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New site? Maybe some day.
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thats how emo kids get high... snorting cum through crazy straws. |
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... starring - Michael Yay, Adam William Adams and Peggy Egg?
hahaha i refuse to believe people actually had those names. |
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that looks like sawdust.
why would anyone even try heroin now? |
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I love how they talk of how bad it will be if it spreads yet they are advertising it for it by having that article. |
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Looks like Parmesan cheese. |
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Eh, who can really be surprised. Here's an encounter I recently had with a DARE table outside a CVS. True story, too.
DARE Cunt: Can I speak to you for a moment?
Handsome Me: No thanks, I don't agree with exposing kids to private adult behavior.
DARE Cunt: We're trying to keep kids away from drugs!
Dashing Me: How? Statistically, your little program has turned more kids ON to recreational drugs than all the pushers, rap stars, and Cheech and Chong movies combined. It's been a dismal failure, a waste of millions of taxpayer dollars, and has met the chopping block in over 20 states.
DARE Cunt: But this is the "new" DARE program we're trying!
Goddam Sexy-Assed Me: What's new about it? Are you just cutting through the bullshit and buying Junior's weed for him?
DARE Cunt: Thank you, have a good day.
As I walked away, I couldn't help but ponder the fact that I had just purchased a pack of cigarettes... a recreational drug which is deadly, highly addictive, causes immediate and long-term effects on non-users, and is completely legal. Amazing. |
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haha i enjoy wearing my DARE shirt whilst taking massive bong rips. |
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Metal Mega-Stud said: Eh, who can really be surprised. Here's an encounter I recently had with a DARE table outside a CVS. True story, too.
DARE Cunt: Can I speak to you for a moment?
Handsome Me: No thanks, I don't agree with exposing kids to private adult behavior.
DARE Cunt: We're trying to keep kids away from drugs!
Dashing Me: How? Statistically, your little program has turned more kids ON to recreational drugs than all the pushers, rap stars, and Cheech and Chong movies combined. It's been a dismal failure, a waste of millions of taxpayer dollars, and has met the chopping block in over 20 states.
DARE Cunt: But this is the "new" DARE program we're trying!
Goddam Sexy-Assed Me: What's new about it? Are you just cutting through the bullshit and buying Junior's weed for him?
DARE Cunt: Thank you, have a good day.
As I walked away, I couldn't help but ponder the fact that I had just purchased a pack of cigarettes... a recreational drug which is deadly, highly addictive, causes immediate and long-term effects on non-users, and is completely legal. Amazing. |
Haha -- I like how you were handsome, dashing AND goddamned sexy all within one conversation. |
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