hahah, I can't help but post my old entries about pooping. Me and 'someone else' on this board decided to get livejournals and only talk about our shits.

Here are some direct entries from mine, pretty funny IMO.

FEEL FREE TO POST HERE ANY RECENT FECAL EVENTS!!!

"Wednesday, December 10th, 2003
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10:56 am - OMFG, I HATE MY ANUS, but god, do i love anal.
the last fecal event was extrordinary, it came out as if it were one long marshmallow with a few potato chips embedded within. sometimes i feel like my asshole is going to stretch to an astounding 5" in diameter. why me? why does my shit have to be so wide? blame it on chex mix? i hope not. all i know is that my anus needs to take a break from the toilet scene.

"Saturday, November 29th, 2003
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11:39 pm - Freeze-pop disposal unit dispatched...
so it's been over 2 days since t-giving. no sign of bowel movements yet. could this be why i am so tired and feel like jello? my worst nightmare = colon cancer. i'm forcing at least one turd out tomorrow whether it's natural or not. "


"Wednesday, November 26th, 2003
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12:27 pm - I'm surrounded by vagina.
[feces]the last time i dropped a few cosby's was only the other day, but it feels as though it's been an eternity... chinease food, and uno's still inside of me... i'm getting nervous which probably means my asshole will explode soon enough.[/feces]

tomorrow is food day, i expect poop to arrive due early saturday."

"Saturday, November 1st, 2003
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6:46 pm - Shitball U.S.A.
due to the amount of traffic my LJ gets, and request's to update I decided to give you a little update on the current anal status.

i've been drinking more water, thus poop = less petrified. it is really difficult to push out a spiked log especially when it's hard, it would definetly be comparable to shitting farm equipment. "


"Tuesday, July 15th, 2003
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4:22 pm - A Soft Day At Work...
Usually I don't let my colored friends drop into the toilet scene at work, but you know how it is sometimes. At first I was just showering down with the golden juice, and then I decided to let the brownies flow. So I let them go, and they came out magnificent. So smooth, so soft, it was like giving birth to an m&m or two.

On totally different note, I can understand when people write about their personal lives on this...but why do people just fill out those gay quizzes over and over again??? your gay.

Favorite---
Color: Brown
Hairstyle: Dingleberry Dew
Music: James Brown

Yesterday I ate---
Cocoa Puffs
M&M's
Beer

Today I---
Pooped, at work.
Pee'd, in a urinal.

What Time Is it---
FECE FUN TIME. fuck.


People need to get a life, and should be more open with their bowel movements, it seriously relieves a lot of stress. "


"Friday, July 11th, 2003
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6:46 pm - The beginning of a new end.
I have felt the tip of a fece waiting to peak its ugly face out into toilet view all day. I will give him a peak soon. This one is going to be an ass-splasher. I guarantee it. "

those were gross

yet funny

what does it mean if you have green poop?

you ate too much spinach?

poop- the other for letter word

I was recovering one morning from a long night of acid, mushrooms, cough syrup, coke, and pot. I took a shit and realized it was literally glowing. Apparently according to my friends i emptied a glowstick into a glass and drank it.

poop stories are fun!!

Christraper said:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i thought i shit my pants last week when i farted, but i looked and there was nothing.