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returntothepit >> discuss >> Kenny Lanning! by i_am_not_me on Jul 5,2007 7:00pm
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toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at Jul 5,2007 7:00pm
Saw 'im walking into the Ashland Corner Pub just a couple minutes ago...haha.

Is he doing booking there now? Hmmm...



toggletoggle post by hungtableed at Jul 5,2007 7:15pm
That's a crock of shit, he quit drinking a few years ago guy.



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at Jul 5,2007 7:18pm
Well then he must be there booking bands. I definitely saw him, and he was definitely walking in there.

Unless he was going to deliver pizza there or something? He WAS wearing a Papa Gino's shirt...but he wasn't carrying anything.



toggletoggle post by hungtableed at Jul 5,2007 7:19pm
I was only kidding. I think every time I've seen him in the past 2 years he tells me that he is sober but by the end of the night he ends up sloshed. "It's just ha-one bheeer dood!"



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at Jul 5,2007 7:20pm
Oh, okay. Sorry, my sarcasm detector is busted.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jul 5,2007 9:54pm
kenny lanning quits drinking in between each drink. he also quits crack whenever he can't afford it.

when is he going to get hit by a bus or something?



toggletoggle post by ArrowHead is watching you at Jul 5,2007 9:55pm
Dealing with that kid is like trying to teach physics to a retarded kitten with 2 legs.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jul 5,2007 9:57pm
i think you'd have more luck teaching physics to a retarded kitten with 2 legs.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHead is watching you at Jul 5,2007 10:00pm
That's a given. But both experiences leave you frustrated and wanting to kill a retarded two legged creature.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jul 5,2007 10:05pm
zingaaah



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Jul 5,2007 11:00pm
I've seen him crawling away from Adesa in Framingham plenty of times.



toggletoggle post by HailAtWork at Jul 6,2007 3:49pm
I can't believe bands are still letting him book them...



toggletoggle post by Whoremastery  at Jul 6,2007 6:06pm
i can't believe im seeing this name again...this kid sucks...never let him use your bathroon...he has serious anal death!



toggletoggle post by smoker of rock cocaine at Jul 20,2009 11:48pm
he's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!



toggletoggle post by I_am_not_me   at Jul 21,2009 12:16am edited Jul 21,2009 12:16am
I heard that Dr. Rockso was really Kenny Lanning.



toggletoggle post by KENNY LANNING W/ BUSTED JAW at Feb 11,2010 7:42am
YOU FUCKING PEOPLE BETTER TALK STOPPING SHIT ABOUT ME OR I WILL FUCK YOUR KICKING ASSES!



toggletoggle post by 1-800-54-GIANT at Feb 11,2010 8:00am
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
kenny lanning quits drinking in between each drink. he also quits crack whenever he can't afford it.

when is he going to get hit by a bus or something?


your increasingly fat, insecure, and un-funny. if there was a kenny lanning commemorative coin to be released into general circulation, you would be the water buffalo on the other side.



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Feb 11,2010 8:26am
1-800-54-GIANT said[orig][quote]
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
kenny lanning quits drinking in between each drink. he also quits crack whenever he can't afford it.

when is he going to get hit by a bus or something?


wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah kenny lanning wah wah.


Fail.



toggletoggle post by kenny lanning at Mar 23,2012 5:08pm
Hey guys sorry about everything before I hope we can be friends again. I was thinking about putting some shows together soon with this band vital remains you ever heard of them? they're sick and wicked brutal!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 23,2012 5:09pm
Sounds like an awesome show. Are bands playing it?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 23,2012 5:18pm
i almost had a heart attack, i live like 3/4 of a mile from the Corner Pub now, and the last thing i want is to run into Kenny Lanning. thankfully this was from 2007.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 23,2012 5:26pm
is this about the really cool show i've been hearing about?



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at Mar 23,2012 6:17pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
i almost had a heart attack, i live like 3/4 of a mile from the Corner Pub now, and the last thing i want is to run into Kenny Lanning. thankfully this was from 2007.


...a skillful troll can make impressions far into the future.



toggletoggle post by Fuck_Logging_In at Mar 23,2012 8:11pm
Only John Stone's Public House is real.



toggletoggle post by Fuck_Logging_In at Mar 23,2012 8:11pm



toggletoggle post by Katatonic at Mar 24,2012 5:21pm
Kenny Lanning was spotted at the Bay State Gym band rooms a few weeks ago. Confirmed. He is back.



toggletoggle post by Whoremastery! at Mar 24,2012 7:53pm
NEVER let Kenny use your toilet! He has SERIOUS anal death!!!



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