I have always had an infatuation with pirates and i have decided to become one. screw the world! im gonna rape pillage plunder and then rape some more! here's my plan, im going to build a full size pirate ship (a real one, that means no motor just sails) then i will set sail in the pacific and go to many small islands that are only inhabited by small tribes of indignous peoples, which i will surely enslave for many different purposes, each island, after punderd will be taken in the name of satan and his minons. then i will move to canada and settle down with one of the native islander woman i enslaved and start a little family, leaving my ship and krew to my first mate. here's the problem before all of this happens i need a krew.



YES, YES, YES, that means you, i want you united metalheads of america to come forth and take the high seas with me! who's with me?

theres_no_i_in_fuck_you said:

ok so you are on the West coast..i dunno how successful you will be in your search for a crew..but good luck

My dream in life it to own the black pearl and be as crazy as captian Jack sparrow, if you can get this off the ground, i am in.... watch out though, i want to let you know i would be the one to start a mutiny

i'd do it only if i ould have a parrot on my shoulder...

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his open fly. The bartender says, "hey buddy, you got a steering wheel coming out of your pants."

The pirate replies, "ARGH! I know. and it's driving me nuts!"

DugOfXistance said:

HAHA

oh...ok i get it now..
ha--ha

mar car is an authentic pirate ship. so that means losers like you that start threads like this are not allowed in my pirate ship. the pillaging and plundering pirate image was/is an exaggeration for the most part. Think about what the word "pirate" means and then think about the game "Operator" that you probably use to play when you were a little kid and youmight begin to develop a real sense for the pirate "lifestyle". thats not to say that some pirates weren't a menace, but for the most part they weren't so vehement. besides, the coolest part about the mythological pirate is their speech... oh and johnny depp *drools* (god do i hate how he fucked up the image of the mythological pirate)

DugOfXistance said:


i love that joke =)

oh! oh! i want to be a pirate, i can be the big strong type, but also has a humorous side kick side to him! and i want a lot of hoes
and i mean ALOT



oh shit how could i forget about beening in a drunken haze 24 7

Yar

screw the eye patch! gimme a skinpy dress where my boobs fall out instead... i can be the ship's wench... well, maybe...