Date: November 14, 2008
Time: 9:30
Age: 21+
Price: $7
Who: stand - up comedy feat. Scott Darby, Steve Albert, Rich Butters and Orgy the Fat God. opening/closing acts (musical/sideshow/god knows what) T.B.A.
Where: Accu-Billiards (New Bedford, MA)

poster/flyer coming soon

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Hmmm... I may want to book you to do stand up between bands at Cherry St for my next show there. I could pay you in booze and give you whatever gas money I could at the end of the night. Sound like something you'd be into?

good luck dude. take ryan up on that cherry st offer!

sounds fucking amazing!
i definately work for booze/gas money/exposure as often as i can.

you think the crowds who come to your shows would be into a fat guy telling rape jokes, pedophile jokes, racist/sexist jokes etc. ?

thanks oscar -l-

Sounds like you would be worshipped, buddy.

hah....awesome.
well, when/if ya decide you definately want this to happen, drop me an email with all the details (location, date, time, other acts etc.)

orgymaggotfeast@angryforlife.com

I'm lookin at early December. I'm pretty much going to corner a member of Negative Plane on Saturday, brandish a calendar and implore him to "Pick a Saturday, faggot!"

Then I shall know more.

cool.

i hope this does work out, i love the idea.

t'would be grand - especially in between filthy black metal bands.

this would definitely kick things up a notch from the decidedly un-grim, non-austere gingerdicking and lollygagging that has become de facto at cherry st black metal un-rituals.

i have a toy fox terrier, i watch caddyshack regularly and i get laid... i'm already on black metal probation... might as well go all the way.

if those things are against black metal, i no longer wish to participate in black metal. except for toy dogs...those are just gay.

i just need to figure out how we are doing this.
am i supposed to be telling jokes between every set?
or just opening the show? or what?
how we gonna do this?

i have to plan for it (ya know....figure how much material to have ready, and how to prepare it)

rape

I love hearing about the little girls sucking the candy outta daddy's rape stick!!

hahahaha!
you gotta come this show Jim!
my new material just keeps gettin scummier

got anything on tape?

will do bro. New Bedford is pretty damn far though.

Hey Orgy- how long is your usual set? I'm thinkin maybe you could just do your thing while we set up since we're a bunch of silly shits and I'd hate for the lulz to suck the evil out of someone else's set.

aril - the video of my first show is on youtube....i posted it on this thread http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=50651 and got bashed....big time.
it's definately not that great...but not that bad considering it's my first show ever.
i have improved A LOT since then.

Jim.....if you can't get a ride, just meet up with me in boston that day, and i'll get one of the Attleboro crew to give you a ride to the show.

goat - i can do anywhere between 5 and 25 minutes...so just let me know how much you want me to plan on doing

RAPE

on the subject of comedy shows, im going to go see cheech and chong tommorow. it will be blurry good times.

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come down to ct for cheech and chong...

Got an extra ticket, dude?

call me tonight ryan..ill set you up..45 for 4th row center. sec 101

I got them off stubb hubb. All you have to do is print the tix. still available in our row.

Goddamn. Hey- I got a new phone and lost all my numbers. Give me a call later, though I don't think I'm gonna be able to make it tonight.

will do

Cheech and chong was fucking great, so much better than expected. so shot, first time ive seen that many people smoking weed at the oakdale haha

go......or i'll give you A.I.D.S.

Who's going to this???

hopefully you are
but honestly, it does not seem like many are interested

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go....or you may get A.I.D.S.

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tonight motherfucker!

one last bump

Because your fat rolls keep bumping into everything.

it brings me great pleasure to disgust others with my gut

anyway....this show was awesome
one hour of filthy stand-up comedy
a punk band
a glass eater/freak show performer
a burlesque show (half naked dancing broads....very nice)

fun as hell

btw
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LOL@ the name

who the fuck was that?