Forum.RttP{kinda funny.... although it's making fun of me.}

So my boss emailed this to me.

Taken from "Stuff white people like"

#28 Not Having a TV

January 26, 2008 by clander

The number one reason why white people like not having a TV is so that they can tell you that they don’t have a TV.

On those lonely nights when white people wish they could be watching American Idol, Lost, or Grey’s Anatomy, they comfort themselves by thinking of how when people talk about the show tomorrow they can say “I didn’t see it, I don’t have a TV. That stuff rots your brain.”

It is effective in making other white people feel bad, and making themselves feel good about their life and life choices.

Though these people often fill their time by talking with other friends who don’t watch TV about how they don’t watch TV, looking at leaves, cooking, reading books about left wing politics, and going to concerts/protests/poetry slams.

Generally this makes them very boring and gives you very little to talk to them about. It’s important that you NEVER suggest they are making a mistake or that there is a value to owning a TV. You should just try to steer the conversation to allow them to talk about how they are better than you.

Which i read and laughed because i don't have a tv BECAUSE when i have one, i get lazy, so lazy that my drumming suffers, and so does my reading (mostly star wars and fantasy books). NOT because i like saying these things.. (i know i am saying them now) but seriously, i look at it as a weekness of mine, when i have a tv i will sit and watch like a drone, i love tv, i just don't let myself have it because i will be 310lbs again. NOT because i think i am better than people, i wish i could have a tv and not watch it constantly, i've even been thinking about getting satalite service again so that i can have tv and TRY to not over indulge.... and obviously fail.