I'm on hold with the internal helpdesk, and the hold music is really good classical guitar material - with the added bonus that I don't have to answer the phone for a while. I'm gonna call more often with questions they can't answer, just to get put on hold.

since i deal with booze all day, the hold music varies from the "real men of genius" commericals or the "this is BUUUDWEISEEERRRR" song.

I would eat a bullet; no joke.