http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/02/meet-...t-before-his-penis-breaks-for-good/


the feels

i'd rather know my date of death than my date of boner loss.

But then will you true to change it?

"received an email from someone who is apparently a friend of someone over there, so it is 100% credible" yea ok

Mahty, we gotta get up to 88 boners per hour and then you can go back in time and fix your penis and go to the Enchantment Under the Sea dance and bang your mom and become your own illegitimate father

such boner