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returntothepit >> discuss >> Happy fuckin birthday to MEEE! by KeithMutiny on Apr 22,2005 1:30am
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toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Apr 22,2005 1:30am
i honestly never thought i\'d live to see 24...



come on folks, make me feel special just this once, hahaha



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Apr 22,2005 1:40am
i think when joe NC turned 24 my response was 24 year olds are gay. since i don't turn 24 for another 6 weeks,i can still say 24 year olds are gay.



toggletoggle post by Scoracrasia   at Apr 22,2005 2:24am
I'll be 32 this year. I always said I know I am going to be forced to live to see it.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Apr 22,2005 2:32am
Happy ejection from the womb day, go kiss your Mom's birth canal!



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Apr 22,2005 2:33am
happy birthday, keithy!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Apr 22,2005 2:44am
happy birthday you midgetfucking cumdumpster. how's that for special?



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Apr 22,2005 3:28am
Your birthday is on Earth Day.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Apr 22,2005 7:20am
The end days are upon us.

Oh happy birthday Keith.



toggletoggle post by SuperFly at Apr 22,2005 7:47am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish I was 24.
Not the old sad sack of shit I am now.
I'm hung-over and angry today.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Apr 22,2005 8:48am
happy birthday honey.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Apr 22,2005 9:41am
Why didnt you think youd live to see 24?
Are you in a gang or something?
Drug user?
Aids?
I dont get it.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Apr 22,2005 9:47am
happy birthday keith mutiny on behalf of heineken



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Apr 22,2005 9:50am
happy bday sucka mc



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Apr 22,2005 9:51am
I hugged my penis thinking it was keith mutiny



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 22,2005 9:51am
powerkok said:
Why didnt you think youd live to see 24?
Are you in a gang or something?
Drug user?
Aids?
I dont get it.


He's a white boy and used to live in Lowell. [I think.]



toggletoggle post by SuperFly at Apr 22,2005 9:52am
He's from DOT.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Apr 22,2005 9:53am
No, he is from Dorchester. I went to school with him way back when.



toggletoggle post by SuperFly at Apr 22,2005 9:53am
like I said.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 22,2005 9:53am
Well, he's still a white devil.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Apr 22,2005 9:55am
Ahh...ok.
That means nothing to me....Is that supposed to a rough town or something?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 22,2005 9:57am
It's like being in a 24-hour Spike Lee joint.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Apr 22,2005 9:57am
HAHAHHA ok I getcha.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Apr 22,2005 9:58am
Your post wasn't there when I started typing mine Jeffrey, don't be a play hata.

Dorchester today is like that movie Judgement Night, minus the awesome Onyx/Biohazard song.



toggletoggle post by SuperFly at Apr 22,2005 10:01am
sorry jo-jo, I ain't no playa hata.
I only hate myself.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 22,2005 10:02am
Darkchester.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Apr 22,2005 10:02am
Don't hate yourself, it was your music that kept Keith going all this time. Disrupt is so inspirational!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 22,2005 10:03am
That's what Keith meant. He didn't know if he could go on living in a post-Disrupt world.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Apr 22,2005 10:05am
lets write and perform in a musical about the post-disrupt world through they eyes of keith. we can all play ourselves.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 22,2005 10:05am
Only if I can also play with myself.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 22,2005 10:07am
I nominate Jonathan Taylor Thomas of Home Improvement fame to play the young Keith Mutiny.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Apr 22,2005 10:07am
I nominate Macalay Culkin to play Keith's ex-girlfriend



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 22,2005 10:08am
I have a hard-on just thinking about the love scenes.



toggletoggle post by SuperFly at Apr 22,2005 10:09am
you guys are fucked



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 22,2005 10:10am
Keith right now is writing an impassioned letter to Jeff asking if Disrupt will reform.



toggletoggle post by SuperFly at Apr 22,2005 10:13am
there better be a big fat check inside that letter



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Apr 22,2005 10:14am
What child stars can play Keith and myself and our former class mates at the school grounds of St.Gregorys?

