
I have a sequined halter top you can borrow.
post by grilled dickcheese sandwich at Nov 21,2014 12:48pm
I'll wear that to the audition, but I still need something for the video shoot. Got anything to dress an ex-military frat boy that gets A's or B's in college?
Haha, that does seem to match my idea of what the typical SWA fan would wear.
post by a and b grade aryan fan at Nov 21,2014 1:05pm
Do they make SWA stickas?
I want some.
post by Judge at Nov 21,2014 1:26pm
even fell for what i can only imagine was one of Gorilla Music's patented schemes where the band sells the tickets in packs of TWO for $20 instead of $10/pop. typical p2p ticket selling scaaaaaam.
So... They're doing stunts/challenges to get money. Hmmmm...
For $10, $20, $30 you can have ANY ONE member of Still Well Angel answer up to YOUR challenge.
For $50 you can get the WHOLE BAND to do a challenge.
Remember, we're NOT members of Jackass. So, we're not going to do anything that may severely hurt us or illegal. Public humiliation... fiiiiine!!!
So, help us reach our goal and ...get a good laugh while your at it.
So... They're doing stunts/challenges to get money. Hmmmm...
For $10, $20, $30 you can have ANY ONE member of Still Well Angel answer up to YOUR challenge.
For $50 you can get the WHOLE BAND to do a challenge.
Remember, we're NOT members of Jackass. So, we're not going to do anything that may severely hurt us or illegal. Public humiliation... fiiiiine!!!
So, help us reach our goal and ...get a good laugh while your at it.
Excited to start a band called Doris Murphy that blows the doors off this battle of the bands by accepting Metal Thursdays as payment.
post by Flashback Friday at Nov 21,2014 6:43pm
I remember the time Trash Mop got the opportunity to play for Bill Millman, and Terry was so doped up he fell asleep and missed the audition. Mr. Millman went to wake Terry up, and Terry became irate (only guy i knew that got violent on dope) and stabbed Bill in the thigh with a pen.
THEY COULD'VE BEEN HUGE, #1 on ReverbNation HUGE!
post by We're All Wondering at Nov 21,2014 9:36pm
At what point do we find out that Wren loves this band?
This band is more clueless then S2D. "korner of khaos"
post by ......... at Nov 23,2014 11:59am
So, help us reach our goal and ...get a good laugh while your at it. The music industry is not cheap and neither is creating your own brand/company. We have so much planned coming for all of you in 2014 and lots of BIGGER things coming in 2015. To make this all work we NEED YOUR HELP. We have a list of things we need to raise money to help pay for the following:
* All new S.W.A. merchandise - shirts/tanks/stickers/thongs/posters, etc.
* 3-4 professional HD music videos
* No Halo (DEBUT Album)- recording/mastering/photoshoots/cover art work/Physical CD copies/packaging/bar coding/distribution -
* Our 2015 Tour - hotel/gas/food, etc.
* ALL new stage banners/props/lights/attire
* The ability to reserve a spot on a national tour which requires the purchase/sale of pre-arranged tickets (which entails a massive re-up on ALL merchandise and back to the hotel/gas/food, etc. thing)
* ONE HUGE fan appreciation (FREE/ALL AGES) show with national recording act YOU choose (scheduling/travel pending)
post by a serious poster at Nov 23,2014 2:24pm
One of these shitty band members banged my current girlfriend and I am pissed!!!!!!!!!!!!
post by a serious poster at Nov 23,2014 2:25pm
nah ok I am lying lol these stuffed peppers don't nothing
post by kitten mittens at Nov 23,2014 2:57pm
Swa thongs haha
post by kitten mittens at Nov 23,2014 2:59pm
Cause i want my girlfriend wearing lingerie that symbolizes four WAAF buttrock "men"
At what point do we find out that Wren loves this band?
Now you do. Listened to it cus curiosity got the best of me. The word that comes to my mind is "boring" Not even laughably bad, just boring. Okay the lyrics are hilariously bad.
So, help us reach our goal and ...get a good laugh while your at it. The music industry is not cheap and neither is creating your own brand/company. We have so much planned coming for all of you in 2014 and lots of BIGGER things coming in 2015. To make this all work we NEED YOUR HELP. We have a list of things we need to raise money to help pay for the following:
* All new S.W.A. merchandise - shirts/tanks/stickers/thongs/posters, etc.
* 3-4 professional HD music videos
* No Halo (DEBUT Album)- recording/mastering/photoshoots/cover art work/Physical CD copies/packaging/bar coding/distribution -
* Our 2015 Tour - hotel/gas/food, etc.
* ALL new stage banners/props/lights/attire
* The ability to reserve a spot on a national tour which requires the purchase/sale of pre-arranged tickets (which entails a massive re-up on ALL merchandise and back to the hotel/gas/food, etc. thing)
* ONE HUGE fan appreciation (FREE/ALL AGES) show with national recording act YOU choose (scheduling/travel pending)
Judging by their age, this is less of a "we're making it!" and more of a "guys, we have to make it" plea for mercy from crushed dreams. And panhandling for hotel costs is grotesque.
Robb Wells has a long history of being a delusional twat. If you have a couple of minutes, look into his old band State of Corrections.
I was wondering about him, I saw that he's fb friends with a ton of friends of mine in the scene. I kinda figured he would be making better music then this with that type of connections around the area.
Battle of the bands: Still Well Angel vs Serenade II Darkness...the fate of your debut Warner Bros record deal and the 29 confirmed attendees depends on it...
post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Nov 24,2014 5:02pm
Battle of the bands: Still Well Angel vs Serenade II Darkness...the fate of your debut Warner Bros record deal and the 29 confirmed attendees depends on it...
What part of 750,000 FANS don't you get?
I mean, other than how that could possibly be true, of course.
Battle of the bands: Still Well Angel vs Serenade II Darkness...the fate of your debut Warner Bros record deal and the 29 confirmed attendees depends on it...
What part of 750,000 FANS don't you get?
I mean, other than how that could possibly be true, of course.
The line for autographs must have been around the block with a fanbase like that!!
It's the ramblings of a delusional man talking to himself between both his personal page and the band's page. This is some serious Inverticrux type delusion of grandeur. Maybe they can work on a split 7" or at least teach each other how to fire a gun properly.
The contents of the "event" in that link is unbelievable and absolutely horrifying! That has to be the most pathetic display that ive ever seen from a local band; written by someone who has huge issues with insecurity, and is very delusional, self absorbed, and passive aggressive.
I like how they go from: We need EVERYONE'S help/we need YOU to make this happen!
To: We are angry because nobody is paying attention to this and blowing us up with show offers - the hardest working band in New England doesnt need YOU! World domination happens without YOU!
Also: We are too good and work too hard to play bars and small clubs! First tour will be arenas and BIG venues only!
I tried listening to Still Well Fingel to see what the hardest working band in New England sounds like, but I didn't like it. The music was bad but the vocals were worse. I felt embarrassment for them while listening to the music.
They also look like buttholes. You can really sense their desperation of waking up one day and realizing that they are close to 40 and the band they've been in for 13 years isn't going anywhere.
But they are Still Well Fingel. They have over 13,000 facebook likes that they paid for and 750,000 fans worldwide. SWF does not need you or Warner Bros. Records.
Still Well Angel and our new single “Devour and Carry on”, has been chosen and submitted by a member of the Grammy committee last week for “Best Metal Performance” for 2013. To be given a chance and considered for this is a amazing opportunity for a SWA to get a Grammy and make a life long dream come true. Only 10 artist…s get picked per category and the finalists are then selected at the pre Grammy awards in Nashville. No telling if we make the final 5 with a chance to get a Grammy and attend the awards ceremony but just to be chosen for this is unbelievable.
This is a huge blessing and a dream come true for me and SWA, a band I created in 1999 and have had nothing stop me from perusing everything this band deserves. Other big things coming soon the doors are open its time we walk though. More “Khaos” is coming starting in October….Thank you to our friends/family/ and fans for the support and believing in SWA.
post by DYA is DUAL BISMUTH YAW GATE at Nov 26,2014 6:55pm
HOLY SHIT HOW HAVE WE NOT FOUND THIS YET
[YOUTUBE=zrbTdV6dxw]
at 2:59 dude asks where they're from and dudeguy goes "oh, Boston" *head down in chest* "actually... Methuen..."
and then they talk about Fuck the Fire Department lady. I just keep waiting for Tommy Dice to call in.
post by DYA is DUAL BISMUTH YAW GATE at Nov 26,2014 6:55pm
[YOUTUBE=zrbTdV6dxw]
post by DYA is DUAL BISMUTH YAW GATE at Nov 26,2014 6:56pm
My friend and I watched that entire video on Saturday whilst shitfaced. I don't know where I went wrong with my life, but it was hilarious.
post by 23232323 at Nov 26,2014 9:07pm
He looks like a hamster storing food. I want to punch his fat swollen head off. What is with the spray painted beard?
post by Crowd Participation at Nov 27,2014 12:48am
WHEN I SAY SHUTUP YOU SAY FAGGET
SHUTUP
FAGGET!
SHUTUP
FAGGET!
post by LongDeadGod_nli at Nov 27,2014 1:46am
Do you think all the members still live in their mom's basement, or just the Robb Wells fellow, also do the other members buy into this shit, or are they just playing along to humor Robb because he's special?
Do you think all the members still live in their mom's basement, or just the Robb Wells fellow, also do the other members buy into this shit, or are they just playing along to humor Robb because he's special?
That singer appears to have also drank the Kool-Aid.
I desperately want to tell them that Bill Millman is currently nothing more than a local videographer but realize I have to wait until after or maybe even during this show for maximum effect.
post by LongDeadGod_nli at Nov 27,2014 10:08am
There are a whole group of bands that think this is the way way to make it in music for whatever reason, they don't really seem to be concerned about actually making good music.
I see bands all the time posting about being signed to this management team, or making connections, vs. posting or writing actual songs, they're all living off their 8 year old demo with their 2 regional radio "hits" and all perpetually recording their debut
It's sad that this band exists, but more sad that there are thousands of others just like them.
post by LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN at Nov 27,2014 11:39am
It's sad that this band exists, but more sad that there are thousands of others just like them.
How many these other bands have been given Grammy consideration?
Yea, I didn't so.
post by Not Fake at Nov 27,2014 12:04pm
Pretty sure there's hundreds of entries to each category every year that get whittled down to that "Final Five", mostly garbage bands with "connections"
Ok...I just listened to that Korner of Khaos song. It's really bad....like really bad. I tried to approach it with an open mind, but...well fuck it's just terrible.
-overused harmonics across the board
-repetitive
-sounds like a Disturbed demo from 1994 (if there was such a thing, IDK)
-lyrics that sound like they were written in some high school kids art class
-the guitar solo sounds like it was written and played by an eighth grader still trying to master hammer on's, pull off's and tapping
All I ask is nobody tell SWA how big of a scam this is until they are there and about to play.
they've been playing for 10+ years and can only get 30 people to confirm going to this "big gig" and they aren't deterred. So I highly doubt telling them that this is a scam would even slow them down. Guarantee they beat the staff there for load-in.
I am just imagining their tears when I post Bill Millman's LinkedIn and that AllAccess article to their FB and event page at 4pm on Saturday.
Do it on Friday. I'm going to have a slow afternoon.
backed. plus the friday night/saturday morning fallout will be enjoyable as they process that either a) they knew it all along and now everyone knows, b) they didnt know and they were crushed, c) they cancel the show and video and have to reimburse everyone. but probably won't because they already spent their money on sweet ed hardy threads, guy fieri beard bleach, and got2b glued hair gel.
post by backed at Dec 2,2014 6:32pm
not to mention they owe bill the milkman millman some serious change for those tickets. unless they purchased the tickets themselves to hock. which they probably did.
Bill Millman isn't the promoter. Different entity altogether. He is just the stooge they are using to milk bands for their money. They have to pay up by 5 on Friday, so notifying them ahead of time would be a favor.
post by old wise man on a hill at Dec 2,2014 6:48pm
A favor, yes. But some lessons need to be learned the hard way.
Definitely a harder lesson to learn AFTER they've paid them.
post by STILL WELL ASSHOLE at Dec 3,2014 2:54am
I'd suck Bill Pullman's wiener to sell the rest of our NEARLY SOLD OUT TIXXX! Buy 'em now or cry later for your last chance to see a LOCAL band make it Big! Red carpet and VIP tickets available upon facebook message! Starts at 2:30 p.m.!
post by National Socialism Butt Rock at Dec 3,2014 3:00am
Red Carpet treatment only for our true Aryan brothers FYI, godsmack4lyf \m/
wait so what is this Billman Milkman Millman Pullman now? just a shmuck bilking them out of money?
he's a hired gun. worked in "the biz" for years and has the connections and know-how to fine-tune a diamond in the rough apparently. one of many "consultants" hired by live music showcase that is masquerading as a representative of a major record label (ie. warner, sony, etc.)
I'd suck Bill Pullman's wiener to sell the rest of our NEARLY SOLD OUT TIXXX! Buy 'em now or cry later for your last chance to see a LOCAL band make it Big! Red carpet and VIP tickets available upon facebook message! Starts at 2:30 p.m.!
wait so what is this Billman Milkman Millman Pullman now? just a shmuck bilking them out of money?
he's a hired gun. worked in "the biz" for years and has the connections and know-how to fine-tune a diamond in the rough apparently. one of many "consultants" hired by live music showcase that is masquerading as a representative of a major record label (ie. warner, sony, etc.)
They mislead the bands into thinking they have a chance at a record contract, when in reality, some guy who hasn't worked for Warner Brothers in years will be there and might give them feedback.
It's like that Mistress Juliya attention-whoring fest they had at Ralph's a few years ago. Did anyone get a record contract from that show? No. No, they did not.
wait so what is this Billman Milkman Millman Pullman now? just a shmuck bilking them out of money?
he's a hired gun. worked in "the biz" for years and has the connections and know-how to fine-tune a diamond in the rough apparently. one of many "consultants" hired by live music showcase that is masquerading as a representative of a major record label (ie. warner, sony, etc.)
They mislead the bands into thinking they have a chance at a record contract, when in reality, some guy who hasn't worked for Warner Brothers in years will be there and might give them feedback.
It's like that Mistress Juliya attention-whoring fest they had at Ralph's a few years ago. Did anyone get a record contract from that show? No. No, they did not.
EXACTLY. Thats why I trolled them directly and called them out on their bullshit tactics.
I'll put my money on "guy whose job it was to hand out promotional stickers and lanyards outside the Paradise" over "insider of the biz."
post by insider at Dec 3,2014 10:48am
He told me he was "part of the team that signed Korn" and "worked with Linkin park from the beginning. i recorded the phone conversations for lulz and may perhaps upload them at some point.
Agreed. At least when Cheddarsmooth trolls bands desperate to "make it big", it's funny and doesn't result in such financial loss faceplanting of dreams.
It's like that Mistress Juliya attention-whoring fest they had at Ralph's a few years ago. Did anyone get a record contract from that show? No. No, they did not.
Well yeah... SWA didn't play.
post by RTTP DEPT OF SUCCESS STORIES at Dec 3,2014 4:25pm
This could be YOUR Band after working with LIVE MUSIC SHOWCASE!
And this down-home naive christian girl will be paying live music showcase in Ohio for her FIRST EVER live performance. I see a lot of promise in this one, she'll be back on their stage in no time at all.
We, as a company, have decided that these faggets do not have what we are seeking to represent our instruments. this includes both our American Custom Shop and Asian consumer line. best of luck, and i think i speak for the entire company when i say
We voted as a messageboard to have it done today. Let's go!
I still think it's worth waiting til tomorrow.
HOWEVER if you were to do it today instead then it will make billmans life more miserable as well when he has to field questions from them about his credentials tomorrow.
You post tomorrow. They play the show. They come home and read the post. Brush it off and just let it stew in the back of the mind that they secretly wasted their time.
You post it TODAY we have 24 hours of LOL, followed by a showdown with the Milkman tomorrow.
I don't know what that would do. I'm pretty sure venues that let those kind of shows happen don't give a shit about anything other than the promoter paying them.
You post tomorrow. They play the show. They come home and read the post. Brush it off and just let it stew in the back of the mind that they secretly wasted their time.
You post it TODAY we have 24 hours of LOL, followed by a showdown with the Milkman tomorrow.
so do it then fag
post by pow! right in the kisser at Dec 5,2014 3:00pm
post by Mark_R at Dec 5,2014 3:02pm edited Dec 5,2014 3:02pm
The wording on the Live Music Showcase website carefully avoids actually saying that A&R are in attendance with the intent to sign an act. It just says they'll be in the audience (presumably paid for their presence by LMS). The testimonials indicate they just give critiques of the performances. Guess it makes it easy for bands who are in a hurry to over-extrapolate what the site actually describes into a "This is our big chance to land a major contract" thing.
Just called the 24 hour addiction helpline in their video and got someone's voicemail, trying to find out which for-profit organization is behind that website that the band probably found with a quick google search to make themselves feel like they care about something other than a record contract.
post by can it be? at Dec 7,2014 11:45pm
is it true? can this be the fabled gayest band that rttp has ever come across? only xkikex can tell
post by xkikex at Dec 7,2014 11:49pm
it is gay, but is gay enough for me to make snarky remarks and then never actually do anything other than make snarky remarks? we shall see
The panel of judges for this Boston Showcase: Bill Millman, a former Sony music producer who worked in Artist Development and more recently as a regional promotions manager with Warner Brothers Records. Millman now owns Media Boss Television located outside of Boston.
"Panel of judges" is a bit misleading when it's only 1 dude.
The winner of the night: Rebecca Zama took first place in the showcase, she is only fifteen years old with a very bright future ahead of her.
Better luck next time at winning the chance to have a theoretical record contract, buttdarts.
They are posting that article like it is specifically about them. So good.
On a side note, chair douche Robb Wells is posting someone's phone number on his page. Dumpster Fire trolled them pretty fucking hard this weekend and he thinks it is one of ours, but none of us have a 603 number. Something about pranking a radio station. If it was someone on here, he is posting your number on his page and encouraging harassment. Just so you know.
post by Mystery Number at Dec 8,2014 11:59am
The mystery number is just a telemarketer, but this guy is so self-absorbed he thinks people pranking him.
I appreciate that someone thought that image was good enough to put their signature on it. Nothing says quality like jpeg artifacts and feathered edges!
post by Astronaut Sam Rockwell at Dec 8,2014 12:48pm
Someone put the clones back, they're not finished!
post by YOU JUST GOT SPITFIRED! at Dec 8,2014 12:58pm
post by Cross-Examiner at Dec 8,2014 1:02pm
plz explain what repercussions came from that guy lady spitfire re: dumpster fire
According to SWA's reply to my comment in that article, they also get the chance to meet a real live major label rep at some point in the next few weeks, not just Live Music Shocase WINNER Rebecca Zama.
Everyone here who has played music has played a show with 6 people there plus maybe the other bands and their girlfriends. It says a lot about a band if they spend the time having fun doing sketchy shit with their friends and getting in a fight in the parking lot... or if they spend it taking photos of themselves trying to convince everyone that it was a really important show.
post by Paullllllll at Dec 8,2014 2:40pm
Those were the glory days mike. This band is truly sad and pathetic. Their style is dated for MTV standards and thats obviously what they are attempting to go for. Their bass player looks like a sex offender that was recenetly released from walpole. They obviously only play to their many white trash relitives and random drunks who wander into the only bar they play because they know the fat sketchy owner. Fuck this band and that ugly retard of a singer needs to return that hat to the set of the al pacino movie Crusing. Shit at least S2D made me laugh.
post by needz band input at Dec 8,2014 2:51pm
so whos gonna post a link of this thread somewhere to bring it to the next next level?
post by Still-Birth Angels at Dec 8,2014 3:02pm
It does, but i don't know if Rev has enough room on the site for their long winded one-man rants.
post by revolutionizing music at Dec 8,2014 3:17pm
Paul...... don't worry. soon to be bumped if i can find the thread.....
That club looks tiny, and it looks like there are barely any people there. I love the last picture of the guy working the soundboard. It's the real icing on the cake.
I was originally going to post the soundboard guy working the Little Mixer That Could, but the chez lounge (sp?) and painted finger nails combo was too much.
post by You Can't Make This Shit Up at Dec 8,2014 4:17pm
Looking over that Robb Wells guy's Facebook, apparently he gives paid "seminars" on how to succeed in the music industry. JUST. WOW.
