Hi Joe, my name is Ryan and I play guitar in Catalyst. I'm very lazy and figured I'd just post here instead of email you. You seem like a nice fellow and I'd be interested in "trading shows" with you. Sometimes, I do things at Cherry St. in Wallingford here in CT. They're usually pretty awesome. I'd step on my own mother to play that Demilich show - but if I could work something out with you and spare her... that would be great.

myspace.com/unholycatalyst
(i know, myspace is gayer than five men passionately fucking while listening to bleeding through)

Haha you think Joe's a nice fellow.

GoatOfCatalyst said:


that may be true, but my view is, ITS FREE!

There goes Keith talking about free man-sex again.

no, man sex isnt free, but myspace is.

Dissector said:


well, i heard about him calling all those carvels yesterday demanding a swastika-shaped ice cream cake for hitler's birthday, but i just took it as hearsay

KeithMutiny said:

You pay for it?

AUTOPSY_666 said:

no, i charge, why you interested?

dwyer, i like you, but your not my type, sorry.

Damn! You got such a purdy mouth.