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returntothepit >> discuss >> email from my boss~directed at me.... by succubus on Jul 20,2004 4:38pm
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toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jul 20,2004 4:38pm
Ladies,

As we are in the midst of casual summer HR has had to remind some of the ladies that work in our area about dress code. I've been asked to just give everyone a little note to remind everyone of the dress code so no one in the group has any trouble with HR or anyone else for that matter.

So…some of the no-nos….

Midriff baring tops/pants. The new fashions are low on the hips pants and short shirts. Please remember these two do not go together well at work.

Halter tops

Low cut tops

Tank tops

Short shorts

Short Skirts

"beat up" jeans and such

Tight clothing

Here's the excerpt from the guidelines page:


Generally, jeans, t-shirts and sneakers are not considered acceptable Business Casual Dress outside of manufacturing and product development areas. Unacceptable throughout the company are shorts; clothing that is faded, frayed or torn; any clothing that is too tight, too short or too revealing; sweatpants; tank tops or halter tops; baseball caps; and "flip-flops."

Appropriate attire:
Examples:

Business Dress

For Women
Suit
Dress blouse with slacks or skirt
Dress
Dress shoes

Business Casual

For Women
Collared shirts and blouses
Slacks, including dress khakis
Skirts
Blazer, sweater, sports coat
Shoes


Just to remind folks casual summer dress was at the discretion of our VP so it could be reversed if not followed.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jul 20,2004 4:41pm
that's so fucking gay, i'll never work for a company that doesn't allow casual dress.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jul 20,2004 4:42pm
oh yeah, and sis, what are you wearing?



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Jul 20,2004 4:43pm
I want to work for a slave/prostitition company



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jul 20,2004 4:44pm
joe, move to compton.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jul 20,2004 4:44pm
jeans and a tank top...but i have a an open blazer over..

she's a bitch because she has a fat belly....no one is allowed to show theirs (she's preggo btw)



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jul 20,2004 4:46pm
find the biggest plus size ugliest dress you can find and wear it... see what they say then.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Jul 20,2004 4:46pm
RustedAngel said:
joe, move to compton.


holbrook is practically the same thing.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jul 20,2004 4:48pm edited Jul 20,2004 4:48pm
my friend cayse was driving me around boston and she pointed out a prostitute and I missed it.... I was so angry. I don't think I've ever seen one in person?



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Jul 20,2004 4:49pm
yeah you have, prostitutes hang out around the corner from the chopping block



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jul 20,2004 4:51pm
hrmm, maybe I just don't have the eye for them... or I see em and say "damn that girls hot" hahahahah.

next time I go to the CB you'll have to point some out for me.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Jul 20,2004 4:52pm
you definately don't think 'damn that girls hot'
more like 'oh what the fuck! my eyes!'



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Jul 20,2004 6:25pm
i say go to work naked



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 20,2004 6:43pm
or "dude looks like a lady"



toggletoggle post by JellyFish at Jul 20,2004 6:46pm
Joe/NotCommon said:
I want to work for a slave/prostitition company


work for GWAR



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Jul 20,2004 7:49pm
hahahahah!!! GWAR!!! Man i wish i could work for GWAR...



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Jul 20,2004 7:51pm
In like 10th grade my friend Chris and I couldn't go to see GWAR at Newbury Comics so we made fake flyers for it and had Chris's schizophrenic, crazy-ass 300 lb uncle pretend he was in GWAR and sign all these signatures. He drew a picture of a viking boat and a snake and wrote stuff like "ROCK ON!"

We then made a checklist of "facts" about the event and a drawing of the store so we could have matching stories of our awesome trip to see GWAR.

I still have the flyer.



toggletoggle post by JellyFish at Jul 20,2004 7:58pm
hahaha that rules.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jul 20,2004 8:47pm
carina, you should propose a "pimps 'n hoes" dress day!



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jul 20,2004 8:50pm
hahaha



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Jul 20,2004 10:34pm
Joe/NotCommon said:
I want to work for a slave/prostitition company


Wanna go into buisness with me?



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Jul 20,2004 10:39pm
EMC squared is whacked!!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jul 20,2004 10:43pm
after work we went to the AAC in milford...a group outing

i still think it's messed up how much they spend on booze and appetizers...
i had 2 drinks and a couple of meat free nachos...and 2 squares of cheese..everything else was chicken fingers, buffalo wings, etc,etc,



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Jul 20,2004 11:37pm
do they drive you guys in company vans and with designated drivers? ya'll should get tattoes together some drukend night.



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