That club looks tiny, and it looks like there are barely any people there. I love the last picture of the guy working the soundboard. It's the real icing on the cake.
Sent this to Mark @ showcase live to ask if this was the pro photography we missed out on.
post by Still-Birth Angels at Dec 8,2014 4:23pm
For a bunch of guys who wear nail polish and bad beard/hair dye jobs, they use the word "faggot" pretty liberally.
post by Still wellbutrin side effects at Dec 8,2014 4:56pm
Are their guitars and drums matching their "attire"? He only gives Paid seminars on how to cope with the stigmas of being a registered sex offender.
Let me get this straight... This guy put together a benefit show and lacked the common sense to find someone to run sound for less than $500. No money went to the people who had cancer for whom the benefit was held, and they (rightfully) felt scammed. When the woman posted about it, he responded by claiming to have cancer himself to gain sympathy, then later calling her a "dumb cunt", and going on a huge tirade, even threatening to sue her.
I could understand if this guy had no experience running shows and honestly admitted to screwing up, but it sounds like he has a long history of doing this. He sounds like a real peach.
Oof, that "benefit" page took this to a dark place.
post by Robb's Cancerous Nostril at Dec 8,2014 7:50pm
"Cancer benefit"
The only benefit I can see in cancer is maybe it'll kill the bass player from Stillborn Angel.
post by Robbs Rainbow Seminars at Dec 8,2014 8:04pm
This dude rob is a chester I hope his "cancer" disables him from commiting anymore acts of heinous incompentance. Step in a puddle and plug your bass into your crate amp. Someone should book him for a seminar and then throw tomatos at him when he shows up. Obviously his steep fee will not be paid.
post by Longdeadgod_nli at Dec 8,2014 8:38pm
I just felt kind of bad for these morons until I read the cancer posts. Now I just hope they all die.
The age old joke of a band sucking so bad that they throw a cancer benefit show and end up handing a bill to the cancer patient FINALLY finds a home. Much respect to SWA for pulling King Codzo's sword from the stone!
On their page it says they played to a "packed house" for that stupid contest or whatever the hell it was.
Looking at the "photos" from the show there were maybe 8-10 people there. Wow, impressively packed house. What a bunch of douches.
Counter sue on the basis of his horrible "music" and poor understanding of the english language giving you PTSD. Also you now see David Drayman(Dreyman? still have no idea) every time you close your eyes.
post by Robb "almost has cancer" Wells at Dec 9,2014 12:36pm
post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 9,2014 12:39pm
dude what
post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 9,2014 12:42pm
I almost killed my wife and I on the way home from your show. I put in THAT many hours for YOU! I paid out of pocket for YOU! I put in 6 months of effort for YOU! Your welcome and sorry I couldn't raise money for you. I can't win EVERY battle.
FOR YOUUUUUUUUU
post by RTTP DEPT OF ATTAINABLE GOALS at Dec 9,2014 12:44pm
If he "almost has cancer" is there way to move the process along?
That Jonathan Livingston Seagull guy is a jabroni deluxe too.
post by RobRiobbCancerous Nostrilb's at Dec 9,2014 12:51pm
Jonathan runs the homeless shelter benefit shows that Robb constantly trots out as an example of how much he and Stillborn Angel care about the community. Of course he's going to suck him off.
post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 9,2014 12:57pm
Robb Wells I can't. I got lawyers involved and they wanna see this as it goes. Renee and her friend must think they are dealing with a garage band or some kid because, they keep coming at me with no regards. Well, let them keep it goin. I can use words like cunt because, in a dictionary, it's not even a real word. And even if it were...I FOUGHT IN A WAR WHICH ENSURES MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH. IN fact, I did a double tour which means I fought for mine and fought to shut those up who are ignorant. If that needs a lawyer, then so be it.
HE FOUGHT IN A WAR FOR THE RIGHT TO CLAIM TO ALMOST HAVE CANCER AND DEFRAUD A CHARITY
post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 9,2014 12:59pm
Robb Wells I never once mentioned how I had to ignore helping my family pay for my dads funeral costs because I already obligated my time and resources to this show. I left all of that out.
I've lost several family members to cancer. In fact, my whole entire dads side who has passed away ALL dies from cancer except my grandmother who lived to see 76.
I WILL have cancer. To call me a scam artist implies I've done this before and that IS slander. But, I'm a better person than that and can roll with the punches. It'll take way more than one person, or a whole family, to take me down. Not my first rodeo and not my last.
post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 9,2014 1:34pm
^^^ At least now I know I'm not just blocked.
post by Robbs almost cancerous Dick beard at Dec 9,2014 1:34pm
"Renee and her friend must think they are dealing with a garage band or some kid because, they keep coming at me with no regards."
are you kidding me? its obvious that they dont give a shit about other local musician's too. How can someone possibly be this dillusional? Ive played and been to shows at fuckin obriens on a snowy rainy tuesday night that had more people then "Westend johnnies" or whatever that super presitious dress coded high end venue had for this fag and his SUPER PROFESSIONAL MONEY MAKING BAND. Fuck this asshole and his rehashed papa roach riffs. I hope this idiot steps on a IED. Almost cancer?!?!? dick head
post by Sacreligion at Dec 9,2014 1:40pm edited Dec 9,2014 1:41pm
Someone was smart enough to screen capture that whole 86 comment post on the benefit event page last night.
I'd like to arrange a future benefit show for Rob for his eventual cancer diagnosis. Winner of the pre-show drawing gets to stand behind the mixer and take all proceeds from the door.
post by RTTP DEPT OF ATTAINABLE GOALS at Dec 9,2014 1:47pm
Can we have a benefit show where proceeds go to GIVING him cancer?
Or maybe just put one of these inside the club
post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 9,2014 1:48pm
Someone was smart enough to screen capture that whole 86 comment post on the benefit event page last night.
THANK YOU
Imgur should let you put it all in one post, FYI.
post by Robbs empty welbutrin prescription bottle at Dec 9,2014 1:56pm
This should be plastered all over SWA shit. Put a nail in the coffin and end this steaming waste pile of a "band". SWA does not support cancer patients however they will accept donations for thier slimeball bass players' cancer he believes he WILL have in the future.
post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 9,2014 1:58pm
ITT: This band almost has AIDS
post by Millman Millman Millman at Dec 9,2014 2:01pm
ALL OF YOU shitting on a band you know NOTHING ABOUT?!!!?! Who the FUCK do you think you are?!!?!
post by surf party at Dec 9,2014 2:08pm
If I were a cop and some 50 year old guy dressed like a teenager came in all bent out of shape because his band that nobody has ever heard of was made fun of on the internet I would lose my fucking mind
NOBODY HAS EVER HEARD OF?! How about 13K likes and WORLDWIDE distribution with the like of VIACOM and UNIVERSAL?! Robb has told me about what they are up to "behind the scenes" and its the truth that you are all just JEALOUS!!!!
post by RTTP DEPARTMENT OF MICHAEL MADSEN at Dec 9,2014 2:14pm
post by clarification at Dec 9,2014 2:15pm
this HAS already been added to the archive thread, correct? cause it looks like this is just getting started. love robb's blatant homophobic language, utilizing words like "faggot" and going on and on and on about cum on his page. if robb's in a band for BUSINESS and is TOTALLY SERIOUS and FAMOUS and WORLDWIDE, i wonder how many of those paid likes will retract their interest (if there was one in the first place) upon learning of this guy's professional attitude and social skills.
post by LEGIONS OF DEDICATED FANS at Dec 9,2014 2:19pm
"paid likes"?!?! Robb says you can't even DO that!!! I know EVERYTHING that's been going on and I CAN'T WAIT until this shit hits the fan over ALL OF YOU!!!!
post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Dec 9,2014 2:22pm
I love that in that pic with the four kids, one of them just clearly ran out of fucks to give and is laying down onstage. ROCK STAR YEAH!
post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 9,2014 2:26pm
HIDE BEHIND YOUR COMPUTERS LOOSERS!!!! SWA IS GOING PLACES WHILE YOU SIT ON YOUR COMPUTERS JERKING OFF WITH YOUR OWN TEARS!!!! YOUR ALL GONNA WISH YOU NEVER SAID ANY OF THIS!!!!!
Thread of the year or thread of the century? Serious inquiry.
post by paulgreeley at Dec 9,2014 4:52pm
13k like yet this poor excuse of a band cant even draw an audience.Isnt funny that none of the big metal bands in the scene want or do play with these premadonas?Could it be their egos?The way they present themselves? (Hardest working band..pfffft) or the fact that they sound like a shittier version of Godsmack? Fucking Robb is a delusional retard who thinks he can buy his way into the industry instead of going out and earning it like all the other hard working bands. If Robbs claims that he makes so much money off his band why does he have a gofund me to fix his moms roof?Surely he can use all the swa to fix a small hole in his moms roof.
post by paulgreeley at Dec 9,2014 5:05pm
13k likes of Facebook yet the only have 38 youtube subscribers.Hmmm something is off. Better start buying those youtube subscribers robb!
post by Robb's Cancer Victim-Victim at Dec 9,2014 5:21pm
These guys Bastardizing the ALS Challength into their own insipid "SWA Challenge", wherein they were to do "wacky stunts" for money. Only got one buyer, who made them wear tutus and do a song on video for $50.
Between buying/renting the tutus and the gas money to get to their jam space they probably broke even.
Just that much closer to WORLD DOMINATION!!!1
This sleazy shit came on the heels of their hysterical Kickstarter they came up with which had all the "Things they needed to get this long-overdue dream going" (Been a band since 1999...but Robb has only been in it for just over a year).
The highlight that was brought up earlier was they were going to take their fans' $$, buy merchandise with it, and then SELL IT BACK TO THEM!!! Fucking kill yourselves...messily...on video...wearing tutus.
I'll chip in a full Benjamin for that clip.
post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Dec 9,2014 5:30pm
This is from the (since taken down) Challenge. NOONE called them out about using the ALS style challege for their own gain.
This is after they, of course, did the challenge as a band..."THE FIRST BAND TO DO THAT!!"
Nice...tutus...
post by paulgreeley of j.a.i.l at Dec 9,2014 5:37pm
Anyone remember when Robb used to wear a hockey mask on stage a few years ago?Claims it was to separate the onstage persona from the off stage one.Of course he'll never wear it again because it'll block that beautiful kool-aid dye job in his hair.
post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Dec 9,2014 5:40pm
Piling on...
Here is the older video from before the new lineup.
Song name: "Circum"
Why? Because the chorus "Should I Circum (sic)...to my own misery..."
Can't make this shit up folks. StaindSmack wants their shitty song back...
I can't believe you PUSSIES are still talking shit!!! Start your own bands and MAYBE you can be 1% the success they are!!!! Then maybe your "opinions" might be worth SOMETHING!!
I do appreciate that "Funny Moments" is in quotes so that you know it's just a matter formality and there astro-turfed attempts to show their lighter side are in fact fucking stupid and embarrassing.
post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Dec 9,2014 8:01pm
OK, after watching that video, I feel stupider, and yet more assured that Robb is, in fact, retarded.
I was "TRYING" to play nice because Robb asked me too but now I can say what I want! Your all just TALENTLESS JEALOUS PUSSIES behind a computer with NOTHING better to do!!! They'll be laughing all the way to the bank when NO HALO drops GLOBALLY!!! And what will you have besides your dicks in your hands?!?! LOL
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Shows how much you know about the "business"!!! There look sets them apart from everyone else and shows they have there shit TOGETHER!! Maybe they should look like a bunch of homeless people on stage. THAT WILL WORK!!! LMFAO!!! YOU MORON!!
post by really at Dec 9,2014 8:33pm
There's no way this can be real. Nobody actually gives this much of a fuck.
post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Dec 9,2014 8:39pm
You're right, joke's on me, I want one of those sweet(read: stupid) cowboy hats and a soul patch that looks like I ate out some bleeding Worcester pussy. How do I get those?
Only unblocking someone from your Facebook page to have an actual debate, proceeding to call them a faggot, losing said argument, threatening to go to the police, then deleting the whole thing is real.
I tried but there is NO talking sense into you ASSHOLES!! Have fun with your "lives"!!! LOL
Have fun with yours. Better hope you don't get cancer.
post by paulgreeley at Dec 9,2014 11:30pm
How can a band have a world wide fan base when they can't even sellout a show at the fucking Sad Cafe?! Stop kissing Robb's ass Reggie and get a clue.
post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Dec 9,2014 11:41pm
Wouldn't some of that "Worldwide fanbase", 13,000 strong, EVER POST on a single, repeated ad nauseum status?
It's the same thing every post.
"We are excited about something!!!"
*Crickets*
*Robb likes own post*
*Robb likes post as State Of Corrections*
*More Crickets*
And Reggie is literally a Johnny-Cum-Lately. Way to pick this as your bandwagon to jump on...you half-retarded, illiterate homophobe.
You and your KoolAid goatee and closeted tendencies fit right in.
post by TheRobbWellsUndeletionProject at Dec 10,2014 1:44am
Worcester Pulse Music Awards
If you scroll down to the comments section, you will find our masked crusader nominating himself for the "Lifetime Achievement Award" without a hint of irony.
When sharing this...he typically flies into a swear-filled rage when everyone ignores him (as usual)
"I AM LOSING FAITH IN THE WORLD!! I GUESS I SHOULD NEVER HELP ANYONE ELSE EVER AGAIN!! I AM DOING ALL I CAN!!"
Meanwhile, he goes to Red Sox games...and Rock & Shock...and spends who knows how much of this joke of a band...
post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Dec 10,2014 6:34am
When sharing this...he typically flies into a swear-filled rage when everyone ignores him (as usual)
"I AM LOSING FAITH IN THE WORLD!! I GUESS I SHOULD NEVER HELP ANYONE ELSE EVER AGAIN!! I AM DOING ALL I CAN!!"
Hey, he's doing the best that he can / best he ever did. Sounds like you should just GERR AWHEYYY
Apparently Boston needs Stillborn Angels to put them BACK on THE map FOR WORLD DOMINATIONALIZING or something.
Still want to know what Robb's mental infirmity is, because it's amazing. Who would trust this guy to work with electricity and not lick the wires? And what's with their fat roadie/hype man?
Layers of mystery to this band. I am intrigued.
post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Dec 10,2014 9:46am
This is like Christmas. Watch Robb have a giant temper tantrum halfway down the page because nobody is booking them, while trying to say at the same time that the booking is going great and they're on their way to world domination.
On the one hand, there are so many potential replies to their posts. On the other, watching Rob be the only commenter on that event is a thing of beauty.
post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Dec 10,2014 10:00am
Plus, you know he'll just delete anything that contradicts their image of themselves as these super huge rock stars anyway.
post by Uncle Tom's Kendall Sq Lofts at Dec 10,2014 10:10am
When I first read this thread I thought it was as puerile and stupid as the folks who post here regularly-hobby rockers with cowboy hats is no worse that a bunch of fat, greasy, mid 30s long hairs at a shit bar in a shit city with an outright creepy dick to vagina ratio.
Then the whole 'we're going for it' vibe at a late stage in life. At some point having dreams becomes a little faggy. A little sad, but meh.
Then the cancer weirdness.
Then the delusions-13000 fans and 30 person crowds after 15 years of sub-mediocrity should send your internal Bayesian network into a tizzy.
The crash and burn factor on this is a little higher than flight 175, keep up the pathetic but necessary work gentlemen.
post by A Jealous Baby with Huge Tumors at Dec 10,2014 10:17am
After getting ripped off for all my cancr funds I wish I was a stillborn angel. Which in Rob speak means I was almost aborted.
On the one hand, there are so many potential replies to their posts. On the other, watching Rob be the only commenter on that event is a thing of beauty.
When I first read this thread I thought it was as puerile and stupid as the folks who post here regularly-hobby rockers with cowboy hats is no worse that a bunch of fat, greasy, mid 30s long hairs at a shit bar in a shit city with an outright creepy dick to vagina ratio.
Well, here's the problem - looks like you're a fagget! That'll be $18 P&L, please.
post by Priceless Bass Strings at Dec 10,2014 11:11am
post by Priceless Bass Strings at Dec 10,2014 11:13am
Who the fuck do these Hot Topics Godsmack Kool aid hair 90's throwback rejects think they are? Nobody wants your fucking autograph you ego maniacal self aggrandizing fuckwad ingrate motherfuckers. Matching outfits are for faggets that care more about image than what their sucky band sounds like and this band sounds so bad I hope their bad music makes all their shitfuck glow in the dark Marilyn Manson douche fans slit their wrists.
It's funny how all these funderground faggots jump in on the bandwagon of making fun of a nu metal band buy get all butthurt when people make fun of their shitty "metal" band.
It's funny how all these funderground faggots jump in on the bandwagon of making fun of a nu metal band buy get all butthurt when people make fun of their shitty "metal" band.
Clearly, making passive-aggresive comments to unspecified targets and without logging in is the high road to take.
post by old wise man on a hill at Dec 10,2014 1:15pm
Except no one in the funderground autographs used bass strings and grow cancer cells in petri dishes in case they need them someday. It's entirely possible to be real and play for fun without proclaiming yourself a messiah in your own mind.
post by The Real Truth at Dec 10,2014 1:16pm
Yea, just like this whole thread. Why dont you toughguys say this to their faces. What I'm doing is the same as what you are doing. Stop being part of the funderground .
post by Rodd swells at Dec 10,2014 1:20pm
whats a funderground? i dont think that word is real. which is "funny" considering your handle on this board.
post by muddy may sugginz at Dec 10,2014 1:25pm
Here's the entire conversation between Robb and Sully yesterday. Presented in gorgeous shitty Tumblr format
Yea, just like this whole thread. Why dont you toughguys say this to their faces. What I'm doing is the same as what you are doing. Stop being part of the funderground .
You appear to have a very hazy grasp of what that term means, sir.
post by The Real Truth at Dec 10,2014 1:50pm
Says the man who plays in a funderground party thrash band
You should probably post that to imgur where you can have it in order and not retarded.
if it was listed in order, it wouldn't make it any less retarded.
post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 10,2014 1:57pm
Dude how has this not actually been posted, yet. This is the most MEHHYEAHHHEYARRRRRR that any band has ever been, ever. *bonus points for douchebag 50s mic cradling and "hand patting heart" faux sincerity*
post by TheRobbWellsUndeletionProject at Dec 10,2014 2:24pm
When you upload the images, make sure they are listed from 1-whatever. When I have time I will organize it.
post by Some Guy at Dec 10,2014 2:34pm
I don't know If anyone actually has made it as far as 2:00 into That fucking terrible "Circum" Video but you should hear how he sings the Lyric "Taken Backaaaahhh"
Just another sold out show (31 attended) with Grammy nominees and self proclaimed hardest working band in New England, Still Well Angel!
...but seriously, someone should share their bullshit with some clubs/promoters/bands and expose them as the delusional, self absorbed, ego maniacal twats that they are. All of this childish, homophobic, delusional shit would ruin their "career" as washed up 40 something year old local musicians.
Just another sold out show (31 attended) with Grammy nominees and self proclaimed hardest working band in New England, Still Well Angel!
...but seriously, someone should share their bullshit with some clubs/promoters/bands and expose them as the delusional, self absorbed, ego maniacal twats that they are. All of this childish, homophobic, delusional shit would ruin their "career" as washed up 40 something year old local musicians.
Robb: Only MY band can play center stage at MY birthday show with MY grammy nominated band!
Also, LOL @ 21+ after-party at the same American Legion.
post by On the other anal bead at Dec 10,2014 4:35pm
post by only reggie = robb is real at Dec 10,2014 4:48pm
Im still baffled that one of their "tour" demands is that they will only play venues with 500+ capacity when their local shows only bring in 30 people in which 95% of them are in the other bands that are playing that night. These guys are absolutely unfuckingbelievable!
Listening to that video right now:
5:45 - the host responds with how he needs to check out that video dump page because underground rock that hasn't been through the major label meatgrinder is like awesome
10:00 - talk about how the scene is dying because so many bands are trying to do the same thing
14:45 - Without touring, you're only making pennies
15:30 - Now that there's 3d printers, you can download a tshirt too!
