i did this:







i hit him in the face with an icey snowball while he was in the car, and then i went to run away. while was trying to get into my grandparents house where i was holding the door shut with my foot, he managed to break a pane of glass. i haven't stopped laughing since i threw the snowball.

i'm still going to piss on him.

This is reminiscent of these two kids I knew when I lived in North Carolina. The Robinette brothers. They both smelled like earwax and were visibly filthy. They never talked much but as time went on they got more outgoing. Especially when it came to hating eachother. The climax of their squabbles resulted in Nelson, the younger, breaking a 2x4 across the back of Tony's head. This got the police involved and when they showed up at the boy's parent's house, they immediately had it shut down due to various health code violations.

That motherfucker was knocked out COLD when he got that wood folded across him. Holy shit.

haha once some kid named tony threw a rock at the back of my older brothers head and he had to get stitches.

another time i got hit in the face with a plastic golf club and had to get stitches.

oh, and a few days ago some hardcore kid pulled a knife on his dad and now is under watch by doctors.

we blame it on unearth.