----: I had a dream about you last night and robin and ord and your roomie and candy.
----: no dwarves though.
Cowmaximus (5:37:40 PM): Candy, as in the delicious snack?
----: yes.
----: so I had sex with Robin, but it wasn't real sex, I put my finger in his bum and you came in and told me I had to leave.
Cowmaximus (5:38:23 PM): haha
Cowmaximus (5:38:27 PM): I knew you wanted him.
Cowmaximus (5:38:35 PM): It's his boyish charm
----: no it gets worse.
----: I watched you make out with him and I got mad.
----: so I walked in on your roomie and Ord getting it on.
----: but your roomie had bigger boobs
----: so I interrupted them and told them you and robin were making out
----: and she was outraged
----: so she left the house completely.
Cowmaximus (5:39:41 PM): haha
----: I then proceeded to put my finger in ords ass
----: and you and robin came in
----: (this ass thing, I have no idea where it came from?)
----: and then I was making out with you and your roomie came back with candy.
Cowmaximus (5:40:33 PM): And then it was over?
----: Then I left to eat candy and you doods got it on with your roomie.
----: and Robin was mad I ate the Kit Kat.
----: then I woke up and I felt sad for Robin not having a kit kat.
Cowmaximus (5:41:26 PM): And now I do too.

I'm just glad I was only getting it on with chicks in her dream.

I always knew me and Robin were meant to be together.

Cowmaximus: I had a dream too.
best girl ever: did it involve Unicorns?
Cowmaximus: No.
Cowmaximus: Worse.
best girl ever: Anna Nicole Smith?
best girl ever: RIP
Cowmaximus: Me and *** were a couple. The dream was like, couple life.
Cowmaximus: And I hate you and blame you 100%
best girl ever: THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE
best girl ever: our lives with be perfect.
best girl ever: wait, can I still get an orgy or is that out?
Cowmaximus: That was never in.
Cowmaximus: Ass poker.
best girl ever:
best girl ever: you ruin everything fun in my life.
Cowmaximus: You are a dirty girl.
best girl ever: you and *** can join in?
Cowmaximus: Go to church.
best girl ever: I have jesus in my heart.
best girl ever: so I'm taking this as a no?
best girl ever: hey don't forget you made out with ROBIN in my dream. Pervert.

Cowmaximus (5:46:09 PM): YOURS
Cowmaximus (5:46:11 PM): NOT MINE
Cowmaximus (5:46:16 PM): YOUR FANTASY NOT MINE

I closed the window when you said the part about how you wanted Ord to touch you in your happy place. <3 BRING KIT KATS

That's common knowledge.

Rich and I may be going steady but I'm not that kind of guy.

hahaha you totally are.

I don't appreciate being the only one who didn't get laid in this dream.

I'm a bad liar.

Kevin's mustache tickles when we kiss.

ps. Rich had one testicle in this dream and a full head of hair.

I would prefer that reality.

I lacked body hair in her dream. I prefer her reality as well.

ps, go check your girlfriends page PAYBACK NIGGA!

I lack a girlfriend and negro skin. :(

sorry, that's for Goodwin.

then come over with Kit Kats and some saran wrap, lets git it done.

anonymous said:

We only use stage names here. Don't ruin the internet fantasy.

I can't conform to your Forum rules and what not. Now go shave your front and take n00dz.

You're too excited to see my shaved scrotum Michelle. One cock picture on the way.

This is very romantic.

I know how to sweet talk the bitches.

Thank you Kevin Ord.

RichHorror said:

Not as romantic as the makeout session you had last night with Robinator! Zing!

He's all man.

anonymous said:

You're welcome sugar tits.

RichHorror said:

see this finger?

could I get in on this? I could really use three dicks in my face at once, it's been almost an hour since the last time that happened and I'm fiending for semen.

^ Fagget Troll is Fagget ^ seems legit.

thread bumper is butthurt, but doesn't know who to be butthurt about.

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