18:30 - Actually, fuck this.
post by paulgreeley at Dec 10,2014 6:08pm
Because when you are FAMOUS world wide amd have 13k likes on facebook it only makes sense that the second show from the KHAOS tour is played at a thrift store.One step closer to world domination.
post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 10,2014 6:12pm
Holy fuck, reading this in detail for the first time.
"ITT: Robb Wells admits to medical complications that generally result from long-term drug use, and then guilt trips a terminally ill grandmother for the time he stayed up on meth for two days straight and crashed his truck"
Am I getting this right?
post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Dec 10,2014 6:30pm
Holy fuck, reading this in detail for the first time.
"ITT: Robb Wells admits to medical complications that generally result from long-term drug use, and then guilt trips a terminally ill grandmother for the time he stayed up on meth for two days straight and crashed his truck"
Am I getting this right?
Seems about right, yeah.
post by Robb wells should get real cancer at Dec 10,2014 7:00pm
I booked a show a while back....the hall cost 380 dollars, paid some kid with a p.a 50 dollars. Charged 8 dollars at the door. With paying money to all the bands and certain bands guarante's I still made out with a grand. How did his loser set up a 50,000 dollar event?? what!?!? This guy is a fucking asshole and his FAT band members suck just as much. Fucking freaks
This Is Boston survived multiple people misappropriating large amounts of money and still had thousands to hand over to the One Fund. It's not almost rocket science.
post by TICKERTZ FOR TUBBY TWINNZ at Dec 10,2014 9:24pm
Wood yew lahk uh tikkert tuh mah shoew?!
post by pee pee bum bum at Dec 10,2014 9:45pm
post by TICKERTMERSTRR at Dec 10,2014 11:06pm
post by TICKERTMERSTRR at Dec 10,2014 11:08pm
post by TICKERTMERSTRR at Dec 10,2014 11:26pm
post by RTTP DEPARTMENT OF ARCHIVES at Dec 10,2014 11:35pm
This Is Boston survived multiple people misappropriating large amounts of money and still had thousands to hand over to the One Fund. It's not almost rocket science.
NutShaver, and he was one of you faggets.
post by paulgreeley at Dec 10,2014 11:40pm
I really dig robb's pretty nail polish in that meme.Just a thought but aren't most 40 something year old men who wear nail polish usually drag queens?
post by Longdeadgod_nli at Dec 11,2014 12:55am
You notice the absence of any female defenders of this band? That's the one thing this thread is missing, is the gf or "manager" getting involved
post by Sacreligion at Dec 11,2014 1:50am edited Dec 11,2014 1:52am
Whilst trying to determine when Lady Spitfire was going to blacklist me I came across this:
You notice the absence of any female defenders of this band? That's the one thing this thread is missing, is the gf or "manager" getting involved
Lady Spitfire would probably come defend her favoritest band in the world, but any place she and her friends can't delete comments and blacklist people is not a safe place for her.
post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Dec 11,2014 6:42am
This Is Boston survived multiple people misappropriating large amounts of money and still had thousands to hand over to the One Fund. It's not almost rocket science.
NutShaver, and he was one of you faggets.
The guy who is a pariah and lives in hiding now? Yeah we're all great pals.
And the fact that we all knew him disproves my point how?
post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 11,2014 8:37am
This is a Acoustic show featuring:
9:15-10pm Still Well Angel
8:30-9pm Cody Care
7:45-8:15pm Ron LaChapelle
Show starts at 7pm...No Cover
Legacy X will be there to collect anti bullying messages as well. Go to Legacyx.com for more info.
Bring any new/used unwanted clothes/toys/housewares for donation to help fight against Bullying. 180° Shoppe donates all of it's proceeds to Blueskies Wellness, Inc. a local nonprofit agency dedicated to ending bullying in the Merrimack Valley area.
You heard it. The venue will be donating all proceeds (of which there will be none since there is no cover and no one attending anyways) to an anti-bullying organization that will be too docile to complain about not actually getting any money. They will also be collecting blankets and clothing to end bullying because bullies are helpless against blankets.
All in all it's a chance for them to promote SWA and some amazing acts (I heard Ron LaChappelle has a hilarious bit on grape drink) and support a less tangible cause that an 18 month old baby won't die from when they don't raise any money.
FULL SUPPORT!!
post by Logical Falacy at Dec 11,2014 10:22am
Robb hates bullying unless it involves calling someone a faggot or a cunt
post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Dec 11,2014 10:24am
Robb hates bullying unless someone smaller than him pisses him off and he's got a legion of people(including Downsy Ramone there, Lady Spitfire) to back him up. Then it's justice.
post by Jason Stone at Dec 11,2014 10:46am
I must advise you all that if you persist in making these posts you are in essence writing yourselves one way tickertz to the hoosgowl.
post by SWA DEPT OF CHARITABLE CHARITIES at Dec 11,2014 1:06pm
Hey little kid. Sorry you were bullied and called names. Here's a second hand B.U.M Equipment sweater with a cigarette burn that will solve all your problemsssssMMMMRRRYEAAAHH!!!!
can this fagget wear his days of the new signature guitar any fucking lower? he's basically resting his balls on top of it. if he has them.
post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 11,2014 1:48pm
I just keep finding better and better videos, this pit has no bottom.
post by RTTP DEPT OF EMPTY BUTTDART VENUES at Dec 11,2014 1:59pm
Working overtime here trying to find and document new empty spaces for SWA to play. They have a video of themselves playing to an empty room in just about every conceivable buttdart venue in northeastern Massachusetts. My wife tells me I need to take some time off, but the resolve of this band to play to a giant empty room surrounded by $1000 worth of PA equipment is just too strong.
oh well... BACK WORRRRHKKMMMRRRYEAAAAH
post by Truth at Dec 11,2014 2:46pm
I'm sure Still Well Angel loves all the free publicity they're getting on here.
Please note that this PM was sent after repeated attempts to alert them of the scam they were participating in and that no actual label representatives would be present.
post by Big Shot Businessman at Dec 11,2014 3:25pm
Whenever I nicely and professionally ask someone to do something, I always make sure to talk shit to them at the same time.
post by LABEL SHOWCASE at Dec 11,2014 3:28pm
There may not have been winners (besides that 15 year old girl that won), but there were certainly losers.
post by wobb rells at Dec 11,2014 3:28pm
the funny thing is, they all know none of that is true. they didnt sell out the place, no body is jealous, the place was not packed. what is he really trying to prove
post by Smoked a Big Cigar and Drove a Cadillac Car at Dec 11,2014 3:28pm
I think this band's outta sight!
post by muddy may sugginz at Dec 11,2014 3:46pm
This band is the goose that laid the golden shit. They just keep giving. I think there can't possibly be any more funny and then someone posts another new thing.
post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 11,2014 3:47pm
"I am asking you nicely and professionally to stop, something something crying on your couch like a doo-doo dumdum head. Ur jelly, hardest-working band, etc. etc. Now here's Robb with some thoughts about cum."
post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 11,2014 3:48pm
>> "it STOPS now"
>> it doesn't stop
post by wobb rells at Dec 11,2014 3:51pm
mike you should have just dropped a "shutup fagget"
post by Sacreligion at Dec 11,2014 3:54pm edited Dec 11,2014 3:55pm
That dude just liked Dumpster Fire's page. Stay tuned for what is sure to be a well-written and professional thesis as to why we suck.
post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 11,2014 3:56pm
I'll just leave this here
"Bass Solo Fun Feat: Robb of SWA"
Come hang out with ROBB of SWA and some of his fellow bassists as they go headstock to headstock to see who will be "king for a day" on the bass! He'd be happy with just being a Prince but he'd be even happier if ALL of you were there to see it representing with your HEADS OF RED!
post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 11,2014 3:59pm
Well, this outta be interesting. I've burned the tips of 3 of my fingers on my "picking" hand. I typically play bass with my fingers (in Still Well Angel I use a pick) but, I guess today... pick it is!
What? You didn't think I'd bail for a few burnt fingers, did ya?
GAME ON! How many "heads of red" will I see tonight?
"When this sucks, here's my preordered excuse as to why"
post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Dec 11,2014 4:08pm
Jesus. Did proper grammar fuck these guys behind a bar when they were drunk? Is that why SWA refuses to have anything to do it?
post by Red Head Redemption at Dec 11,2014 4:09pm
Only our boys in SWA would take a general event like that and make their own page which of course is FEATURING their own player who also happens to be a nobody.
"WOW! I seriously got all warm inside. Even got goosebumps! The amount of sharing for this event is so friggin' AWESOME! I never realized, before, how much support I have. So FUCKING blessed!"
10 WENT
11 MAYBE
1100 INVITED
post by lol $250 at Dec 11,2014 4:15pm
"Charles Berthoud won the contest and received $250."
He could use that $250 to buy a pair of autographed strings from the contest's most prominent loser ROBB WELLS OF STILL WELL ANGELLLLLAAAYYYMRREEYEAH!!!
Or donate to Still Well Angel and double their current GoFundMe total.
post by Don'tFundMe at Dec 11,2014 4:20pm
Robb's plans have more holes in them than his mom's roof.
post by 420 at Dec 11,2014 4:21pm
420 toke up faggets
post by TheRobbWellsUndeletionProject at Dec 11,2014 4:22pm
Only saying you've never instigated an argument or threatened anyone, then deleting this post before you go to the police is real. (My apologies, some of the comments were not expanded.)
post by TheRobbWellsUndeletionProject at Dec 11,2014 4:28pm
To paraphrase shrunken comments:
Robb: "Sully is just an asshole who was mad his friend's band didn't get paid on that benefit! Erick and I had a signed agreement and he knows he broke it!"
Lucia: "Those guys are dicks! Just jealous losers! I am going to blacklist them for doing this and then we'll see where they get!"
post by Reggie Farnsworths balls deep in Robb Wells at Dec 11,2014 5:14pm
Is reggie the igor of SWA? Robb says something and this douche is all over his fake cancer covered micro penis
post by Reggie Farnsworths balls deep in Robb Wells at Dec 11,2014 5:16pm
And who the fuck is this halloween decoration of a woman lucia? Blacklisting bands? FROM WHAT?!?!?! WHAT DOES SHE DO!!?!?! These people disgust me to the point of serious anger.
post by Reggie Farnsworths balls deep in Robb Wells at Dec 11,2014 5:21pm
Blacklisting people from the industry??How can these freaks be so fucking delusional? Its like they are a bunch of little kids playing house. FUCKING AWFUL!
post by Charles Berthoud's 48 string bass at Dec 11,2014 5:36pm
Robb Wells
BASSIST FOR STILL WELL ANGEL = automatic last place.
Stick to wearing gimp masks and your cum collection, because your bass playing is pathetic.
post by r to the o double b at Dec 11,2014 5:52pm
Look at how he's holding his bass in that picture. Seriously. The gimp mask. This a a fifty year old man.
HEAR YE HEAR YE MOTHERFUCKAZ. THE REIGNING BASS CHAMP IS HERE. C.B. 12 STRANGS WITH 250 DEAD MOTHERFUCKIN PRESIDENTS IN MY POCKET.
Lemme tell you basic niggas what's up with Robb Wells. That nigga couldn't out bass me if I jerked off a lawn mower first. That bitch nigga play like Cliff Burton AFTER his ass got flattened. Nigga's slap harmonics sound like Newman from Seinfeld chewing on his own diarrhea.
I'm better than him, Josh Staples, errybody! Especially Josh Staples.
Thanks for letting me post guys. First time long time. Peace love and god homies
post by a really important guy at Dec 11,2014 6:12pm
backed for best rttp thread of all time.
xmikex is batting 1000
post by wobb rells at Dec 11,2014 6:17pm
i get a semi every time i see there is a new post ITT
post by SWA Photoshop Contest at Dec 12,2014 12:11am
Winner gets a a pair of signed guitar strings.
post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 12,2014 12:16am
just got home from practice and I see that this thread has hit 600 posts and 10,000 views. Bova smiles on us all.
post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Dec 12,2014 12:22am
I've known Anders for many years. We met sometime ago when we had a vision (shared by others) of creating a festival that many rock/metal/goth/punk acts would be a part of...The N.E.P.G.M. Festival.
Upon leaving that, Anders and I shared MANY conversations on how we could help our scene. Some of them conversations led to her creating Dark Sky Productions and later led to her becoming an instructor at The SCHOOL OF ROCK - BOSTON.
I am greatly saddened I don't have my little buddy around anymore.
I am still expecting a piece of mail from her. She donated one month of her schools tuition to my benefit show. It's going to be the hardest piece of mail I've ever opened.
Love and miss you buddy!
^^That is what Robb posted when Anderson Lynne Mar passed away. He literally takes credit for her starting her production co.
She actually formed it when a friend quit booking at a place. She had never booked before, so she formed Dark Sky. (From her ACTUAL friend's comments after her death)
He cryptRobbs her legacy, whatever that may have been...to get attention for himself.
Also, no further mention of that supposed envelope or benefit. Ever.
I don't leave home without my legions of fans, rock n roll in my heart and my Peter Grimm haberdashery. I want people to stare at my giant wisdom tooth surgery cheeks so I can save my male pattern baldness mohawk for special occasions.
post by PARTY HARD at Dec 12,2014 12:55am
post by skenster at Dec 12,2014 1:24am
The band sucks. I get that. If they just said, "this is what we do. We like it and we're having fun" I get it
But Robb is such a fucking scum bag. They deserve every word until they kick him the Fuck out.
hey guys, could you save me a KORNER OF THAT CAKEOSS?
post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Dec 12,2014 9:11am
Sorry, all out of CAKEOSS. Wait until tomorrow though, we’re GETTING a BRAND NEW WORLD PREMIER CAKE! With MISPELLED LYRICS! Tune in tomorrow Yeti and get some CAKEKILL CAKELONIS!
The band sucks. I get that. If they just said, "this is what we do. We like it and we're having fun" I get it
But Robb is such a fucking scum bag. They deserve every word until they kick him the Fuck out.
Just the delusion in general - seriously, sucking is one thing, but the sheer "we are literally 5 minutes away from making it in The Biz at ALL TIMES / have somehow paradoxically already made it in The Biz and live rockstar lives while putting up Kickstarters to pay off back cable bills, lotto ticket commitments, etc." of it all is like
post by NYAC at Dec 12,2014 9:35am
NIGGER YOU ARE CORRECT
post by OLD TYME BUTTROCK at Dec 12,2014 9:41am
YOU'VE GOT CANCER AND I DON'T LIKE YOU
YOU'RE NO FRIEND OF MINE
I DON'T LIKE THE CYBERBULLYING YOU DO
YOU'RE NO FRIEND OF MINE
YOU WANT YOUR CANCER MONEY ITS EASY TO SEE
YOU'RE NO FRIEND OF MINE
I TOLD DUMPSTER FIRE TO STAY AWAY FROM ME
YOU'RE NO FRIEND OF MINE
YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN COME AROUND
AND ACT LIKE YOU'RE 18 MONTHS OLD
JUST BECAUSE IT'S YOUR BENEFIT SHOW
DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN HANG AROUND
I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE I POST
LAUGHING AT MY GOFUND ME
DON'T YOU REALIZE YOU'RE DIRT IN BILL MILLMAN'S EYES!!?!!
post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 12,2014 9:42am
post by This So-ee-ong Sucksa at Dec 12,2014 10:36am
A guy playing a tom roll over a bunch of wind sounds for a minute and a half is clutch when you want to push your middling nu metal song towards the six minute mark.
post by Robb's mom's glory holes at Dec 12,2014 10:42am
You think they can't get any worse and then BOOM!!!!! Cykill Cyclonis
post by "Jeee-yust" GO at Dec 12,2014 10:45am
This is so bad the 90's couldn't have handled it. Glad they waited almost 20 years to release it.
post by Coal Chamber OFFICIAL at Dec 12,2014 11:23am
Please don't lump us in with this piece of shit local band. We played Ozzfest. Main stage and earned our braids & Jncos. To play with Still Well Angel would be career suicide or dare I say it.... mmmmmmmrrrrLOCO!
post by Correct form of your/you're at Dec 12,2014 11:25am
YI'VE HAD ENOUGH, U GOT ME FEELIN UR SIKO
post by Still Born Assholes at Dec 12,2014 11:35am
"Feelin you are (you're) psycho?" and used your/you're incorrectly
ORRRR
"Feeling your psyscho" - which uses pyscho as a noun and therefor makes no absoutely sense.
????
I can understand messing up this grammar in a quick post online or something but... How is the rest of the band completely fine with their LYRIC video being blantantly incorrect.
MIND = BLOWN
post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Dec 12,2014 11:40am
Well you’ve got the undercooked clone twins who probably one share one malformed brain. Guitarist is like 20 and so he probably doesn’t know better(I’m sure Fetus 1 and Fetus 2 and Robb Balls all talk up how much they know about “the industry” all the time to make him think they know better). And Robb is convinced that lying online and Kool-Aid hair dye are gonna get them signed.
Basically I’m saying this is a gaggle of magnificently stupid assholes.
post by Robb's Theoretical Domino at Dec 12,2014 11:45am
Grammar is clearly not their strong suit. But what do I know? There KHAOS has taking me!
I was at that bass competition. The SWA bassist was the last guy. It was very confusing/terrible and he tried to compensate by walking across tables and trying to be "in your face." I don't think anyone knew what to make of it so we all stood still and didn't make any noise like he was a wild bear and we didn't want him seeing us.
A+ thread.
post by undefinedagnst at Dec 12,2014 2:12pm
Am I the only one who kinda wants to take one of Robbs workshops? I can't imagine how dumb it would be.
post by stillwillangEEEYEEEEAHHHLL at Dec 12,2014 2:17pm
I was at that bass competition. The SWA bassist was the last guy. It was very confusing/terrible and he tried to compensate by walking across tables and trying to be "in your face." I don't think anyone knew what to make of it so we all stood still and didn't make any noise like he was a wild bear and we didn't want him seeing us.
we need to commission Smaug to interview Robb Wells.
post by Sully Paul Sullivan at Dec 12,2014 3:05pm
Hi Everybody, Loving this thread. So from that back and forth I had with Rob I got a lot of anti Robb fan mail. All that stuff I posted during our little spat was stuff that was sent to me and I put it up as I got. I just got this and it is the best one I've gotten so far. After watching I have decided to accept Robb's musical challenge though I play no instruments. Ladies and Gentlemen I give you Robb's bass solo video
post by Bass Solo No Fun at All at Dec 12,2014 3:33pm
It sounds like he has never actually heard music, but someone described it to him a few years ago and his memory is a little foggy about what they said.
post by ouchdrummer at Dec 12,2014 3:40pm edited Dec 12,2014 3:40pm
oh my fucking god. It's a really slow day at my office, so i just read this entire thread. This really makes my day. So dude was in State of Correction and not State of Corruption right? I'm surprisingly not familiar with the former, but am sadly familiar with the latter.
and also YES, Wren admits to not liking a band. Mind = blown. I'll never be the same.
post by Slow Clap at Dec 12,2014 3:41pm
Sully just made my entire week. That solo is astonishing! It's like something you'd find when you end in that weird part of youtube at 3am after 1/2 a handle of vodka. I'm going to have to watch it again to make sure I didn't make it up in my head...
I just tried to do everyone a favor, and linked to this thread on their FB page... which I'm certain has been done about a dozen times by you animals already, but it's fun to participate!
post by The Talentless Robb Wells at Dec 12,2014 3:49pm
I just tried to do everyone a favor, and linked to this thread on their FB page... which I'm certain has been done about a dozen times by you animals already, but it's fun to participate!
ya they know about the thead. aaron is awaiting a demand by the department of homeland security to shut down this thread immediately.
I just tried to do everyone a favor, and linked to this thread on their FB page... which I'm certain has been done about a dozen times by you animals already, but it's fun to participate!
ya they know about the thead. aaron is awaiting a demand by the department of homeland security to shut down this thread immediately.
Inb4 classically mysterious anon shows up with "I think this guy is really good. You guys just sound jealous" that we are expected to believe is not Robb.
post by old wise man on a hill at Dec 12,2014 4:06pm
******MEDIA RELEASE******MEDIA RELEASE******
"Breathe out... loud"!
Here it is, friends. The brand new SINGLE/lyric video for single Cykill Cyclonis. #2 of 6 to be release before March 27, 2015.
