AMD Ryzen™ 9 6900HX
https://store.minisforum.com/products/minisforum-um590?variant=43399608860917

It was $630. I'm saving cash to put 64GB DDR5 6000 into it, but it's driving 3 monitors right now.
2x4K and 1x2K. The 2K will support up to 8K eventually.

This machine was broken by a windows update. Trying to get into the bios, but the Keyboard doesn't work when I get there.

I'm looking at one of those new Raspberry Pi keyboard computers. I think everyone is fleeing the Intel space, but no point running to a clone... head out to the hills, I say.