This guys dry sense of tapped humor cracks me up. He is on Comedy Central right now, but just about over. Good times.




HAHA!! "Wind chimes are for stupid people so they would know when there was a breeze"

YES, I love Steven Wright.

BACKED

One of the BEST!

Much appreciated. One of my favorite stand up comics.

Go get "I have a Pony." It came out like twenty years ago but is still relevent now and wicked funny. "Some people are afraid of heights. I'm afraid of widths."

He was also Guy on the couch in Half Baked.

he grew up in my town. one of his brothers worked for my dad and another brother paved my driveway. i thought it was actually steven wright paving my driveway.

One of my favorites. I have a Pony is hilarious.
I like to take a humidifier and put it in a room with a dehumidifier and let em battle it out.

I accidentally spiled spot remover on my dog. now he's gone.

dreadkill said:



Burlington High School is also known for the fact that Amy Poehler's Mother teaches there.

true, amy poehler had the same english teacher as me at bhs

K-Billy's super sounds of the seventies

. . .

The Behoie-moth

i just listened to "I have Pony" the other day. classic.

litacore said:


Holy Shit!! Good call!! Resevoir Dogs!! He was the DJ. YES!!

Watched Natural Born Killers the other night, forgot he was in that!

He's currently living inCambridge, seen him in WHOLE FOODS afewtimes

That's awesome. I want to see him at Whole Foods. He's one of few 'celebrities' I'd want to approach and shoot the shit with.

BornSoVile said:

oh yeah, I forgot about that too. Somehow everything that dude says is hilarious. It's all in his delivery.