Enjoy and feel free to SHARE it with ALL of your friends!
through parts of that video it sounds like someone else off-camera deliberately playing like shit. I'd wear a mask too if I was that much of an embarrassment.
through parts of that video it sounds like someone else off-camera deliberately playing like shit. I'd wear a mask too if I was that much of an embarrassment.
Wait, you don't wear a mask? That's actually your face? I khed, i khed.
post by State of Confusions at Dec 12,2014 4:19pm
How on earth did he pass an audition? Even for goddamn Stinkwell he is atrocious.
post by GREELEY PAULZA at Dec 12,2014 4:24pm
It was a record setting crowd for him, he's just vibing MMMMMHHHEEEYYYUUNNNNNN
post by Still Well Aril at Dec 12,2014 4:31pm
They are Khand enough to let me shred the keys for them on an upcoming release.
post by Jasper Stillwell at Dec 12,2014 4:36pm
Robbs ***MEDIA RELEASE*** has 8 comments. 6 are Robb. 2 are Reggie.
post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 12,2014 4:38pm
Watching that solo when I get home is going to be the crowning moment of what has already been a banner week. I've got goosebumps from the anticipation.
post by Drop My Name Out Ya Mouth! at Dec 12,2014 4:38pm
Not bad for 13k fans... Let's hear it for Still Well Casualty
post by Rawb the Khaosenizer at Dec 12,2014 4:42pm
Somehow Scott Stapp believing he's a CIA assassin is actually still less absurd than SWA's claims of fame and WORLD DOMINATIOONNYEAH
post by I hope this band crashes their mini van on tour ... idiot ... at Dec 13,2014 6:01am
Heavy dirty guitar chugs, unforgettable lyrics, blistering drums, raw energy and passion are just a few words to describe Still Well Angel, a four person hard rock/metal band from outside the Boston area. They have taken their four personas and created one power group. Music is their life; they dream it, eat it, and they put their hearts into every song they write and every performance they give. Delivering an unforgettable live show with catchy radio tunes you can sing along to.
Still Well Angel was formed by twin brothers Singer/Guitarist Sean and Drummer Stephen Chicarello. Gathering some friends to play the bass and guitar they started hitting the local scene hard playing local festivals such as Hemp Fest, Laconia Bike Week, Charlestown Music Fest, Controlled Chaos Arts & Music Festival and New England Punk, Goth, and Metal Fest. After a few months of performing the bands local status started to grow and lead the band to share the stage with national recording artists Powerman 5000, Ra, Adema, The Misfits, Nonpoint, Nullset, Tantric and Drowning Pool.
In the fall of 2010 they decided to head to the studio to record a 6 song EP, “The Khaos is Coming”. They took the winter months to record and in February 2011 released their EP, with great success. They returned to the big stage with Hinder and Saving Abel and toured New England promoting their EP. That summer they also got to share the stage with national artists, Candlebox, Alterbridge, and Theory of a Deadman. In the fall of 2011, to help promote their upcoming Halloween show with Hed PE, the guys partnered with local radio station CNEU to do a meet and greet with fans and live interview. In October Still Well Angel was named CNEU’s “Band of the Month”.
It was then Still Well Angel got the attention of Sweet Sounds Music and Management and in September 2012 they signed a 2-year contract with Sweet Sounds Music and Management. The contract included a worldwide distribution deal with “Republic One” for their 4 song EP “The Kalm Before the Khaos”. On Tuesday Jan 8, 2013 their EP was released by Sweet Sounds/Republic digitally worldwide on iTunes USA, Japan, Canada, Asia, Australia, Emusic and on iHeartRadio. After the release of the EP their social media blew up with over 10,000 likes on Facebook. That same month they were nominated for a Cider Award for “Best Band Outside of the Vermont and New Hampshire Area” and were awarded “Band of the Year” from CNEU Radio. A couple of months later they were featured as a musical guest on “Fox 25's Scorch's PFGTV”.
As spring approached Still Well Angel met Robb Wells, a local bass player who was known in the scene for his killer chops and stage presence. They hit the road once again in a 9 state east coast tour to promote their EP. Throughout the summer they became a featured Artist on the “NECN Morning Show” and their single “Devour and Carry On” was picked up by a Grammy committee member and submitted for a 2013 Grammy Nomination in “Best Metal Performance 2013” category. August 2013 came and the hunt was on for a new lead guitar player. It only took one week for the guys to meet basement dweller and lead guitarist Matt Chasse. The four guys got together and it was love at first jam. The new Still Well Angel put together 12 killer tunes and decided to hit the studio to put out their debut full album “No Halo”. They headed to Woodshop Productions with engineer Charlie Borruso. Woodshop Productions has worked with such artist as Godsmack, Ugly Kid Joe's project Another Animal, Hip-Hop Legend DMC of Run DMC and The Mad Fisherman Charlie Moore, guitar legend Gary Hoey, and Hip-Hop Legend "DJ Johnny Juice" of Public Enemy. In between recording sessions the band promoted a preview of their new CD “No Halo” with a mini seven state tour along with several stops in the New England. After a few months of recording it was the off to M-Works in Cambridge, Ma to meet Jonathan Wyner, Chief Mastering Engineer and Company President. Jonathan has mastered more than 5000 CD's during his 25 year career spanning every musical idiom (and some non-musical idioms as well!). His credits range from the extremely well known James Taylor to David Bowie, Aerosmith and Kiri Te Kanawa.
Charity and giving back is very important to Still Well Angel. On March 5th 2011, Still Well Angel teamed up with the Kiwanis Club of Manchester for the Krocks Battle of the Bands. The local high school bands used Still Well Angel’s equipment and on stage performing knowledge. All money raised was then donated to local nonprofit youth organizations. This partnership continued for three years. In April 2011 they began performing shows to help Stop the Bleeding, an organization that raises money for under-funded homeless shelters, battered women shelters, and any organizations providing support for the homeless. 100% of the proceeds from all Stop the Bleeding shows are donated to these various shelters. In May 2011 Still Well Angel performed at Woofstock, a charity music festival put on by White Mountain Foster & Rescue, a non-profit organization which saves and places dogs and puppies in forever homes. In April of 2012 the band took part in a concert with Day Tripper Entertainment to support the 2012 JDRF Boston Walk to Cure Diabetes. In August of 2012 the guys headed to Vermont for Hunger Fest to help raise money for the Fall Mountain Food Shelf. They then joined with New England Concerts for the 1st Annual Merrimack Valley Music Festival which showcased some of the best original rock and metal bands from the Merrimack Valley. A portion of the money from each ticket sold was donated to National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. Shortly before Christmas 2012 Still Well Angel and CNEU Rock Radio joined together for Metal for Tots where they collected toys for Toys for Tots. They also donated Still Well Angel t-shirts for an online auction and fundraising charity raising money for Hurricane Sandy Relief. In December 2013, Still Well Angel collecte
post by God sucks cock at Dec 13,2014 11:46am
Alright let's be serious for a minute here. Which is the better band? State of corrections or still birth angel? Better yet who had the better frontman?
post by Sully Paul Sullivan at Dec 13,2014 12:18pm
I have easily watched this 20 times. Every time I notice a new person making an awesome face, It's the gift that keeps on giving
post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 13,2014 12:46pm
Man, this is the thread that keeps on giving. I take everything back, the spirit of Christmas is real.
It's amazing that they don't get how sad, pathetic, and unprofessional posts like this look. It's not even really funny, except in the way that horribly mind breaking things can be; it's like being in college freshman year, being stuck with the weird kid as a roommate, and walking in one day to find him dryfucking the stuffed animal he's way too old to have. You have no choice but to laugh.
tl;dr, Still Well Angel is like walking in on a fat guy rubbing his nuts on a Pikachu doll.
post by the greatest bass player of our generation at Dec 13,2014 1:01pm
i didn't make the cut
i didn't have the right chops
or any reliable form of transportation
these guys were pro
demanded the best
the pick of the classifieds litter
must love Dio, Priest and Maiden
they were searching for an axeman
sweet vox a plus
for immediate, constant pro-gigging
they didn't like my attitude
didn't like my vox or my drug abuse and ego
they were the worst
must love Dio, Priest and Maiden
we have connections in the industry
stage presence is a must
and you must love Dio, Priest and Maiden
no attitudes or drugs
they fucking sucked
and called me a drunk
i didn't want to join them anyway
their logo stunk
and their songs were bad
and their gear wasn't even pro
must love Dio, Priest and Maiden
we have connections in the industry
stage presence is a must
and you must love Dio, Priest and Maiden
no attitudes or drugs
post by RTTP Department of Haiku at Dec 13,2014 9:24pm
Like a breath of life
into a dying web site
you circum to me
I am greatly saddened I don't have my little buddy around anymore.
I am still expecting a piece of mail from her. She donated one month of her schools tuition to my benefit show. It's going to be the hardest piece of mail I've ever opened.
Love and miss you buddy!
^^That is what Robb posted when Anderson Lynne Mar passed away.
He cryptRobbs her legacy, whatever that may have been...to get attention for himself.
Also, no further mention of that supposed envelope or benefit. Ever.
So she passed away, and this asshole talks about how he is still expecting to get money from her, now that's fucked.
Why-a you gotta to no respecta my goo ' frenn' Robbbbbbb?! He givea me da job an'a he givea me da StillaWellaAngelino shoit. Ah'ma da stagea manegehrr'- joahsta looka my beepah onna my belt. I getta da wahdda, I getta da towletta, ah'ma da secooooridy & ah'ma da leeentabrrrroooosh guy forra whena da hat she getsa da dohrrty!
Why-a you gotta to no respecta my goo ' frenn' Robbbbbbb?! He givea me da job an'a he givea me da StillaWellaAngelino shoit. Ah'ma da stagea manegehrr'- joahsta looka my beepah onna my belt. I getta da wahdda, I getta da towletta, ah'ma da secooooridy & ah'ma da leeentabrrrroooosh guy forra whena da hat she getsa da dohrrty!
RTTP faggets wasting their time talking about other people again. I guess some people will never mature past the age of 16...
We're having a great time exposing a band that used a cancer victim's misery to (unsuccessfully) promote their own shitty band. How's your afternoon going?
I assume the band is busy negotiating a MAJOR LABEL contract in which the label promises to let them open for PRO NATIONAL RECORDING ARTIST at a regional showcase...
Or they couldn't afford their internet service bill due to the kickstarter campaign failing.
"Media Release" liked by "Helping Pages Get Fans" and 16 others.
https://www.facebook.com/helpingpagegetfans
The video of Robb's bass solo on my band page with a lowly 390 fans has twice as many likes and comments as their "media release." I tried explaining to them that more people hate them than actually like their music but they remain unphased. I am actually impressed in an awkward way.
post by Grammy Nominated Song at Dec 16,2014 3:12pm
http://stillwellangelmusic.com/SWA/band Throughout the summer they became a featured Artist on the “NECN Morning Show” and their single “Devour and Carry On” was picked up by a Grammy committee member and submitted for a 2013 Grammy Nomination in “Best Metal Performance 2013” category.
post by gwammy at Dec 16,2014 3:24pm
well...sadly, they probably had a chance:
Anthrax, ‘I’m Alive’
Halestorm, ‘Love Bites (So Do I)’
Iron Maiden, ‘Blood Brothers’
Lamb of God, ‘Ghost Walking’
Marilyn Manson, ‘No Reflection’
Megadeth, ‘Whose Life (Is It Anyways?)’
post by Rich Bova's Personal Assistant Christopher at Dec 16,2014 10:49pm
Ahem.... THERE IS ONLY ONE GRAMMY WORTHY BAND IN NEW ENGLAND
post by Charles Berthouds extreme tapping. at Dec 16,2014 11:44pm
That video of Rob Wells trying to solo is so hard to watch.........holy shit. I feel bad for the dude. Personally Id hope someone would tell me I sucked and to go back to the drawing board maybe learn how to play the instrument. Im still cringing. wow
post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Dec 17,2014 8:27am
I'm genuinely curious what the rest of the band thinks about this whole shit storm that is Rawb. I haven't seen a single one of them come to his or the bands defense.
post by Charles Berthouds slam death bass drops at Dec 17,2014 1:32pm
That fat chick in the corner of the bar putting her hands in her face laughing sums it alllllll up.
post by Faggot Gay Santa at Dec 17,2014 1:44pm
post by Blake Judd at Dec 17,2014 1:49pm
Hey Still Well Angel, this is rockin. I feel you have the talent to succeed in today's underground metal scene. Can I handle t-shirt and merch for you?
Regards,
Blake.
post by DatPackedHouseAtWestEndJohnniesTho at Dec 17,2014 1:50pm
post by DatPackedHouseAtWestEndJohnniesTho at Dec 17,2014 1:51pm
See also:
post by Tsarnaevbog at Dec 17,2014 2:13pm
Don't care, RTTP is relevant to no more than 7 people.
I'm genuinely curious what the rest of the band thinks about this whole shit storm that is Rawb. I haven't seen a single one of them come to his or the bands defense.
Judging by that picture it looks like they spend their limited time off from the band at many gay bars together. Do they really walk around wearing that shit? or is that part of their "STAGE ATTIRE"? WELLMAS....you fuckin kidding me?
I'm genuinely curious what the rest of the band thinks about this whole shit storm that is Rawb. I haven't seen a single one of them come to his or the bands defense.
14657 views says NIGGER YOU ARE MISTAKEN
post by NYAAC at Dec 18,2014 6:11pm
NIGGER YOU ARE ALMOST CORRECT
post by That video at Dec 18,2014 8:01pm
I just cannot get through it.
post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Dec 19,2014 9:03am
I notice that Robb and Co. suddenly shifted their "second puzzle piece" to Monday instead of today. Aww, is the world not paying enough attention to the big rock stars?
post by ENOUGH at Dec 19,2014 9:17am
YOU GUYS HAD YOUR FUN BUT ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, YOU DICKBAGS NEED TO GROW UP AND GET A FUCKING LIFE, THIS IS MY BUSINESS, MY PASSION, I DONT NEED ASSHOLES TRYING TO MAKE US LOOK BAD BECAUSE YOU ARE A BUNCH OF JEALOUS CUM JUNKIES. SWA IS A BRAND AND WE ARE GOING SOMEWHERE, DONT BELIEVE ME COME TO ONE OF OUR SHOWS AND BE PREPARED TO BE AMAZED. YOU FAGGTS WILL BE KISSING OUR ASSES VERY SOON.
YOU GUYS HAD YOUR FUN BUT ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, YOU DICKBAGS NEED TO GROW UP AND GET A FUCKING LIFE, THIS IS MY BUSINESS, MY PASSION, I DONT NEED ASSHOLES TRYING TO MAKE US LOOK BAD BECAUSE YOU ARE A BUNCH OF JEALOUS CUM JUNKIES. SWA IS A BRAND AND WE ARE GOING SOMEWHERE, DONT BELIEVE ME COME TO ONE OF OUR SHOWS AND BE PREPARED TO BE AMAZED. YOU FAGGTS WILL BE KISSING OUR ASSES VERY SOON.
YOU GUYS HAD YOUR FUN BUT ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, YOU DICKBAGS NEED TO GROW UP AND GET A FUCKING LIFE, THIS IS MY BUSINESS, MY PASSION, I DONT NEED ASSHOLES TRYING TO MAKE US LOOK BAD BECAUSE YOU ARE A BUNCH OF JEALOUS CUM JUNKIES. SWA IS A BRAND AND WE ARE GOING SOMEWHERE, DONT BELIEVE ME COME TO ONE OF OUR SHOWS AND BE PREPARED TO BE AMAZED. YOU FAGGTS WILL BE KISSING OUR ASSES VERY SOON.
post by TheRobbWellsUndeletionProject at Dec 19,2014 9:42am
We have all lost our discounts at Peter Grimm Hats. They are no longer accepting promo code "SWA".
post by ENOUGH at Dec 19,2014 11:03am
WHERE IS YOUR ENDORSEMEANT ASSHOLE? THATS WHAT I THOUGHT I AM THE HARDEST WORKING MUSICIAN IN THIS SCENE TRYING TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE THROUGH MUSIC IF YOU DO NOT COME TO ONE OF SWA AMAZING SHOWS DO NOT TALK SHIT FUCK YOU IM DONE
post by Beavis and/or Butthead at Dec 19,2014 11:04am
Verdict: the real Robb is much too busy using the diplomatic approach of emailing Aaron to complain that strangers are being mean to him and using his own videos against him. SO FAR VERY EFFECTIVE.
post by ALMOST PLAYED THE CENTRUM MAYBE at Dec 19,2014 12:17pm
Verdict: the real Robb is much too busy using the diplomatic approach of emailing Aaron to complain that strangers are being mean to him and using his own videos against him. SO FAR VERY EFFECTIVE.
Dont forget going to the police and then being laughed at by said police.
Verdict: the real Robb is much too busy using the diplomatic approach of emailing Aaron to complain that strangers are being mean to him and using his own videos against him. SO FAR VERY EFFECTIVE.
Dont forget going to the police and then being laughed at by said police.
I am fairly certain that actually happened.
post by RTTP DEPARTMENT OF THREAD ANALYSIS at Dec 19,2014 12:27pm
You guys need to find something else to do. Believe it or not, there is a world outside of RTTP!
post by RTTP OFFICIAL MID-AFTERNOON RESPONSE at Dec 19,2014 1:00pm
Industrial is all about ravers doing the macarena now.
post by You just watched at Dec 19,2014 7:39pm
A compilation of "cyber-goths" "dancing" set to Combichrist's *official* remix of Morbid Angel's Destructos vs. the Earth, off of that Illud Divinum Insanus album or whatever it's called.
In any case, my mom is both cooler and has more music biz savvy than all 4 members of SWA, combined into some sort of butt rock Voltron.
Butt Rock Voltron should be a Dumpster Fire song.
post by Never Been Done Before at Dec 22,2014 9:58am
Woooo, who's excited for the next puzzle piece?! Are we all getting together for a cd release party when this hits the shelves?
post by Slappah da bass -- YEAH! at Dec 22,2014 10:03am
Butt Rock Voltron should definitely be a song title for Dumpster Fire.
post by Steel Wells Anal at Dec 23,2014 5:37pm
I'm legitimately sad this thread petered out. Hopefully for Christmas, Rawhide will give us the gift of laughter by being a cunt in a place we can all see.
post by King Angelstool at Dec 23,2014 5:56pm
WE ARE THE GREATEST PAY TO PLAY FAGGETS OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
post by YOU PEOPLE FUCKING SUCK at Dec 24,2014 11:03am
YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU PEOPLE FUCKING SUCK, GET A FUCKING LIFE, I AM A ROCKSTAR AND YOU ARE NOT!
post by Troll or Rawbby at Dec 24,2014 11:25am
There's only one way to be sure if that's really someone from SWA posting or a troll. If they know what everyone in the band's dick tastes like, its really one of them.
post by Tim Riley at Dec 26,2014 3:36pm
I'd like to try out for bass. Vacant Eyes realized they didn't need me.
WHY DID YOU TELL US HUNDREDS WOULD BE THERE??
WHY DID YOU ORDER A TEN THOUSAND DOLLAR STAGE??
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT MEDIA PEOPLE WERE INTERVIEWING YOU??
WHY DID YOU SELL TABLES TO SPONSORS FOR $40 A POP WHEN NOONE WAS COMING??
WHY DID YOU CALL ME A CUNT WHEN YOU WERE CALLED OUT ABOUT IT??
WHY DID YOU THREATEN TO SUE ME AFTER COSTING MY FAMILY AND I MONEY TO COME TO THIS DEBACLE??
WHY ROBB, WHY?!?
"CUZ I GOT NOOOO....HALOOOO!! AND I GOT CANCER, KINDA!!"
post by Halo suffocation buttholemachine at Dec 27,2014 9:16pm
We managed to play a show this weekend and didn't get Spitfired from the industry.
post by Anti-benefit at Dec 29,2014 3:46pm
How much money did you lovely gents charge to perform this benefit? There's no way it brought in more negative money than other benefits I've recently heard about.
post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Dec 30,2014 10:14am
Raw Balls and the rest of Stillborn Angels have been really quiet lately. I haven't even seen Robb going off about what a bunch of queers anyone is. What do you think's up? Are we waiting for that BIG MEDIA RELEASE about their signing to Bill Millman's "Like My Nuts" label or are they about to kick out Robb?
