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we need sign more bands on her now

right away, sir

Lackluster trolling is no longer accepted.

i spanked into one sock for like a year straight before I moved out of the folks house. in natural light it was sunkist orange and stood upright on it's own. i soaked it in hot water and angry ghosts howled like they were being sucked into a ghostbuster trap.

Matthew: no spit... i force it dry

that must have been like using thumbtacks.