Tom Sellek can play Father Parise.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Apr 22,2005 10:15am
Id say the 4 eyed kid from Jerry mcgwire plays Joe, and keith is played by Dakota Fanning.



toggletoggle post by SuperFly at Apr 22,2005 10:16am
did that priest touch you in funny places?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 22,2005 10:16am
That kid in the Eurotrip movie who goosesteps and sieg heils is an obvious choice for the young Joe Not Common.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 22,2005 10:17am
If he looked like Tom Selleck, I'd let him touch all my funny places.

...

I uh... I mean I hate faggots.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Apr 22,2005 10:17am
But I want to have sex with Dakota Fanning, but not Keith.

I think that whatever that creature was that played Simon Birch should be in the movie, not sure who he could play but we can make up a new person in Keith's troubled life for the adaptation of his life.



toggletoggle post by SuperFly at Apr 22,2005 10:19am
happy birthday keith
just trying to get this thread back to where it was



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Apr 22,2005 10:19am
Joe/NotCommon said:
But I want to have sex with Dakota Fanning, but not Keith.



Easily the best\worst NC quite ever!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 22,2005 10:19am
Also the best lie Joe has ever told.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Apr 22,2005 10:20am
If I tell you what the priests did to me, then I will go to hell. Please don't make me go to hell Jeff.



toggletoggle post by SuperFly at Apr 22,2005 10:22am
hell wont be so bad. I used to be in a band called CORKY, based on the greatest tv show ever, LIFE GOES ON, so I am definately going to hell. and I'll probably be dead before you, so you will know someone when you get there.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Apr 22,2005 10:23am
I want to have sex with Simon Birch



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 22,2005 10:24am
Everyone Joe knows will be waiting in Hell for him. Waiting to rape him.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 22,2005 10:25am
Next time I see Keith I'm going to give him a birthday lapdance.



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Apr 22,2005 10:28am
Hell will be nice, at least we'll all already know eachother



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Apr 22,2005 10:36am
Now all we need to do is create Keith's future and we can finish this story up.



toggletoggle post by SuperFly at Apr 22,2005 10:37am
he has no future



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Apr 22,2005 10:38am
this might be a short musical.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 22,2005 10:47am
I just wrote Keith's life story on a toothpick.



toggletoggle post by SuperFly at Apr 22,2005 10:48am
haha



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Apr 22,2005 11:15am
i bet you didnt even need the whole toothpick



toggletoggle post by SuperFly at Apr 22,2005 11:30am
you could probably fit it on a single grain of rice, HA!



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Apr 22,2005 11:59am
A single grain of rice: the musical biography of keith mutiny

When I get back from Philly I am gonna find and scan our kindergarten class picture (where I won the art contest, motherfuckers!)



toggletoggle post by SuperFly at Apr 22,2005 12:37pm
that has a nice ring to it



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Apr 22,2005 12:54pm
ill play myself in the musical as long as disrupt reunites to do the soundtrack



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Apr 22,2005 12:57pm
i think as a birthday wish for Keith Disrupt should play the Grind/Doom fest if Goat's Blood isn't playing.



toggletoggle post by SuperFly at Apr 22,2005 1:00pm
there's a better chance of this musical happening



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Apr 22,2005 1:00pm
SuperFly said:
there's a better chance of this musical happening


lame lame lame lame !



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Apr 22,2005 1:01pm
ill fuckin write and produce a godam musical if thats what it takes



toggletoggle post by SuperFly at Apr 22,2005 1:02pm
please stop torturing me



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Apr 22,2005 1:02pm
this aggression man, this agression will not stand.



toggletoggle post by Strep_Cunt  at Apr 22,2005 1:06pm
happy birthday keith. it only gets worse.



toggletoggle post by blue nli at Apr 22,2005 4:16pm
i might get you a beer tonight. if i can actually afford it.



toggletoggle post by PatMeebles at Apr 22,2005 5:24pm
I did not know this...



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