FUCK ALL OF YOU JEALOUS LOOSERS! JEALOUS OF ROBB AND SWA AND ALL OF THEIR SUCCESS WHILE YOU FAT FUCKS SIT IN YOUR BASEMENTA BEATING YOUR MEAT WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO! MEANWHILE I MADE A SWEET TRIBUTE VIDEO TO THE BEST BAND EVER FROM MASSACHUSETTS!!!
Dumpster Fire for president! Looking forward to the next video.
post by Sully Paul Sullivan at Dec 30,2014 12:06pm
That could be it for videos, after the whole thing went down with me and Rawb, He ran right to his only buddy Reggie Farnsworth. Mikey is putting togethr all the PMs right know. They come complete with a song about Dumpster Fire written by the man himself, which I will be turning in to a Dumpster Fire song!
post by Sacreligion at Dec 30,2014 12:13pm edited Dec 30,2014 12:17pm
There is some really good stuff in here. There is a lot with Lady Spitfire as well but that conversation is like 50 images and I am not sure I have the patience to organize that right now.
Halfway through we decided we wanted to try to get in the Special Thanks section of their new CD so we tried to keep it reasonable instead of just making it as ridiculous as possible.
There is some really good stuff in here. There is a lot with Lady Spitfire as well but that conversation is like 50 images and I am not sure I have the patience to organize that right now.
http://imgur.com/a/wTwxX
A+ GOLD!!!!!!
post by Deep Fried Mac and Cheese Bawls at Dec 30,2014 1:04pm
I'm guessing the new Dumpster Fire song will be a sing-a-long with those lyrics.
Anytime we suspected he might have been sniffing us out we just catered to his ego and he forgot about it.
post by wat at Dec 30,2014 1:13pm
they couldn't pay waaf $200 to play their song hahahahahahahahahahaha
post by Frank Cotton in Hell at Dec 30,2014 1:31pm
Reading those images is almost as painful as the music itself. BTW, did you hear they're big in the UK and Egypt now?
post by Boston Methuen = Same place at Dec 30,2014 2:39pm
Im amazed the rest of this gay band hasnt kicked out the mighty Rob Wells yet. Its truly sad that people like this exist. How the hell is this douche king married?!?!? The raptor riding the great white while shooting an uzi rules.
post by Sully Paul Sullivan at Dec 30,2014 2:43pm
In his defense that Dumpster Fire song isprobably the best song he's ever had anything to do with
post by Still well, holding onto the 90's at Dec 30,2014 2:53pm
I'd agree Sully, if he didn't also help spawn this thread.
post by Charles Berthoud's custom Warwick fretless bass at Dec 30,2014 8:13pm
"PLUS, here and ONLY on here will you learn about EXCLUSIVE parties like the one planned for August 3 in Manchester (area) IF I win this bass solo competition.
Peace and stay tuned!"
TOO BAD ROBBIE BOY!!!!
What the was he thinking? Winning the bass competition? With this pantyhose rape mask, and random strumming? Nope. what a fucking ASSHOLE
Keep calm and realize that there is a NEW bass solo video coming soon.
post by What an asshole at Dec 30,2014 8:17pm
"This page is soley set up for YOU!!! If your reading this then you must be one of the cooler kids around because, this page is for those who wanna get in on some extra things most others don't get the chance for in regards to Still Well Angel or myself.
So, tell me, what do YOU wanna see more of, on this page?"
post by Rob Well's Bass solo at Dec 30,2014 8:30pm
Blah dun da dun dant dunsaefhuishgaliuh3etry2189y39hqeiofahejksfnkn " HEY!!"oiehsagh382hr dungsnnkdgjaljlgjeoirj "HEEEEAAY" oiheisofdojfisojidojfskdjfljsljkdfklsjdgjibupih3wiu "HEY!!". I cannot describe the cringe that watching that video causes, but its impossible to look away. A spastic 6 year old child could pick up the bass and play better then this dude.
post by paulgreeley at Dec 30,2014 9:13pm
The boys from Dumpster fire deserve a fucking statue or a WB contract for their Reggie masquerade.Well done boys.I tip my bedazzled cowboy hat to you!
post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Dec 31,2014 2:03am
FLOORED by the Reggie Trolling...
KATFISH OF KHAOS!!!
"I never said anything homophobic....only literally every 2nd word in my angry response to those "6 people on RTTP"
*Dead* @ "Put me in the liner notes"
post by Rawb's bass strings at Dec 31,2014 10:40am
Ugghhhh please change me! I'm filled with shame and almost cancer.
post by THE CYBER POLICE at Dec 31,2014 1:44pm
ATTENTION CITIZENS, THIS IS SAAAHGENT HAGHERTY OF THA CYBA POLICE MELROSE DIVISION. THIS THREAD IS BEIN CHAARGED WITH THE FOLLOWIN COUNTS -
ONE COUNT IMPERSONATIN SLAPSHOT
ONE COUNT ENGAGING A DUMPSTER FIRE WITHOUT A PERMIT
AND ONE COUNT FA HARRASSIN A FAHKIN RETAAAAHD AS WE BELIEVE MR WELLS TO BE
MR PEPELIS HAS BEEN ORDA-ED TO TURN IN ALL HIS FLOPPY DISKS AND TRANSCRIPTS OF SAID EVENTS OR WE WILL BUST HIS ASS ON ABSTRUCTSHION A JUSTICE. I WOULD LIKE EVERYONE TO VACATE THE THREAD WHICH IS NOW AN ACTIVE CRIME SCENE UNTIL WHICH TIME YOU ARE CLEEEYAHED TO RETURN FAHKIN... HENCEFORTH. THANK YOU.
It takes a special kind of person to list Lil Wayne, Madball, Nile, Lady Gaga, and Godsmack in their influences. Then have the song be whatever the fuck that was I just heard.
post by KING ROOFHOLESTEEL at Jan 1,2015 2:37pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I AM THE GREATEST ROOF HOLE OF ALL TIME!! I'M DRIPPING ON ROBB'S MOTHER'S HEAD RIGHT NOW!! MOLD IS GETTING INTO HER WALLS!!! THE ONLY THING SHE HAS TO STOP ME IS AN OLD CROCKPOT AND A FAGGET SON WHO CAN'T RAISE ANY MONEY!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
post by Sacreligion at Jan 1,2015 2:58pm edited Jan 1,2015 3:03pm
Forgot about this little chestnut. A conversation from 2011 between Sully and Robb. Robb had gone online and said some terrible things about the Lucky Dog and its owner. He booked the club for a whole weekend for a benefit show for his deceased drummer. When nobody came out and the show made no money, delusional Robb Wells convinced himself that the club must have been stealing, because he is too big of a rock star for something he is involved in to fail.
My favorite thing about bands like SWA is how many terrible hardcore bands full of 20 somethings there are that can organize national/international tours and play to more people in 1 show than SWA has combined in their entire career. And then act like it never happened.
Did those guys attend the "Legitimizing your worthless merch through framing it" seminar by Graveside Service? GROWN MEN OF THE WORLD: GIVE UP ON YOUR NU-METAL BANDS!!!
post by Reggie needs your help at Jan 2,2015 1:52pm
Any Boston dates announced for their megatour yet?
post by pissing blazers at Jan 2,2015 3:14pm
original hilarious tour schedule has since been redacted. pretty sure they are still playing drafters in dudley this spring though. so far this is how their worldwide east cost mega khaos tour is shaping up.
Friday, April 3- Maine
Saturday, April 4- Maine
Wednesday, April 8- Maine
Friday, April 10- Vermont
Saturday, April 11- Vermont
Wednesday, April 15th - New Hampshire
Friday, April 17- New Hampshire
Saturday, April 18- New Hampshire
Thurs, April 23rd-Massachusetts
Friday, April 24- Massachusetts
Saturday, April 25- Massachusetts
Friday, May 1- Rhode Island
Saturday, May 2- Rhode Island
Friday, May 8- Connecticut
Saturday, May 9- Connecticut
Thurs, May 14th- Connecticut
Friday, May 15- New Jersey
Saturday, May 16- New Jersey
Friday, May 22- (Upper) New York
Saturday, May 23- (Mid) New York
Sunday, May 24- (Lower) New York
Friday, June 12th- Pennsylvania
Saturday, June 13- Pennsylvania
Thurs ,June 18th- Maryland
Friday, June 19th- Maryland
Sat, June 20th -Washington, D.C.
Sun, June 21st- Richmond, Virginia
Tues, June 23rd- Virginia Beach, Virginia
Weds, June 24th- Virginia
Thurs, June 25th- North Carolina
Fri, June 26th- North Carolina
Sat, June 27th- North Carolina
Fri, July 17th- South Carolina
Saturday, July 18th- South Carolina
Sunday, July 19th- Georgia
Tues, July 21st- Georgia
Weds, July 22nd- Alabama
Thurs, July 23rd- Alabama
Friday, July 24th- Florida
Saturday, July 25th- Florida
Sunday, July 26th- Florida
Due to their advanced age, Florida may actually be their final resting ground.
post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Jan 2,2015 4:51pm
I have to laugh at them thinking there'll be two venues in Rhode Island looking to book them on back to back nights.
This tour itinerary looks like it was drafted by a retarded 13 year old with a crayon. "I WANNA GO TO FLORDA!"
post by Rob Wells needs xanex badly at Jan 2,2015 9:19pm
Those pictures from the American Legion Birthday party/show.........(practice)?!??!?! oh my. SWA cake????
post by Robbs Navy buddy at Jan 2,2015 10:27pm
About
Hello friends and welcome to my world! Here we will ban together as we strive for world domination!
Are you ready?
Biography
Well, I'll start off with my arrival back into New England, Manchester, NH to be exact where I joined the metal band THYK (pronounced thick). We did good for a band of four years (me playing the fifth and last). Got record label interest but due to some "personal issues" the band fell apart never to re-form again.
After THAT happened, rhythm guitarist and I went on to form a new project enlisting a young lead guitarist and drummer to form (what would later be known as State Of Corrections) Pro-Deth (after a month it became Face Plant then Hidden Agenda), a thrash metal band. Never finding the right drummer the band split off to do other things. Rhythm guitarist went BACK to THYK lead singer/rhythm guitarist and formed a new band. Lead guitarist and I went on to join Anger Rising (on Screaming Ferret Wreckords).
With Anger Rising fast climbing the local charts, they too caught the interest of record companies. And guess what? Yup, similar story as the first one. Get a little success and it goes to some heads.
With Anger Rising now done I felt more motivated to pick up where rhythm guitarist and I left off prior to A.R., fixing Hidden Agenda by getting the best drummer possible.
Well, January 1st of 2010 we brought on Rique, changed the name to State Of Corrections and wrecked shop!
S.O.C. went on to play with many nationals/internationals on some of the biggest stages on the East Coast. Massive fan base. Took over the charts on Reverb Nations and got an offer, 9 MONTHS into being a band, to sign with Decca Records in 2011. Unfortunately, we had to turn it down due to untimely passing of Rique, our drummer.
Determined not to quit I press forward with hopes of finding the right friends/brothers (or sister) to take over the world with.
Well, to continue the journeys tale, after playing a mini tour, down South, with the band Still Well Angel. After having a couple of months separate us, afterwards, as "things got done", I returned, full time, to kick the ass of EVERYONE who hears/sees us... and we'll do it with love!
Here's to ANOTHER chapter in the journey (and quest for world domination) of...Robb Wells.
Description
I'm "THAT" dude who likes to melt face with his bass! Ayup. I love what I do and I do what I love. Everything in between is time killer.
Band Interests
Making friends while dominating the world!
Artists We Also Like
Metallica, Megadeth, Motley Crue, Poison, Slayer, Dangerous Toys, Beethoven, Billy Joel, Elton John, Tchaikovsky, Mozart, L.A. Guns, fuck it! This list can keep going on and on and on and on...
post by whaaaat thhhheee fuuuu at Jan 2,2015 10:40pm
Reggie Farnsworth has been blocked and reported to Facebook. No longer allowed to post on any groups or pages. It is a sad day for America, and therefore, the world. :(
I wish I had the knowledge and foresight in the biz to book the last dates of my tour half a country away and not play any shows on the way back.
A 4-month one-way tour down the East Coast, so good. At that rate it would take them an entire year to cover the U.S. (ending up in Seattle presumably).
Did they record every song off of this album at different times in entirely different studios? None of the production sounds remotely the same. Sweet Murica though.
Sean fucks up his own lyrics at 4:07 when he rhymes "drums they beat" with "hearts they beat" and realizes that he shouldn't have let Robb write the lyrics. Definitely doesn't say "hearts they beat."
Nothing screams PROFESSIONAL BAND like a giant Historical Film Archive watermark all over your serious metal video.
Also, dying laughing over "Flag the Air." Trying to land that sweet Godsmack National Guard endorsement cash $$$
post by mind goat at Jan 6,2015 12:39pm
it is worse when you can actually read the text... it is like the worst bolt thrower lyrics mangled with disturbed riffs and iron maiden thrown in for good measure.
Hey, Still Well Angel! Will you do a version of our jingle for us?!?
We have first dibs on a SWA jingle!
post by No Halo Productions at Jan 6,2015 1:39pm
It sounds like Iced Earth if everyone had downs syndrome
post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Jan 6,2015 2:34pm
One on one
They keep on coming
Head for the (ir??) Hills
They keep on running
Clenching their fists
With all of their might
Making their way
They won't stop
They won't stop to fight
Song is..."No Retreat"
*Head bashes desk*
Sounds like 'their hills' because of the retarded inflection he uses...
And when he's rambling about "It makes you feel numb", he clearly says "dumb" both times.
If this turns out to be a Spinal Tap-like parody, their comedic level is infinite...
To be honest, the more I see and interact with them the more I think the only acceptable reality is that these guys are actually god-tier trolls.
post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Jan 6,2015 3:03pm
On Robb's January 2nd stat us that had him asking how to get war footage:
"Lol! We can work on finding... each other! Lol! We're, well, Steve, is building a video and finding old war footage that doesn't have copywrite issues is what we need. Stuff we can promote (for NO money) without getting sued. Lol!"
So one, they "started" this video less than 5 days ago (HUGE surprise there)
And two, how is this insane, supposed East Coast being funded? How do they play North Carolina, have 3 weeks off, then play South Carolina? Where is the gas money? Are we all supposed to believe ANY of this?!?
They can't even put $10 into a lyric video...
post by joeyvsdavidlopan nli at Jan 6,2015 3:09pm
I had the same thought watching that video. There's absolutely no way they have the aspirations they say they do and are letting shit like this slide.
post by pissing blazers at Jan 6,2015 3:15pm
ITT: the long con continues to evolve before our eyes. prepare thou selves forst the unveiling
post by wise old man on a hill at Jan 6,2015 3:18pm
Just you wait! Soon they'll win the NE Music Awards!
I mean, how can they not, by begging for votes and sharing that status on 89 different facebook pages? (literally 89)
Who is that guy that uses all that war footage for his songs that everyone loves?
Oh yeah... BOYD RICE. Let's be more like him.
post by Reggie Farnsworth at Jan 6,2015 3:39pm
That guys job is fucking Video editing!!!! I made the Farnsworth reveal video in a half an hour with windows movie maker, this guy has a fucking studio!!!
post by Reggie Farnsworth at Jan 6,2015 3:40pm
post by Reggie Farnsworth at Jan 6,2015 3:41pm
Fuck that Image
post by Alx_Casket at Jan 6,2015 3:41pm edited Jan 6,2015 3:41pm
It sounds like Iced Earth if everyone had downs syndrome
XD
post by Reggie Farnsworth at Jan 6,2015 6:39pm
Thanks!
post by BOYD RICES' NAZI MEMORABILIA at Jan 7,2015 1:57am
126 views on that piece of trash called a "music" video and I can almost guarantee they are all from people on this board. Gotta start booking shows for this band
To be honest, the more I see and interact with them the more I think the only acceptable reality is that these guys are actually god-tier trolls.
I just rewatched the bass competition video and have to agree. There is no fucking way this is not a joke band. I'm starting to see the humor they surreptitiously embedded.
post by damn at Jan 7,2015 12:11pm
holy shit it is indeed some long con god level troll. hats off to SWA.
they are like the Lloyd Christmas of music pretending to be brain dead this whole time. But that bass competition vid definitely gave it away
post by Alx_Casket at Jan 7,2015 12:23pm edited Jan 7,2015 12:24pm
This whole thread was pointless. We look so gullible, wasting our time falling for their joke. I'm sure they'll come clean about SWA and all its self-liking social media bullshit on April 1, 2015... Right?
INB4 Robb claims he was in on it the whole time and we are all just jealous of their comedic abilities.
post by NO WAI at Jan 7,2015 12:30pm
You're all giving them too much credit. They're not smart enough to be trolls. They are serious about their shit music.
post by Dance Mayor McCheese Dance at Jan 7,2015 12:35pm
I'm still patiently awaiting the new bass solo video.
If this was all a Rawbbie troll job, I'd have no problem with him taking home a lifetime achievement award. Hell, I might even donate to his mom's swiss cheese roof...
post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Jan 7,2015 1:25pm
WHERE IS OUR THIS PUZZLE PIECE!!
THE HIGHLY SUCCESSFUL "NO RETREAT" SINGLE IS OUT AND RACKING UP YOUTUBE PLAYS!!
I WANT TO SEE SOMETHING MORE OF THIS AMAZING ALBUM COVER!!
WHAT DO DOWN THUMBS MEAN ON YOUTUBE, BY THE WAY??
PUZZLE PIECE!! KHAOS DEMANDS PUZZLES!!
post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Jan 7,2015 1:26pm
*THIRD
post by KOK at Jan 7,2015 1:45pm
At least it was better than KERNER OF KAERRS because you don't have to see the one dude dressed in white wearing a cowboy hat. or any of them. youtube analytics must be funny for this on.
Robb as a frontman is everything you would figure.
Awful delivery, mixed with triumphant "I Am Awesome!" poses, and banter that mimics his retarded comebacks of the now, even years ago.
Trolling began in a different band, incredible work. Bravo!
post by Welcome To Our Society! at Jan 8,2015 10:09am
Robb really is the worst. And State of Corrections was far from his solo project. Hopefully he doesn't try and sue me for typing out the name of the band. I mean it is copyrighted and all...
post by best thread at Jan 8,2015 2:42pm
Endless material, this thread rules. Pure gold.
post by BOYD RICES‘ TOTENKOPF T SHIRT at Jan 8,2015 8:39pm
Its sad and a disgrace to the drummer that he posted this even after the drummer told him not to post this. sad
post by Sterht of Khorect-i-YEAHRH at Jan 9,2015 9:25am
post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Jan 14,2015 6:47pm
Been a while since we've had any real news from SWA. When's their big WORLD DOMINATION TOUR kick off? Is it going to include another benefit show that no one shows up for that'll need some slurs to take the attention off their failure as a band and as human beings?
Remember the time Robb said he couldn't remember if he played the Centrum or not?
post by Cancer Benefit Victim at Jan 15,2015 5:10am
10 Year Reunion....at the All Age Sad Cafe.
4+ Years later....STILL playing the Sad Cafe....until they finally closed the place in shame.......
post by Cancer Benefit Victim at Jan 15,2015 5:13am
Wow...history was made that night....
Robb saw his future chance for World Domination on the same (rickety Salisbury Beach club) stage as State Of Correction(s) (Got the name wrong on the flyer)
ONLY Fifteen bucks!!! Wow.....what an amazing deal!!!
post by Cancer Benefit Victim at Jan 15,2015 5:18am
From their "Iguana in New York" photo album.
So they drove all the way to NYC......to play a show.....and this....was their "surely receptive" audience that night.
post by Cancer Benefit Victim at Jan 15,2015 5:28am
For a band that claims to be compassionate to mental illness and trauma (remember that's what their unforgettable lyrics are supposed to be about), Robb is quick to dish out assumptions about past emotional abuses. Pretty hypocritical.
Also inb4 the details of their major almost-record deal surfaces.
post by Inbalanced Socialite at Jan 16,2015 1:16pm
Best thing that band has going for them is this thread.
I didn't think there would be any kool-aid left to drink after he dyed his hair...
