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New site? Maybe some day.
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i'll be wearing something like this photoshoppiedimage i did:
who wants to go with me?
[i will have some mushrooms to share if is a girl] |
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i am also going to dyemy hair white silvergrey like andy warhol the asshole who was not really very creative. |
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i'll go if you promise to put out afterwards |
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ov course i will but only if you have vagina?
i am hard like that and can you handle it? |
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how about you ask a girl at school?.. |
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If you wear white, don't spill your red wine! |
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If you have drugs, just date rape someone |
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joe/notcommon said: If you have drugs, just date rape someone |
Joe, do you still have those fantasies of penguins frolicking around you on a deserted island while ejaculating on a telephone pole while midget women throw tiny pickles at you? |
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No, my only fantasy involves cutting out women's eyes |
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cool, can i have your eyes? i'll keep them in a black box wrapped in silk next to my pillow! |
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of course you do, look at my profile! silly rabbit, trix r 4 kids! |
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I looked, not ringing any bells. |
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you just saw me on Saturday night, need i kick you in the bells to remind you? |
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My prom sucked. The bus broke down and stranded all of us kids on the highway. |
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I am a wigger! My name is Roxanne Chante' - oh wait, you're probably too young to remember that shit. |
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i'm taking the subway to the prom. |
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my_pretentious_erection said: ov course i will but only if you have vagina?
i am hard like that and can you handle it? |
I have a vagina. |
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heres some advice, stop photoshopping outfit ideas and find a date instead of posting on the internet |
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fuck that. i'm spending almost 500 on a suit, i don't have the money for a date. |
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my_pretentious_erection said: fuck that. i'm spending almost 500 on a suit, i don't have the money for a date. |
This sounds very metrosexual!
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i went to my sisters grand march last friday, she was princess, i got a buncha of numbers from girls i knew in high school. i hated my prom, i ate the meal and left with my date. |
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i went to like 6 proms, always left early, always got shitted at somone elses expense. |
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KeithMutiny said: i went to like 6 proms, always left early, always got shitted at somone elses expense. |
you're my hero |
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I know there's a dude in Throwing Shrapnel that lived for prom jokes at the flywheel show last friday night...perhaps that's him above me? |
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HAHAHA, im sad i missed that show after hearing about it. |
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i wore black vinyl to prom, got shit faced and passed out. not that exciting. |
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