Say you had a terminal illness and contacted the Make-A-Wish Foundation. They have to make your wish come true, no matter what it is, right? What would your wish be?

Mine would be to eat a jewish baby while simultaneously having sex with a black baby.

Fuck a 13 year old.

But if I had a terminal illness, what's to stop me from just going out and making this a reality?

Nothing's to stop you even without one. The idea here being you can do it without any legal repurcussions.