It's a small price to pay, but if you donate you can say whatever the fuck you want and they can't delete it. Worth it in my opinion.
post by This Khaos Has Taking Me at Jan 16,2015 9:03pm
Let me get this straight, they're asking their fans to give them money to buy the merchandise that they will then sell back to those same fans?
I don't know how, but the level of stupidity and pure greed continues to amaze me
post by SWA's only groupie = Robbs mom at Jan 16,2015 9:30pm
"ALL new merch, as well, including T-shirts, CD's, Stickers, Buttons, Hoodies, and Thongs"
Cant forget the all important thongs. Imagine the ghoulish looking beastly Halloween decoration of a "woman" that would actually purchase one of those. It chills me deeply.
Fuck this band, and Rob Wellz needs to shut his fucking mouth NO ONE is jealous of your lame band that is going no where and your stupid fucking FAKE music award ceremony. NONE of those bands are metal. Id go to to that award box social only to attempt to get a blowie from that bitch in a simple complex. SWA needs to focus on patching holes in Mr Wells moms roof, and give up on trying to play nu metal. pure shit
post by That Roof Ain't Gonna Patch Itself at Jan 17,2015 9:59am
Raw'hb also once claimed to be an electrical engineer that would be making over 200k a year if he was working full time instead of focusing on the band.
He also once likened his stage show to Lord of the Rings while looking for people to invest in Stillwell.
post by Sacreligion at Jan 17,2015 12:03pm edited Jan 17,2015 12:04pm
post by paulgreeley at Jan 18,2015 12:19am
Emotiobs bundled durrrrrrrrrp.Even rock stars need a break from playing hot topic to settle down and get hitched..
Definitely fishing for sales beforehand because they can't afford to not sell any once they agree to be on the show.
post by kerry king's hair at Jan 21,2015 12:35pm
oh man. come on, this can't be real. pay to play with alien fuckin ant farm? hed pe?
post by BroFundMe at Jan 21,2015 2:19pm
They must have been asked to be on that, we all know they don't do pay to play shows. I'm honestly a little shocked Rawb-a-dub-dub didn't say Hed PE and Alient Ant Farm were opening up for SWA...
Wednesday, January 28, 2015@4:30pm-9:00pm in Lowell, Ma., Still Well Angel will be shooting an UN-official video for our next single No Friend Of Mine, an anti bullying/hate song.
We are having an OPEN CALL to all kids 10+, parents, military personnel (all branches, in uniform), law enforcement (sheriffs, local/non-local police, state police, etc.) BANDS (SHOW THAT MUSIC CARES) and anyone wanting to show support. PM me for ALL the details
an anti-bullying song? you have big shoes to fill if you think you are going to outshine the majesty of "To A Hell".
post by LongDeadGod_nli at Jan 23,2015 11:27am
Is the RTTP forum going to be featured as the bully in the video?
post by Alx_Casket at Jan 23,2015 2:30pm edited Jan 23,2015 2:30pm
Yes, along with cancer victims, dumpster fire, and the still well damaged roof that robb is too busy with painting fingernails to fix himself.
http://www.gofundme.com/ezb8og
post by NH Brufaggotry at Jan 23,2015 2:39pm
Robb Wells owes me $18!!! If he doesn't bring it to me at the Gates of Chinatown by midnight tonight, I'll send Megatron to kill him!
post by SWAgallos at Jan 23,2015 2:44pm
post by Grave Side DeVito at Jan 23,2015 2:54pm
If every fan donated a buck then they'd have $750,000! Why isn't it happening??
post by Borderline Trogolodyte at Jan 23,2015 4:24pm
post by Robb Wells Bullies Me at Jan 27,2015 5:11pm
"Anti-bullying song"
Nope, just gibberish that occasionally rhymes.
They have managed to soften their sound to a Theory Of A NickelGrace level here, making his horrible vocal delivery even worse (!!!!!).
Bonus points for terrible, offbeat double pedal attempts from the less-developed clone (Go Team Venture!).
EXTRA Bonus points for including this in the chorus:
"This cancer in my system will never, ever-----Diiiiie"
Nice of them to shout out their almost-cancer-ridden 63 yr old bassist.
Oh man, imagine this guy's rigorous 1-hour practice regimen.
0:00 - 0:15 Wait for nails to dry
0:15 - 0:25 Dig red and black outfit out of hamper, put on mask
0:25 - 0:50 Practice rock moves in front of mirror
0:50 - 1:00 Play pentatonic scale as fast as possible, alternating with strummed power chords
post by SWAit a minute at Jan 28,2015 1:24pm
hey you ruined the secret of teh bass solo! are you died??
post by THE OPINION at Jan 28,2015 1:44pm
The Still Well Angel thing was funny for a while but now it's getting old. Find a new joke.
i'd like to order a loop video with the audio segment of the "poop push" at the beginning of their latest single.
post by wise old man on a hill at Jan 28,2015 2:54pm
I was about to say the same thing. It sounds like he's pushing out a really dry and hardened log at the 10 second mark. All it needs is a toilet splash.
I constantly am amazed at how bad these guys really are, no friend of mine sounds like a junior high band. They either really are the all time greatest rttp trolls, or are retarded.
Apparently I am in the wrong business. You mean to tell me there are people willing to pay $25 for a post on my FB page and a copy-and-pasted letter giving advice on how to make a more cohesive song with better production ?
post by paulgreeley at Jan 29,2015 2:31am
The post about swa on the cmc fb page has three likes.All from members of stillwell.Hahaa 13k likes,eh?
It's taking them weeks to come up with something that isn't immediately trollable.
post by grilled dickcheese sandwich at Feb 9,2015 3:48pm
Maybe they're all stuffing their fat faces with grilled dickcheese sandwiches!
post by Roll Call at Feb 10,2015 9:20am
MEGA MEDIA BLAST POST!!!
Looking for a sick drummer with some serious shredding chops on guitar to play with sub-par bassist who will take credit for all of your ideas! Must have professional gear! Band is guaranteed to ALMOST get signed!!!!
Super successful band is almost done booking it's HUGE ALMOST NATIONWIDE tour but can't find shows in its own area.
post by Anon at Feb 16,2015 12:45pm
I love that Robb's still talking up their "BIG HUGE NATIONAL TOUR!" while providing absolutely no concrete info on it.
"Still Well Angel's "NO HALOS, East Coast, Tour, 2015"
Friday, April 3rd- Maine
Saturday, April 4th- Maine
Friday, April 10th- Vermont
Saturday, April 11th- Vermont
Wednesday, April 15th - New Hampshire
Friday, April 17th- New Hampshire
Saturday, April 18th- N.E.M.A.- Patriots Place, Foxboro, Ma.
Thurs, April 23rd- Massachusetts
Friday, April 24th- Massachusetts
Saturday, April 25th- Massachusetts
Friday, May 1st- Rhode Island
Saturday, May 2nd- Rhode Island
Friday, May 8th- Connecticut
Saturday, May 9th- Connecticut
Thurs, May 14th- Connecticut
Friday, May 15th- New Jersey
Saturday, May 16th- New Jersey
Friday, May 22nd- New York
Saturday, May 23rd- New York
Sunday, May 24th- New York
Friday, June 12th- Pennsylvania
Saturday, June 13th- Pennsylvania
Thurs ,June 18th- Maryland
Friday, June 19th- Maryland
Sat, June 20th -Maryland/Washington, D.C.
Sun, June 21st- West Virginia
Tues, June 23rd- Richmond, Virginia
Weds, June 24th- Virginia Beach, Virginia
Thurs, June 25th- North Carolina
Fri, June 26th- North Carolina
Sat, June 27th- North Carolina
Fri, July 17th- South Carolina
Sat, July 18th- South Carolina
Sunday, July 19th- Georgia
Tues, July 21st- Georgia
Weds, July 22nd- Alabama
Thurs, July 23rd- Alabama
Friday, July 24th- Florida
Saturday, July 25th- Florida
Sunday, July 26th- Florida"
Bets on their tour turning into "three p2p shows and a 'festival' attended by five kids"?
post by Rob Wellz' meth stash at Feb 16,2015 4:10pm
you forgot to add hemp fest. No dates on the way back? three dates in the same state? Idiots. If they do end up in one of the southern states I hope that some local hicks chase them out of town with pitchforks for looking and being completely unhetero. Fuck their family friendly TGIF "metal" dress up game they call music.
post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Feb 16,2015 6:53pm
Two dates in Rhode Island right after four dates in Massachusetts. I'm pretty sure that the person who set up this tour itinerary is actually retarded.
They have 2 alternatives at the end of their tour: hitting it big, since the south is a time capsule where their sound is still relevant, or rushing out onto a nascar track for the grand finale of their No Return tour.
"We've got alllmost all the dates booked but... WE'LL TAKE ANYTHING IN ANY STATE PLEASE CONTACT US PLEASE!!!!"
Sure sounds like you've got almost everything booked.
post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Feb 16,2015 11:24pm
June 27th in North Carolina
July 17th in South Carolina
Someone want to explain that to me? Are they flying home with their equipment, then going back 3 weeks later? Are they staying down there for 3 weeks? Is there a Kickstarter for these massive expenses in their future?!?
They don't have enough money to actually make real CDs, but they have these plans??
And how will all of this be covered up later when it inevitably fails spectacularly?
The only confirmed date is because they were nerminated for a New England Music Award. Not sure they're actually playing, just dressing in their finest red and black. I really would like to see them play live, after the success of this thread.
post by Anon at Feb 18,2015 1:53pm
Isn't it purple and black now? The color scheme for No Halo is "infected cock", right?
post by Honest Opinion at Feb 18,2015 3:13pm
Not trying to defend Still Well Angel, but this whole thing is getting old. This site needs new jokes!
"PROMOTERS/BOOKING AGENTS/VENUE OWNERS-OPERATORS:
Here you can look at the dates STILL WELL ANGEL needs to fill to make the NO HALOS tour happen for 2015. (The norm is 10-15% but we also have 'bonuses'. For 'specific' shows, the closer we're booked to the headliner the bigger the percentage (on top of the 10-15%) YOU get.)
MEDIA (t.v., radio programs (online/mainstream), magazines, etc.)
Hit us up as we'd love the support as well as make new friends. It's a hard road and we could use all the help we can get.
BANDS:
Want to play with Still Well Angel? Drop us your bands name, contact info, date and show details.
If simply looking to jump on one of the tour dates as an opener, shoot us your info!
FANS:
Suggest a venue and we'll look into it for you. We wouldn't wanna miss ya!
This tour INCLUDES any NATIONAL TOURING ACTS in need of support.
For North East we'll have a FULL TOUR PACKAGE (2-3 other bands). For South East it'll just be Still Well Angel. Like every band, we'd like more larger venues/arenas. Only difference is, we'll work twice as hard as any other band to get it and maintain it. I don't need to tell YOUS this. You already know."
post by Herb Chambers at Feb 18,2015 8:59pm
in b4 the inevitable No Halos tour bus fundraiser...
Just showed that schedule to my gf, her reaction: "look at those dates. These guys definitely don't have jobs, this band must be the only thing they have going for them. This is what they're doing before someone like, dies of cancer. They sound like a bunch of losers. This has to be their grand finale. This is the most exhausting tour schedule I've ever seen."
post by wise old man on a hill at Feb 18,2015 9:29pm
10-15% of zero can be yours, promoters! Sign up today!
Can't wait to hear how great this went and every show was sold out.
post by Don't dream it, be it at Feb 18,2015 9:44pm
post by OK we get it. Everyone agrees that SWA are leve... idiot ... at Feb 19,2015 4:15am
Thread died around page 17. You dumpster faggets need to step it up with some IRL humiliation as the faggetry in this thread is nearly maxed out (pic of dudes asshole with pentagram tattoo is technically missing).
post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Feb 19,2015 6:30am
I can't wait to hear how they don't remember playing Madison Square Garden but they must have.
"well, y'know, we took some of our own roofies, just to make the show interesting! The thousands of screaming fans must have really liked it though, and we woke up after the 2 hour autograph session, we think!"
post by Puzzle Piece at Feb 19,2015 11:56am
The rest of the band must have to Rawbbie to shut up, they've been extremely quiet lately.
post by Hippo Press Magazine at Feb 20,2015 2:10am
The rest of the band must have to Rawbbie to shut up, they've been extremely quiet lately.
That's what I think too; Robb's a fucking embarrassment, I'd be shocked if he's not looking to restart his old band because he knows he's getting on everybody's last nerve.
post by NH Brufaggotry at Feb 20,2015 4:14pm
Robb Wells owes me $18! If he doesn't give it to me my high noon tomorrow, I'll send Megatron to kill him!
Round 2 already happened. And he did it. Still waiting on video of it.
post by Charles Berthoud's 48 string bass at Feb 24,2015 7:14pm
Video needs to be posted NOW
post by Anon at Feb 25,2015 11:39am
"*****MEDIA RELEASE*****
Still Well Angel will be sharing the stage with Hed P.E. and Alien Ant Farm...
This will be our CD release PARTY as well.
So, join us at the Middle East, Downstairs, Friday, March 27th, 2015 with tickets from us for ONLY $15... OR get an SWA combo deal for $20 and get a signed copy of our DEBUT RELEASE of 'No Halo' + a ticket to the show.
Tickets are limited and this show will SELL OUT!!!
This show is 18+
Doors open at 7pm and SWA hits the stage, as direct support, at 8:45.
Hope to see you there...rock on"
Direct support. Sure. Right. I totally believe that.
post by Anon at Feb 25,2015 11:48am
Starting that world domination tour off strong with a shitty p2p show opening for has-beens.
"*****MEDIA RELEASE*****
Still Well Angel will be sharing the stage with Hed P.E. and Alien Ant Farm...
This will be our CD release PARTY as well.
So, join us at the Middle East, Downstairs, Friday, March 27th, 2015 with tickets from us for ONLY $15... OR get an SWA combo deal for $20 and get a signed copy of our DEBUT RELEASE of 'No Halo' + a ticket to the show.
Tickets are limited and this show will SELL OUT!!!
This show is 18+
Doors open at 7pm and SWA hits the stage, as direct support, at 8:45.
Hope to see you there...rock on"
Direct support. Sure. Right. I totally believe that.
pays to get on a bill with lol bands - autonomously attempt to make the show all about them.
post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Feb 25,2015 11:51am
I noticed that they've started leaking out tour dates slowly; allegedly got three in July in North Carolina.
Now I guess the question is, does anybody give enough of a shit to send the venues videos of them playing to empty bars in their hometown and all of Robb's homophobic shit and trash talking to cancer patients.
"this show will sell out".................doubt that. Two bands horrific bands who have faded into obscurity and the worst band in mass are not going to sell out the downstairs of the middle east. I wonder how much SWA actually had to pay to get on this show, and do they pay those gay bands to play? How the fuck does it work?
post by bass solo at Feb 25,2015 9:24pm
never underestimate the incredible amount of people with shit taste in music
"this show will sell out".................doubt that. Two bands horrific bands who have faded into obscurity and the worst band in mass are not going to sell out the downstairs of the middle east. I wonder how much SWA actually had to pay to get on this show, and do they pay those gay bands to play? How the fuck does it work?
post by Alx_Casket at Feb 27,2015 12:29pm edited Feb 27,2015 12:44pm
Thanks, I'd almost forgotten about the remarkable idiocy of Robb nominating himself for a lifetime achievement award.
I mean he has achieved a whole lot in his life. Not many people get to sling that many homophobic insults while painting themselves up like a corporate whore?
post by Wise old man on a hill at Mar 2,2015 1:57pm
If that doesn't deserve a lifetime achievement award, nothing will.
post by Reggie Farnsworth at Mar 2,2015 2:25pm
So i clicked on the Youtube profiles of the 2 people who wrote the good comments on that laughable music video to look at there videos, you know see what kind of cats we are dealing with, really dive into the mind of an SWA fan. Well this is there big fan David who said this video was " Awesome" covering Disturbed 2 years ago at a fair apparently. Be warned you are not prepared for how funny this is bennyhillifier
good lord that Michael Jackson part was amazing. he sounds like that weather guy. Even with the obvious mental deficiencies that was still better than SWA.
post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Mar 3,2015 11:52am
That's some of the worst dancing I've ever seen, paired with the worst music I've ever heard, and I've been to a dozen weddings and some fucking swinger parties. Jesus fucking Christ.
post by cyber bully victim at Mar 3,2015 12:43pm
interesting that they are anti-bullying but they imitate retard voices in the funny moments vidya??
post by BOYD RICES' OSKAR DIRLEWAGNER IRON CROSS at Mar 3,2015 12:56pm
id like to congratulate xmikex, and all of dumpster fire for making this thread possible. Its like watching the greatest movie ever made. I cringe, I cry, I feel all warm and fuzzy inside I get angry , but most of all I am satisfied. This handicapped kid "singing" nu metal will hold me over until rob wells new bass solo video arrives
post by Reggie Farnsworth at Mar 3,2015 5:39pm
So apparently if you just look in the comments of SWA videos you find some real chestnuts. PlasmaMasterDon here had the only comment on David's disturbed cover saying " cool video bro, Liked it". This video really just makes me sad and uncomfortable but worth watching. I'm fairly certain this is who the modeled the pedophile after in Family Guy
So apparently if you just look in the comments of SWA videos you find some real chestnuts. PlasmaMasterDon here had the only comment on David's disturbed cover saying " cool video bro, Liked it". This video really just makes me sad and uncomfortable but worth watching. I'm fairly certain this is who the modeled the pedophile after in Family Guy
Wow he nominated HIMSELF for his "contribution" to the local music scene??? Honestly, I thought he was just a desperate loser at first but now I see he really needs help.
post by UHHHH at Mar 4,2015 3:10pm
Holy shit....SWA angel needs to report some of their fans to the proper authorities. That ghoul singing creed is the face of "to catch a predator"
post by UHHHH at Mar 4,2015 3:13pm
PlasmaMasterDon??? The name alone sends chills through children s' spines.
post by cyber bully victim at Mar 4,2015 3:33pm
looks like they got all those kids to upvote the video. that and a few sockpuppet accounts. robb knocking himself in the head at 2:00 is great.
Oh my god. "No Friend of Mine" is the first SWA video I watched start to finish.
I didn't want to miss one single thing. The Robb Wells school of interpretive dance choreography is MAGIC.
It took repeated viewings but I just realized the "live shots" in this video are from said cancer benefit where they used all of the money to make themselves look cool. So they made a video about bullying and used footage from the benefit concert where Robb called a cancer victim a cunt. This is real life.
It took repeated viewings but I just realized the "live shots" in this video are from said cancer benefit where they used all of the money to make themselves look cool. So they made a video about bullying and used footage from the benefit concert where Robb called a cancer victim a cunt. This is real life.
that's some quality sleuthing.
post by Anon at Mar 5,2015 11:47am
That is pretty quality. It's pretty fucking amazing, really.
Dave Rowdy has been bullied into columbine status. I hope that chubbo guitarist from SWA doesnt leave the band we might have another DB darrell situation if this kid is their fan.
post by Uncle Tom's Kendall Sq Lofts at Mar 6,2015 5:25pm
Meditate on this for a moment:
Someone decided to make that video to showcase how serious their band was, they were willing to invest in themselves after all. Someone saw that video with that horrifically choreographed dancing and Staples poster board with sharpie scrawled on it before it was uploaded. Someone decided that no quality control was needed; that that sub-amateurish effort was what they wanted people to see on their way to WORLD DOMINATION.
Seriously, just take a moment to think about that. You'll feel better about your own shitty life.
If we're going to critique the work, since this was done by a "professional video editor" and all...
- Audio not cross faded at all. Would have taken 5 seconds to do.
- Thin purple sharpie on white poster board from 10 feet away probably the least legible combination possible for video
- Nun's dialog obviously captured with crappy on-camera mic
- No understanding of 3-point lighting technique
- iParty sirens in a function hall laughable attempt at lighting
- Pathetic Movie Maker green titles
- Casting children to do goofy interpretive dance under the hope that no one will make fun of their stupid ass video... unsuccessful.
post by Wise old man on a hill at Mar 6,2015 7:32pm
If we're going to critique the work, since this was done by a "professional video editor" and all...
- Audio not cross faded at all. Would have taken 5 seconds to do.
