someone post me some beer that i can reach through the screen and take like in the year 1999 will be

dude just go down to your local college, and hit on the new 18 year old freshman who are trashed.

will they give me beer? haha

yes they will, they give anyone beer.

Still not smoking? Do I need to call Mike?

Who wants to shoot some 151 with me?

lol martins

BYE IM GOING TO GO DRINK BEER AND VODKA

I got drunk to the McCain speech last nacht. Fell asleep on the couch

Watching McCain speak is like staring at a cardboard box for six hours straight.

is that some kind of super heroin?

Yes.

i think i will be drunk tonight
pint of jack daniels + 2 - 22 oz bottles of homebrewed beer = the room is spinning

i was drunk and trying to play the sub-levels in level 10 in Burnout Revenge, which is surprisingly difficult even when sober. the only time i can get away drunk driving. at 210 mph.

high life and heroin.. what a mix.

oh my.

lol.. not serious. i was def drunk last night but didnt even realize it until i woke up at 6 this morning when nick left for work and felt like my eyes were bleeding and had no idea anything he said bc my brain was in knots.

haha i figured

try drinking bleach... it worked for punky brewster

railing lines of powered bleach gets you way more fucked up.. but the drip is another story.