and it doesn't matter much to me, as long as he's dead.


Last Caress (of Michael Jackson's penis by Joe Chrstianni)

xmikex said:

this is the third time in 3 days someone has wished death on this guy who the hell is he?

if you're cool, you hate Joe Christianni for no reason...get in on it

ill hate him for being human and having a lame name hows that sound

anonymous said:

*shrugs* i dunno. but he gets pissed whenever i point out that he owns a Skip-It, and carries a picture of Mario Lopez in his wallet.

anonymous said:

perfect...but to be cool you have to hate him for no reason...you seem to have a reason

Hey hey hey, you leave skip-it out of this. And don't start knocking Crocodile Mile either, or your fate is sealed.

brian_dc said:

i guess im not cool ill have to settle for beautiful

i saw him in the supermarket headed toward the checkout with a shopping cart full of kielbasa, hot dogs, sausage, weinerschnitzel, bologna, and mineral oil.

i saw him in the city..his cross was rather bloody..and he could hardly roll his stone!

DeOdiumMortis said:

Crocodile Mile!

YOU RUN! YOU SLIDE! YOU HIT THE BUMP AND THEN YOU DIE!

That one always makes me think of Gator Golf.

"Gator Golf, put your balls in his mouth...
Gator Golf, make him turn all about..."

i thought that was mr bucket who accepted balls in his mouth

nope

danny p nli said:

no, that's my exgirlfriend.

my exgirlfriend is JOE CHRISTIANNI!

Mr bucket... put your balls in my top... im Mr bucket... out of my mouth they will pop...

I thought it was "Mr Bucket, the balls pop out of my mouth."

DeOdiumMortis said:

nope im here to confirm once and for all they pop out of my mouth

when asked to confirm joe christianni's homosexuality, his girlfriend only had this to say: "is this a gummy bear or a genital wart?"

turns out its his pinky finger he lost his johnson in afreak boating accident

so they had to sew his pinky on there. honestly i cant tell the difference

i couldnt get off when i plowed her... i had to like... go in at an angle to feel SOMETHING out of it. i gave up after like an hour.

you should have put it in her ass she cant get enuff

"when joe slams me, he insists on role play. i always get to be balky from perfect strangers." joe christianni's girlfriend

ha ha ha ha

THIS JUST IN: five mid-west tourists plummet to death in the grand canyon. upon further inspection it is discovered to be joe c's girlfriend's gross snatch, later renamed vagina mountain.

anonymous said:

hahaha

pssst. Niccolai.

DeOdiumMortis said:

you are correct.

i'm Mr. Bucket
the balls pop out of my mouth
i'm Mr. Bucket
buckets of fun

holy shit I remember that thing. lol.

it goes:

i'm mr. bucket
toss your balls in my top
i'm mr. bucket
out of my mouth they will pop

back when that commercial was always on, my dad would tell me he was going to buy it for me for xmas even though i told him i didn't want it.

wee, we're all gonna run
i'm mr. bucket, wee, buckets of fun

I heard Joe Christianni got picked last for a game of 4 on 4 Mr. Bucket

i heard it was guy on guy mr. bucket.

dreadkill said:

Shirts vs. skins turned into skins vs. skins which turned into.... well let's just say Mr. Bucket had balls coming OUT of his mouth and Joe Christianni....

you get the point.

i knew it

THESE ARE ALL LIES!