- Thin purple sharpie on white poster board from 10 feet away probably the least legible combination possible for video
- Nun's dialog obviously captured with crappy on-camera mic
- No understanding of 3-point lighting technique
- iParty sirens in a function hall laughable attempt at lighting
- Pathetic Movie Maker green titles
- Casting children to do goofy interpretive dance under the hope that no one will make fun of their stupid ass video... unsuccessful.
backed. with years of experience dealing with delusional community members. none as outrageous as rawb, though. and i have some fucking war stories too.
post by DubyearTeah at Mar 7,2015 6:36pm
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post by STAGE ATTIRE at Mar 8,2015 1:30pm
GAY
post by STAGE ATTIRE at Mar 8,2015 1:37pm
I wonder if david rowdy gets beat up for his lunch money in the mental institution. Its fact that it happened on a daily basis from middle school through high school all the way up until he got detained by the authorities.
they were warned. if you are a false don't entry because you will be burned and died.
post by Wise old man on a hill at Mar 11,2015 3:09pm
They can't stop because the world needs a misspelled lyric video for every awful tune they can come up with.
post by cyber buwwy wictim at Mar 11,2015 3:29pm
y always the same goddamn solo with one minute left in their songs?
post by Roudy Roddy Piper at Mar 11,2015 3:41pm
Down down down
post by The Truth at Mar 11,2015 3:47pm
The fact that you guys are still talking about the same fucking thing months later just shows that all of you are all a bunch of basement dwelling keyboard warriors with no lives. Yes, Still Well Angel does suck. But Jesus fucking Christ, find something else to talk about already!
The fact that you guys are still talking about the same fucking thing months later just shows that all of you are all a bunch of basement dwelling keyboard warriors with no lives. Yes, Still Well Angel does suck. But Jesus fucking Christ, find something else to talk about already!
We will be premiering our new song at Ralph's this weekend and it is about how we are a bunch of scumbag assholes with nothing better to do. Does that count?
The fact that you guys are still talking about the same fucking thing months later just shows that all of you are all a bunch of basement dwelling keyboard warriors with no lives. Yes, Still Well Angel does suck. But Jesus fucking Christ, find something else to talk about already!
Translation:
The fact that you can't come up with a better response than that just proves my point.
post by The Troothaaahhh at Mar 11,2015 4:37pm
And the fact that you keep posting in here saying to talk about something new translates into the thread getting bumped and you, yourself still posting in the thread. You're the one crying, the rest of us are all just laughing.
post by The Truth at Mar 11,2015 4:38pm
I'm not even crying. I just find it awfully sad that this thread is the high point of your lives.
The fact that you guys are still talking about the same fucking thing months later just shows that all of you are all a bunch of basement dwelling keyboard warriors with no lives. Yes, Still Well Angel does suck. But Jesus fucking Christ, find something else to talk about already!
if you paid attention you would know that I am carrying the flag for basement dwellers across the globe.
post by Wise old man on a hill at Mar 11,2015 5:04pm
WEEEE GOOO HUUUUUUPPP.............DEEEEEWWWWNNNNN WEEEE GOO......HUUUHP!!! GIVVEEE IT MEAHH!!! AWE GEO HUUUUPP DOWN HUUUPP DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN HE"SSS RIDDDEENN WEEEEEEEE HUUUUP
The fact that you guys are still talking about the same fucking thing months later just shows that all of you are all a bunch of basement dwelling keyboard warriors with no lives. Yes, Still Well Angel does suck. But Jesus fucking Christ, find something else to talk about already!
if you paid attention you would know that I am carrying the flag for basement dwellers across the globe.
You, Mademoiselle, evidently suffer from an intellectual disability. You might have noticed that any given forum doesn't always have new topics to post about, and that those posting, when they find something painfully hilarious, will continue on about it.
I suppose you've never watched a television series, or a mini-series, in your life? Read books which have multiple sequels? Evidently you would, by this logic, watch/read one and stop there, because heaven forbid you keep on about the same thing.
TL;DR - Quit bitching and get a life
post by yo Eric, yo dawg..... at Mar 16,2015 1:21pm
Kali Mah is slurpin' on nigger sizzurp now. SHE PREFERS NIGGERS OVER YOU.
The fact that you guys are still talking about the same fucking thing months later just shows that all of you are all a bunch of basement dwelling keyboard warriors with no lives. Yes, Still Well Angel does suck. But Jesus fucking Christ, find something else to talk about already!
if you paid attention you would know that I am carrying the flag for basement dwellers across the globe.
You, Mademoiselle, evidently suffer from an intellectual disability. You might have noticed that any given forum doesn't always have new topics to post about, and that those posting, when they find something painfully hilarious, will continue on about it.
I suppose you've never watched a television series, or a mini-series, in your life? Read books which have multiple sequels? Evidently you would, by this logic, watch/read one and stop there, because heaven forbid you keep on about the same thing.
TL;DR - Quit bitching and get a life
Anyone who frequents this forum has an intellectual disability. Myself included.
So despite their bio stating it clearly that they've (pathetically) been a band since 1999, and despite RAWB & The chunky goth virgin only being in the band since late '13......
They bizarrely start this typically awful commercial (???) by saying they formed in 2009.
Why lie/change their story?!?!
Also, they couldn't even afford new shirts/ties/hairdye. Simply changed the color on an old photo.
Probably took that tortoise-looking half-tard drummer 17 days of editing.....
post by add a message to your video at Mar 19,2015 9:10am
awsome guy will be at walmart or bullmuse music store
post by SWA LUVR DAVE ROODY at Mar 19,2015 9:36am
cant wait to see these guys open for King Diamond at the Mayhem festival this summer!!!
So they're saying that the new album is all done while holding it in their hands... on what looks to be a warm summer day? They truly have transcended time.
post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Mar 19,2015 12:25pm
Jesus, flipper baby has no idea what shading means, does he?
post by add a message to your video at Mar 19,2015 1:46pm
Still Well Angel \"No Halo\" Promo AD -Teaser Trailer: https://youtu.be/CnfXE1ben2w So despite their bio stating it clearly that they've (pathetically) been a band since 1999, and despite RAWB & The chunky goth virgin only being in the band since late '13......
Robb Wells 1 hour ago
I DO have to clarify... The band was NOT formed in 2009. It merely underwent a major transformation which started a whole new process, for the band, which resulted in what we have, today, 6 years later.
Still Well Angel \\"No Halo\\" Promo AD -Teaser Trailer: https://youtu.be/CnfXE1ben2w So despite their bio stating it clearly that they've (pathetically) been a band since 1999, and despite RAWB & The chunky goth virgin only being in the band since late '13......
Robb Wells 1 hour ago
I DO have to clarify... The band was NOT formed in 2009. It merely underwent a major transformation which started a whole new process, for the band, which resulted in what we have, today, 6 years later.
Ya then went from SUCK to BLOW.
post by Reggie Farnsworth at Mar 23,2015 9:49am
Just released, If these are the 6 songs they are using to entice you to buy the cd, Imagine how bad the rest of it is
I'm just here to say that this thread is great.
Anyone obsessed with hating on it is a joyless crybaby that contributes nothing to RTTP. Make a better thread (you can't) or fuck off.
Guys. SWA has finally made it. They are playing a show and other shitty locals are selling tickets to open for them. Disregard that this is a John Tru show and he would sell tickets to a hamster wheel marathon.
Guys. SWA has finally made it. They are playing a show and other shitty locals are selling tickets to open for them. Disregard that this is a John Tru show and he would sell tickets to a hamster wheel marathon.
https://www.facebook.com/events/353015698223266/
GRIM RILEY IS GOING
post by narcosis at Mar 27,2015 10:44pm edited Mar 28,2015 10:46am
Guys. SWA has finally made it. They are playing a show and other shitty locals are selling tickets to open for them. Disregard that this is a John Tru show and he would sell tickets to a hamster wheel marathon.
Live clip has been posted on their page from last night and the vocals are more off-key than on the recording. 1000 yard stare man looks like he tried to draw the monster energy drink logo on his forehead. I really need to make it out to one of their shows. If robb wants to talk shit through those horse teeth, he should post here where everyone can see.
post by go fuck yourself at Mar 30,2015 12:00am
I probably shouldn't even be wasting my time dropping down to your level and all but you fucking dickheads need to get a life. Quit spamming my facebook page and leave us the fuck alone. I'll be sure to give you a shout out when all of our hard work comes to fruit, which will be real soon but I'm sure you wouldn't know that cuz you obviously dont read too many reviews. Dumpster fire is a fucking joke. Whens the last time you opened for a national act? Thats what I thought. Go fuck yourselfs. OUT
I probably shouldn't even be wasting my time dropping down to your level and all but you fucking dickheads need to get a life. Quit spamming my facebook page and leave us the fuck alone. I'll be sure to give you a shout out when all of our hard work comes to fruit, which will be real soon but I'm sure you wouldn't know that cuz you obviously dont read too many reviews. Dumpster fire is a fucking joke. Whens the last time you opened for a national act? Thats what I thought. Go fuck yourselfs. OUT
LISTEN your no FRIEND of MINE.
post by Emotions at Mar 30,2015 10:13am
BURNDLED ERP
post by Sacreligion at Mar 30,2015 3:37pm edited Mar 30,2015 4:08pm
Robb was recently bragging about how many glowing reviews they got for their performance the other night but the only one that exists is from this Bands in Boston page whose only original content is all suspiciously about SWA.
Guy is still stewing so hard. Almost as hard as I am about it.
Punch this asshole back to his home planet. I'll shower you in metal thursdays.
post by go fuck yourself at Mar 31,2015 12:28am
Yes, it's real and you little babies are getting pretty annoying. If you need any confirmation that this is real then roll your fat little asses out of your fat mommies chair and come out to a show. Wherever youre from we'll probably be there on our upcoming TOUR. Hope to see you there fags.
I'm not fat. Does that mean I can't go? I don't know what to do!
post by wheres_reggie at Mar 31,2015 9:26am
Correct use of "you're" used = not Rawb Walls
post by Reggie Farnsworth at Mar 31,2015 10:01am
So I have on many occasions told Robb I'm willing to have a charity boxing match.
He wins money goes to SWA's go fund me, I win it goes to the lady he ripped of from the cancer benefit.
When I learned about his online threat, I figured this might finally be my chance so I messaged him with the only Farnsworth that wasn't blocked, Regina.
Apparently you can pay Facebook $1 to get your message to not show up in the other section, so I did.
Here is the convo
http://imgur.com/a/dv1B1
Online threats are considered evidence if something happens. Even when they are written by a 40 year old man but look like they are from a 15 year old girl.
post by cyber bully victim at Mar 31,2015 12:53pm
did he contact the cops over this??? hahahahahahah
......when the DJ just stopped banning and started laughing. i have some screen caps from early on before i had to run out on an errand. (prior to the initial scrubbing of comments by Gerg)
GOAT part was the DJ cutting half of their songs early and the only compliments he could find was about the packaging and how the mastering seemed the same from song to song.
......when the DJ just stopped banning and started laughing. i have some screen caps from early on before i had to run out on an errand. (prior to the initial scrubbing of comments by Gerg)
Looks like your typical fair of absolutely no one who gives a shit except the band, and trolls telling them they suck. Also plus a guy named "Gerg" (?) who seems to have no idea what's going on.
This is the last one I took. There were somenother gems aside from what Narcosis posted but I kinda gave up screenshottng when he blocked everyone that was in there. SWA left the chat immediately after this about 10 minutes into the show.
It started off strong with a fair amlunt of trolls but it all got deleted real quick.
post by Sacreligion at Apr 1,2015 4:46am edited Apr 1,2015 4:47am
2015 RTTP Photoshop Contest template.
post by Anon at Apr 7,2015 10:01pm
This...this can't go uncommented on.
Raw Balls: "Well, have we got the perfect c.d. for YOU! All balls to the wall rock, no ballads, no drugs or alcohol abuse in our lyrics nor are their any curses. So, crank LOUD where ever you are and you wont offend ANYONE!"
So, Robb actually takes a perverse amount of pleasure in being the most milquetoast, inoffensive "rock" band in New England(while simultaneously being a hypocritical piece of shit, with their misogynistic garbge songs).
post by concerned parent at Apr 8,2015 8:59am
I support inoffensive music with a Godly message. The Angels in the Outfield reference is just too cute!!! I will be pre-ordering this album at Newbury Comics, glad be in it.
God bless you all.
post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Apr 8,2015 9:53am
Family friendly. Songs about banging slutty groupies in a corvette. Yurp.
I support inoffensive music with a Godly message. The Angels in the Outfield reference is just too cute!!! I will be pre-ordering this album at Newbury Comics, glad be in it.
God bless you all.
post by Corvveettttaaahhh at Apr 8,2015 2:53pm
Closest thing to godly is how god awful they are.
post by I'm not fooled at Apr 8,2015 5:58pm
Good to see Narcosis jump on the bandwagon of making fun of this band, just like how he jumped on the bandwagon of metal two years ago.
I wonder if the Krafts, who went out of their way to support Devon Still's daughter and her courageous battle with cancer, know that cancer defrauders Still Well Angel are playing on their facilities.
Not playing. Lying about playing and claiming it is sold out because they fucking suck at life.
post by Anon at Apr 11,2015 6:08pm
I love watching them have to backpedal though! It's like "Boston!...Methuen." over and over again. SWAtards claim bullshit and then have to hustle to cover their asses.
They played a hilariously bad live set and the hosts asked them some bush league questions. Was not nearly as good as I had hoped, aside from FIMS calling in and requesting a bass solo and the hosts trying to oblige. Unfortunately they were not aware. Also, apparently Converge into Isis into SWA is a fucking weird segue.
This is ongoing. For the record haha haha, you have to screen shot everything.
It seems they check this forum out and once It pops up here it disappears from there pages.
post by Parent of an Autistic Child at Apr 20,2015 1:41pm
Hello my new friends! I am a first time visitor to Return To The Pit, what a wonderful community! Would Still Well Angel be interested in playing my son's birthday which is on Saturday? He self identifies as a lesbian corn snake and I would LOVE to see Robb's Bass Solo live in person! Please note we will serve Papa Gino's rustic pizza and of course endless Mountain Lightning refills LOL <3. Approx. 12 children in attendance, we can allow the band to play as long as no "Swear words" are used, we need to keep it clean LOL <3 and our children are very impressionable.
SWA have been misconstruded into thinking that venues in the middle of nowhere North Carolina are going to pay them to play Disturbed b-sides. This is a business!
SWA have been misconstruded into thinking that venues in the middle of nowhere North Carolina are going to pay them to play Disturbed b-sides. This is a business!
^Rawb's spelling, not mine. And i like how he admits that it's not the 90s anymore. Hope his bandmates didn't see that post.
post by Reggie Farnsworth at Apr 21,2015 3:15pm
The continuation of this morning's post for those of you that are blocked.
He truly believes that pay to play does not apply to his band. It's astounding.
I don't get it. He thinks that he is owed money because he chooses to play music? He thinks that playing to 5 people warrants a pay out? I'd love to see a spreadsheet of how much money venues have lost booking shows to bands like his.
post by YOUR YOURE at Apr 21,2015 3:54pm
the No Halos Weekend Tour
post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Apr 21,2015 4:52pm
I'm not even gonna shit on bands that do weekend tours starting off; it's a way to start working and getting out there. But Robb acts like they're somehow unique and impressive for booking a couple shows with places that don't know better.
I feel bad for all the autistic kids that will be subjected to their bullshit.
post by French fries at Apr 21,2015 10:25pm
post by Every guy ever at Apr 21,2015 11:20pm
This thread has definitely been good for SWA, I had never heard of them until it existed. Can't wait to see this ridiculousness in person, which means more "crowd" for them to pretend are fans.
This thread has also been a huge source of enjoyment for me, their clueless delusional aspirations would be cute if they were, you know, teenagers.
I'm hoping they play a Black Lives Matter event, preen about how blerrrk ern wherrt should get along, and then get pissed off when some "nigger" steals their shit.
Long live this thread.
SWA really packed the house on that pay to play clusterfuck "block party sponsored by Coors" with "170 people attending" that the promised Coors girls never showed up to. Really glad I wasted my time trying to explain to that promoter why his business model is retarded.
post by grilled dickcheese sandwich at Apr 26,2015 8:06am
Rob's comment regarding the Coors girls:
"If they're willing to model two of Still Well Angels tshirts, it'd be a reason to keep'em longer. I'm sure S.W.A. will let the 2 girls keep the shirts for an hours work (and some kind if sales pitch to promote shirt
Aaaannnnnnddd.....it gets better!
More delusions from Rob on the event page,
Good thing they "shifted" their tour for this hahaha:
"It's gonna be an AMAZING time! We shifted our tour, North, just to be a part of this.
Thanks for having Still Well Angel!"
"These shows exist SOLEY for your pleasure. ALL of us would be in our garages playing if great folks, like YOU, didn't come out to support us.
Thank you for allowing us the pleasure of playing for you. Hope you enjoy our set."
"If EVERYONE, who reads this, SHARES this event at the same time, 4:00pm, each day leading up to the event, VERY great chance we'll sell this out.
Let's blow the roof off this place!!!"
post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Apr 29,2015 11:44pm
Free shot coupons for their Rhode Island show.
***Select Shots
***Before 10 PM
***If you dye your pubes purple
***If you tonguekiss the fat roadie
post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Apr 29,2015 11:52pm
Has ANYONE seen hourly ticket prices before?!?
post by Some White Guy at Apr 30,2015 9:36am
that's actually somewhat clever idea. too bad none of the bands are worth even $4.00
post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at May 3,2015 10:36am
"Anyone wanna get in... for free?"
Now Raw Balls is just getting sad. I kind of love watching him shout into the void, begging people to please care about his shitty buttrock band. "Come watch us share the stage with someone from Meliah Rage! Anybody want a free drink? Free admission? ...I'll let you fuck my butt... Anybody? *echoes in an empty room. Robb starts quietly sobbing*"
post by Robb Wells translation service at May 4,2015 12:55pm
Translation: No one is going to our awful show that we didn't finish booking. We promise there are other bands playing. Please help us promote. No one is buying tickets to our shitshow.
post by Anon at May 4,2015 12:57pm
"Shing-ding". "Shing-ding". Fucking seriously?
post by King Thùnderstøøl at May 4,2015 1:36pm
I AM THE THE GREATEST TROLL OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WILL KILL ROBB WELLS WITH MY TEN INCH PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've never taken the time to look at this thread before, but wow. Rock star attitude much?
post by 60k Stage at May 7,2015 2:51pm
Sure looks like they're filling 5,000 occupancy venues...
post by grilled dickcheese sandwich at May 10,2015 6:44pm
$18 to the first person who beats up Robb Wells!
post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at May 11,2015 10:15am
I love that someone takes the time to link them to a video of their shitty band at a shitty club, and the first words Robb says aren't "thank you" but a lecture on how to spell their band name.
post by Sacreligion at May 11,2015 11:37am edited May 11,2015 11:38am
Not only is this video terrible, but it makes me sad to see that Chasse has apparently left the band.
So I guess they've got a fill-in for Chasse; also, love that Robb's too incompetent to even go along with their stupid color scheme. The clown can't do anything right. No wonder I went AWOL.
i'm assuming that doors at noon just means the place opens for drinks/food. it does specify that the music starts at 6:15 but for wednesday that is still really sad.
post by i never leave massachusetts at May 22,2015 9:50am
i am not going to this
post by onyx dick moon at May 22,2015 10:03am
post by Moldy McFly at May 22,2015 11:46am
Skybox bundled uuuuurrrppp and ready for my single parent ticket discount!
post by Real Metal Fan at May 22,2015 11:51am
Still Well Angel should do the world a favor and load their tour bus with explosives and drive it off a cliff.
People in functional marriages everywhere really got the shaft.
post by Wise old man on a hill at May 22,2015 2:56pm
I was going to ask if there was a cancer discount, then I remembered that if you have cancer you pay the band extra.
post by Sacreligion at May 27,2015 5:35am edited May 27,2015 6:09am
So we haven't really said anything about these guys for like 2 or 3 months aside from the occasional post on here, and Robb still has a giant boner for calling us out while simultaneously saying he's been ignoring us the whole time. Wat.
