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LIES

and RDB.

Fact: Rilly shops at Pier One.

razer airs sicness etc.

Fact: Rilly drinks flavored water.

DestroyYouAlot said:

Fact: JeffHorror and Rilly showered together no fewer than 13 times
even though they were on opposing JV teams.

Impossible. I am the real Joe Christianni.

Fact: Rilly has a bigger and better unicorn collection than you do.

if he furiously masturbates while listening to Sacreligion, then yes, you are correct.

Fact: Rilly once vowed to fight the ENTIRE crowd at Suffocation.

DestroyYouAlot said:

hahaha. i dont think i would fight anyone at a suffocation show. the music is way too heavy and that would pump everyone up to a ridiculous level of br00tal.

Fact: Rilly was the first person to have a Nightmare Before Christmas Backpack, Teeshirt, AND sweatband.

FACT-xmikex is the only one able to actually make funny joe christianni threads

Obviously - I'm just hammering the F5 button on the Joe Christianni quote generator and replacing "Joe Christianni" with "Rilly." It's so easy, even a caveman could do it!

I was hoping that the mere mention of the name Joe Christianni would cause xmikex to appear and bless us with lulz, but he has forsaken us in our hour of need.

I almost forgot that name.