I frequently enjoy your state's fine natural environs, partaking in hiking and other such activities. Yes I am a masshole but I think this is for a greater good that we can all get behind.
I know your state's motto is "Live Free or Die" but I don't think the founders of NH thought about freeclimbers when they came up with it. You see, I was hiking along a trail a few days ago, I was having a great time and then the trail passed along a majestic rock face. I looked up expecting to see more of nature's beauty and instead found myself staring up at a rock climber's balls. The culprit? Booty shorts.
Are they more comfortable than regular shorts? I don't fucking know, but I think any comfort gained is lost on anyone unfortunate enough to be stuck under some Vermonter/European dude's exposed pubes.
So I'm asking for your help in getting an initiative on the ballot this November that would require rock climbers to at least put some longer shorts on.
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post by anonymous at Aug 27,2006 7:10pm
they look like cut offs.maybe he can't afford new shorts?