Robb just couldn't keep those emotions bundle duuuuupppppp any more. How dare you have your music be a hobby and not reach for the stars? Don't you know they got called back for America's Got Talent? Robb is a saint and SWA is the hardest working band in New England, just listen to him say it over and over again!
post by keen observation at May 28,2015 11:45am
Robb Wells is doing a good job trolling himself here. Way to keep the troll flame burning. He will do anything for attention, won't he?
He's got 99 problems but being a professional musician ain't one.
post by DYA is CURATOR OF OZZFEST2003 at May 28,2015 2:36pm
Seriously, where was this band 15 years ago when at least their music would have been remotely relevant?
Do they count as one of those late 90's has-beens that plays sketchy nightclubs shows before 20 aging dad rockers I keep seeing these days? Who knew that was even still lucrative.
post by logical troll conclusion at May 28,2015 2:42pm
Seriously, where was this band 15 years ago when at least their music would have been remotely relevant?
They were around. They've tried to clean it up and bury it, but they’ve been SWAping ears since ’99. Adding Robb “Almost Cancer” Wells is the closest to a stable lineup they’ve had the entire time.
Seriously. 16 years to buy 13,000 fans and release one incredibly shitty album.
post by Anon at Jun 1,2015 2:14pm
Eric Paone of CSDO or Raw Balls from SWA, who's the bigger joke?
post by Robb Wells, Chick Magnet at Jun 1,2015 5:46pm
27:30 Interview begins
33:30 rawballs mutters some struggles about the local scene, hosts try to understand why no one likes SWA
39:00 continued discussion about blaming the venue for no one watching SWA
44:00 sean explains the key to putting on a good show
46:00 complains about not getting paid for shows because of low turnout, because of the venues not doing their jerbs
48:45 "who cares if you have 13,000 likes?" then immediately refers to the number of likes they have as the evidence of their success
50:43 dumpster fire
I like our couch. I don't see why they hate it so much. I also don't see why they think spamming Facebook every couple of hours constitutes "hard work", playing a venue turns said venue into " their business for the night", and having terrible deals with no-name promotion companies automatically constitutes "deserving to get paid"
post by Reggie Farnsworth at Jun 9,2015 10:07am
I really like Robb saying a woman got butt naked at a show and used his leg as a stripper poll. He says this happened with over 100 people there.
Also turtle twin Stixx has left the band. Not like you should make an announcement that one of your founding members has left.
This song really begs the question, "is there a halo or no?"
post by wat at Jun 15,2015 2:45pm
i cried, i loled
Starting a New Year and a new Era in the Metal genre, the birth of Still Well Angel is quite possibly the largest Form of Exposure the MASS Metal Scene has seen in the past several years. Forming in the states Capital of Boston, Still Well Angel consists of some of Heavy Metal’s most elite musical talents. The Bass Guitar work belongs to the highly skilled and the most well-known shredder in all of the New England Area Robb Wells. Who has quite a résumé for himself with bands such as Painful Robb Wells and Best Friend Robb Wells. Typically known for his 7- string Bass, screaming solos and double picking abilities that are off the charts. Rob Wells dedicated years of hard work to those projects and knew it was time to really move to the next level of his career, and in doing so, Former Painful Robb Wells /Best Friend Robb Wells Guitarist Chasse agreed fully and set forward as well. Chasse has been a truly devoted musician all of his life, and has phenomenal skills, consisting of learning fully technical pieces of material in a shortly timed manner, and making the guitar a lead instrument with his skills and well rounded Abilities. The next piece to this incredible lineup was Drumming sensation, STIXX. Formerly of the Darkest Ruin/Best Friend Robb Wells, STIXX has a wide range of abilities, from Double Bass patterns, to incorporating several styles of drumming to his playing, Memorable Drum fills and also known for being very animated behind the kit. With the final piece of the puzzle being possibly the most essential piece, the most skilled and charismatic singer would be needed to truly fulfill this lineup and the direction they are gearing towards. With a bit of magic and fate, the band was completed when the 24 year old male prodigy Sean Chickarillo walked into the studio were the three members had been waiting with much anticipation, were he had taken them by storm with his wide range of vocal skills, and Brilliant melodies. With more of a Rock/Pop approach of singing has basically made the band evolve into a genre of metal that hasn’t been heard before. His approach to the rugged, raw metal edge that is instrumentally produced is riveting, and the pitches, melodies and Notes that are produced from his vocals can only be described as god-like. He has also incorporated his dance background and theater persona into the music and stage presence as well. Still Well Angel has created a formula that mixes chugging, thick and hyper guitar speeds, with a Bass tone that is as thick as only one can dream of, matching up with Double Bass drumming and technical articulation all around the Drums, with the final layer being an amazingly driven Vocal approach, with highs, Vibravados and several melodic Notes that bring tears of joy to your eyes. Still Well Angel’s birth in 2009 embarks a journey that will be a rollercoaster ride that you are all now apart of.
post by Anon at Jun 15,2015 3:08pm
Dear god, you got a link for that wall of hilarity?
post by joeyvsdavidlopan nli at Jun 15,2015 5:21pm
That opening sentence is rather close to the opening line from the infamous Saint To Sinner bio, yeah?
post by joeyvsdavidlopan nli at Jun 15,2015 5:42pm
Derp, I'm retarded.
post by Rawb's Tribal Schnoz at Jun 16,2015 10:30am
post by Dr. Oz at Jun 16,2015 11:04am
Um didn't he have cancerous polyps in that thing hahahahahahahhaha
post by Rawb‘s Tribal Schnoz at Jun 16,2015 11:29am
almost did
post by Real David Vincent at Jun 16,2015 12:41pm
MEDIA RELEASE!! PLEASE SHARE!!!
I am aware of Rawb's announcement of a collaboration with Chasse's and Stixx's replacements on new music. However, the inference that I have left Still Well Angel is incorrect. To be clear, I have not left Still Well Angel nor have I been asked to do so. Listen, I thought up a lot of that stuff on No Halo, it was really interesting to me as well. Raww Balls came in and he had some crazy ideas. And I said, Great. Let's have fun with it. No Halos. It is pretty simple, a very easy concept to understand. No Halo, it means what it says, the fans understood it. We are packing shows full of new fans, gettings tons of likes on Facebook. Legendary Dobbs was sold out, we went on at 3pm and it was sold out. No Halos, it is not even a concept album, it just really gets to the point. And for the record, I am still represented by Peter Grimm headwear. Pete said some stuff, Mike Browning said some things, STIXX did too, but he does not even like hats, I'm still getting my hats from Peter Grimm headwear. Sold out shows man, No Halos.
post by SWA facebook troll appreciation at Jun 16,2015 7:21pm
hail to Greg Wright:
Greg Wright: Yeah, I heard they had a medical issue...like being sick of your shit. Hahahaha you guys are the best, 2 members down and you haven't even made it below the Mason/Dixon. You've lost more band members than there have been people in attendance on the " Do Haydo Earst Coarst Tour"
"Hey guys we are paying to play with Shadows Fall. Let's post a Blabbermouth article about an entirely different show like it has something to do with us before we start saying we are their direct support act. KHAOS!"
post by Anon at Jun 17,2015 12:00pm
I love watching these dudes chew at their own balls like they're something important. It's some of the fucking best entertainment I get all day.
post by i_am_lazy at Jun 17,2015 2:25pm
A friend of mine with a track record of joining awful, awful bands is apparently their new drummer. Had he asked me like he occasionally used to, I would've talked him out of it. He probably would've somehow found an even worse band to join, though, like the last time.
You should ask if Robb told him that our singer got busted for soliciting gay sex from an undercover cop, because he has apparently been telling people that lately. Not a closeted homophobic response to getting trolled at all.
post by lol wut at Jun 17,2015 2:32pm
is raw balls old enough to be his father? did you ask what happened to the turtle twin?
post by Anon at Jun 17,2015 2:41pm
Yeah dude, if you have a line into the sanctum santorum of the SWApecave, you need to get us deets.
"Hey guys we are paying to play with Shadows Fall. Let's post a Blabbermouth article about an entirely different show like it has something to do with us before we start saying we are their direct support act. KHAOS!"
Did Eric Paone book this?
post by I LIKE TUWWTLES at Jun 17,2015 9:25pm
PURPLE DRUMKIT BUNDLLLRRRED URRRRP
post by Wise old man on a hill at Jun 17,2015 10:04pm
Is he giving up drumming?
post by Stillborn at Jun 18,2015 1:55pm
Turtle Twin Stixx wanted to hang up his Animal mask, so Turtle Twin Cowboy Hat had no choice but to eat him and keep going. It’s all spelled out in their shit lyrics.
“Devour and...CARRY ON, CARRY ON, CARRY ON.”
post by wat at Jun 18,2015 2:25pm
hhahhahaha
post by Raw Balls at Jun 19,2015 2:37pm
What's this about Rawb lying about seeing combat in Iraq now?
Also, I thought couchsurfing.com was for people looking for a cheap/free place to crash and maybe meet interesting people not a place for creepy old men to find their latest date rape victims.
post by Wise old man on a hill at Jun 19,2015 6:50pm
You are correct sir. You forgot who we are talking about- and besides, that all goes out the window when you are WORLD FAMOUS
post by Raw Balls at Jun 26,2015 3:04pm
Carolinas burndled urrrrrppppp!
post by no coincidence here at Jun 29,2015 12:09pm
Haven't checked this thread in forever since it instantly crashes the Shockwave player on my Chromebook. But finally the Rock HAS COME BACK....
Robb trying to talk shop with King Fowley on FB about the benefits of being an entertainer was classic. The $75 SWA merch bundle that saves you $7 (LOL) blows it out of the fucking water though.
post by Wise old man on a hill at Jul 8,2015 6:53pm
Robb's looking for a side project? How does a world-class musician find the time?
post by still well angel tour rider at Jul 8,2015 7:16pm
SOUTH CAROLINA or BIRMINGHAM, ALABAMA.... tent camping... near Simpsonville (or south/southeast of)... any ideas to actual sites?
post by bundle your home and auto at Jul 9,2015 8:19am
Haven't checked this thread in forever since it instantly crashes the Shockwave player on my Chromebook. But finally the Rock HAS COME BACK....
Robb trying to talk shop with King Fowley on FB about the benefits of being an entertainer was classic. The $75 SWA merch bundle that saves you $7 (LOL) blows it out of the fucking water though.
Link to both those pieces of comedy gold?
post by Sacreligion at Jul 9,2015 2:14pm edited Jul 9,2015 2:45pm
post by Wise old man on a hill at Jul 9,2015 3:16pm
Forced to cancel the tour? WHO SAW THIS COMING?
I guess he didn't listen to his own advice concerning pay-to-play BBQ's
post by thread halftime show recap at Jul 9,2015 5:47pm
They lost their drummer and guitar player. That leaves Robb and the cowboy hat wearing singer. Aren't the singer and the drummer twin brothers that started the band? Will Robb be the only one left? What will happen next in this gripping saga?
post by viva la buttrock! at Jul 9,2015 6:14pm
Still Robb Wells Angel
post by Sacreligion at Jul 10,2015 1:02am edited Jul 10,2015 1:03am
They lost their drummer and guitar player. That leaves Robb and the cowboy hat wearing singer. Aren't the singer and the drummer twin brothers that started the band? Will Robb be the only one left? What will happen next in this gripping saga?
SWA has gone through more members than CSDO.
post by Anon at Jul 10,2015 12:13pm
Side projects bundle duuuuuuppppp
post by BEAT IT IN MY HEAD at Jul 10,2015 3:18pm
Wait, so the drummer they got for their east coast tour wasn't ready for the high pressure world of playing some asshole's BBQ? What a pussy.
Also, I actually bought NO HALO as a joke and their is a song where Cowboy Hat is rapping on it.
So Robb Wells wants to fuck his stepdaughter even though he's been with his wife for 12 years even though he had that dating profile set up like last year. Wat
post by dummerless ball angels at Jul 16,2015 7:59pm
so is the Shadows Fall show still on? and has anyone noticed that shitty asian kid band that opened every palladium fag metal/pagan fest is also on the bill? so amazing!
post by Raw Balls, Scene Overlord at Jul 17,2015 3:00pm
Nothing like seeing Rawb Wells holding court to a bunch of morons about how the scene ain't what it used to be when he was sucking dick and paying to play in front of a different set of washed up bands.
Robb Wells
18 hrs · Edited ·
"You know what? There is NO (music) SCENE here in New England. It's every band for themselves and, to be quite honest, nowadays, it's how it has to be.
In the 80's & 90's bands were more communicative with one another. One bad promoter/venue and EVERYONE knew about it. Now, with no "union" AND the abundance of promoters, shits all fucked up!
Nothing for nothing but, for those chasing a record deal... NO BAND is gonna get it for you and they can't go with you.
For the others bands, well, that's just a mess all in itself when everyone hates everyone else simply because the music they play, paths they follow, belief system, etc. It's a "no win" situation trying to please this so called "scene".
Seriously, if your not willing to communicate amongst one another, let these promoters & venues know 'what's up' and how WE want to be shown off, then there's NO HOPE.
Unity amongst bands is where it has to start FIRST. Fuck what genre you play. Fuck what YOU think the scene should be like and FUCK ANYONE who thinks making money off of us is their right.
Take back the scene by re-building it. Evolution= revolution (in this case)."
"Please don't bring up 'pay-to-play' as that subject takes on so many meanings to so many different people."
post by Anon at Jul 28,2015 12:18pm
Robb Wells said
Well, with the 'No Halos' tour all wrapped up, we're taking a long break before these FINAL 3 shows of the year. We've been at it, each other, the road and many other things/obstacles for nearly 2 years straight.
Oh yeah. What an exhausting fucking tour that was, with half of it canceled.
Are we sure Robb isn't a long con, a joke by some scenester?
post by Sacreligion at Jul 28,2015 1:18pm edited Jul 28,2015 1:21pm
Band still refuses to admit they failed or lost any members. They are a living version of the Steamed Hams sketch.
Wait did he actually admit that it's dead or something?
post by Just sleeping at Sep 9,2015 3:57pm
Last I saw he was ranting about wanting arrogant and confident people to write songs for him in his "side project" that he stole from previous band members. And yelling about being not married, when his wife's page says otherwise...
post by Robb Wells at Sep 9,2015 4:40pm
We are a real band dammit! Suck my nuts trolls! Once we find a new guitarist and drummer, us AND SOC are gonna HEADLINE the Paladium with other REAL bands like Hinder!
post by RTTP dept of RTTP at Sep 9,2015 4:56pm
ok, sully, nobody cares now, you can let it die
post by Robb Wells at Sep 10,2015 7:59am
Suck my nuts troll! Stop trying to stiffle my band bro!
Yeah I haven't even checked this or posted for month's. The Robb thing has been done for me for a bit, nothing left to troll. Our time of uniting as one against a greater evil is over RTTP. You can all go back to fucking each other with your L.A.R.P swords, and arguing about who has a more credible battle vest. I'll go play in my Dillinger rip off band. #calculatingobesity
post by Robb Wells at Sep 16,2015 4:23pm
Arguing over battle vests? Eo you fucking endorse bullying huh? Cum Chumpster.
post by Robb_Wells_OFFICIAL at Sep 16,2015 9:14pm
It is amazing how some justify things. They'll befriend you, even buy ya a coffee but getting them to buy music is like pulling teeth out of a running gazelle.
You won't buy our (ALL indie bands) (99 cent) music, ($10) merch or come to shows (approx. $10) but you will buy a song for $1.04, $35 shirt and a $45-65 ticket.
When those bands are gone you can tell your kids you killed music because we (indie bands) won't be playing anymore. We ALL have bills, outside of music, that out weigh ANYTHING music related and OUR priorities WILL shift towards them leaving no one to play live shows, make new (talented/entertaining) music or encourage future musicians.
Doing it for the "love" of playing isn't good enough when it costs so much. Plus, to say we do 'it' for the money, as an "attack", just takes the steam out of us when, again, your willing to make someone else (major act) rich(er) and not give us independent bands a chance. Did you not know that all of those "other" bands were independent once?
post by UP UP UP DOWN DOWN DOWN at Sep 16,2015 9:30pm
SWA's only saving grace at this point is that this thread is so slammed full of strangers calling them douchebags and documented proof that Robb Wells' wife won't be in the same zipcode as his dick, that it takes forever to load.
post by Wise old man on a hill at Dec 7,2015 2:03pm
I'm unnerved by that... goatee? What would you call that, the Shoehorn?
I told him not to wear that. Fuck other bands getting FREE advertising from our WORLDWIDE, well known BAND! They can suck on my manscaped NUTS!!!
post by STIXX at Dec 23,2015 10:36am
HAVE URSELF A MRRRY LITTLE STIXXMAS EVRYORN!
post by Robb Wells at Jan 4,2016 1:58pm
Hey everybody, looking for some people to help me restart my old band SOC. I don't beat women like Robin and Dwyer, show some support!!! Happy holidays!
post by Nasal Polyps at Mar 1,2016 12:44pm
thread is bumpin duuuuupppppppp
any news from the official fb of legend robb wells?
post by I LOVE NU ROK at Mar 1,2016 1:44pm
Thrrnk yrrw vurrreh murrrch
post by Wise old man on a hill at Apr 29,2016 5:13pm
*heavy breathing*
post by ?!?!?! at Apr 29,2016 7:05pm
no way. flawless victory.
post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at May 28,2016 4:41pm
So this band finally packed it in huh? Is New England's musical cancer in remission?
post by Could it be?? at Jun 10,2016 9:37am
Still Well Angel
June 8 at 12:18pm ·
Ok...sooooo here's the scoop,
SWA 2nd Full Length Cd " DARK ILLUSIONS" is in the works. 12 songs of Khaos coming for ya, hopefully will be ready for the Fall 2016. Track listings and cover art coming soon....ROCK ON
Can it really signal the return of the great Raawbbles??
post by not sure if dead horse yet but at Jun 10,2016 11:05am
new SWA? i can't even
post by SEAN'S CUSTOM COWBOY HAT at Jun 18,2016 2:24pm
You fucking fuckers need to stop fucking mocking my fucking band, fuckers.
post by Randy Marsh/Cher at Jun 21,2016 4:26am
vattnet and still well angel are essentially the same band, both just want to "make it" ...Both pay2play shit bands
post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Aug 26,2016 6:22am
So I've been AWOL for a long time. What's been happening in the land of Stillwell?
this thread may be the ultimate browser killer, and i assume this has been covered before, but it appears as though the "cum chumpster fire" himself Rawballs Wells was fired at some point from the juggernaut that is massachusetts best heavy metal/hard rock band Still Well Angel.
post by Lord Bat at Dec 13,2017 8:12pm
Lol hail to Raw Balls. Heard he’s doing nsbm now. Well not really. The rest of the band still looks incredibly homo.
post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Dec 14,2017 7:51am
This band still exists?
post by Double chin strap at Dec 15,2017 12:20am
Twin chin strap beards. +1,000 douche points
post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Dec 16,2017 3:41pm
I'm kind of surprised Robb's still alive. Figured the almost-cancer would have finished the job by now.
post by Inquring Mindless at Dec 21,2017 12:39pm
So did they get the big contract with Warner Bros? I've been really pulling for them. There big break is right round the corner!
This thread is a browser breaker even with images disengaged but there needs to be an epitaph erected for the videos Sully made which I believe are lost forever.
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This thread is a browser breaker even with images disengaged but there needs to be an epitaph erected for the videos Sully made which I believe are lost forever.
Yeh i agree, one time i was sucking sully off and he was playing them and we were laughing.
Anyhow, SWA is the worst pile of shit ever to come out of mass. Can you imagine how their jam sessions went, how they agreed upon riffs they thought were cool. Imagine what they directly brought to each session individually.
I know bands like this, their egos are so large that it gets in their way of good judgement. I wonder if any of them have aids. Someone should book them for a show and then like everyone show up and like suck each other off and shit.
post by Colin Kappernicker at Sep 4,2018 11:10pm
You ever notice Autosy666 kinda looks like he could be related to those twin fucks.
I think he is, they always wanted to be like him and autopsy is 100% talentless when it comes to anything musical.
post by The real neverending thread of death at Dec 18,2019 10:03pm
Bump
post by #Facts at Dec 18,2019 10:24pm
This thread has brought great joy here. What's Raw Balls up to these days, besides not a music career?
post by King Thůnderstøöl‘s Ghost at Dec 19,2019 4:29pm