Official Announcement:

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

... if you werent so cool i might have hated you after reading that.

I saw that at http://www.davidicke.com click on they live humor. It's a strange site.

Move to Haiti.

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics?:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse

* 7 have been arrested for fraud

* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks

* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

* 3 have done time for assault

* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting

* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?



Give up yet?



It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

you're a loser dwyer. go sell your shit for $20 a pop and steal people's cd's

dood...Dwyer...where is this information coming from?
any reputable source? or just like some hopped up left winger?

Oh, it's just for fun, who cares?

lol....just askin. It sounded a bit extreme, and aroused suspicion!!

just because you don't want to believe it, doesn't mean it's not true!!!

but, its not true. so.....
lol

Why do you find that list so hard to believe? We live in a country that re-elects people caught smoking crack on videotape.

I find it hard to beleive, because its not true...read the thread.
Obviously, people are people, and all people do stupid shit, but that list is ridiculous.

Marion Barry rules the brillo pad crack pipe.

That list is several years old. It comes from here http://www.capitolhillblue.com/Aug1999/081699/criminalclass1-081699.htm

I have no trouble believing it. I'm surprised anyone would. You put 535 of almost any kind of people together and a bunch of them are going to have records.
It looks like the worst offenders are mostly Democrats.

hahah word up!


Yeah I'm late. I know.

Pk, Autopsy never said it wasn't true, he just said "oh, it's just for fun, who cares?", as in "I just think it's funny, I don't care whether or not it's true", meaning he doesn't know whether or not it's true, I THINK! Not sure, that's what I think he meant though. It does seem sort of ridiculous, but yeah, I wouldn't be too surprised if it was true. I wish I wasn't too lazy to do some quick surfing to figure out how much truth is in there.

It's like he's in total denial. The way he kept repeating "its not true".
I can picture him with his eyes closed and his hands over his ears going "la la la la la, I can't hear you"