yeah

he is funny.
"did you know if you hit a midget in the head with a mallet, he turns into a pile of gold coins? it's true"

right between your tits

When a man loves a woman very much, he heaves himself off of his hemorrhoid donut, he takes 3 viagra, a beta-blocker and an eye dropper full of blood thinner. Then he lays on top of his beloved like a pile of laundry...on top of another pile of laundry. Then, he takes his penis ERECT IN DEFIANCE OF GOD'S WILL...enters her vagina like a Chap-Stick entering the Laray Caverns. Then, 9 months later, she gives birth to a beautiful baby, which I will illustrate by pushing this uncooked cornish game hen through these gray drapes. Now, if you have any questions about the magic of the birthing process...

Well dad, you're going to have to repeat all of that, because I couldn't hear you over the sound of MY DICK SCREAMING!