Today on the way down to Providence I was cracking Joe Christianni jokes like crazy, envisioning grand plans of getting a sign professionally made that reads "Welcome To Norwood, Home of Joe Christianni:Poser of Metal" and spraypainting "Joe Christianni Smokes Cock" on every sign for Norwood on I-95. Then I was hungry and we pulled off of 95 after seeing a sign for Taco Bell. This wasn't any taco bell, it was the taco bell in the Walpole Mall parking lot. I was laughing so hard that I almost took out the little "Welcome To The Walpole Mall" sign turning into the lot and nearly crashed into several parked cars. We went through the drivethru and as we headed for the lot exit I knew what I had to do. I rolled down my window and shouted "FUCK YOU JOE CHRISTIANNI!" Later I would yell, "YOU'RE JOE CHRISTIANNI'S MOM!" at an old woman walking on the side of the road.
i coulda swore i saw joe christianni at the norwood mcdonalds a couple fridays ago at night. some stiff in a trench coat stubble out the door and walked across the parking lot with some half ass corpse paint on. i was giving my order when it happened, i should yelled "joe"
