Drink yourself to death please

I spoke to Satan last night, Beelze. He promises you a seat at His left hand if you kill yourself immediately. Sounds like a sweet deal, bro. You should do it!

Tis' a possibility

ITT: Sign of the Goat is the new Dissection.

Eat shit dork.

Sickest thread, ever.

fight him or you're a pussy

this thread is going to a lulz factory

EVERYBODY GET IN HERE

Only Ross is real.

grow a few ft or you're a pussy

I've seen Mike's feet, troll fail.

stop looking like old mans child or remain a pussy

Be an anonofag pussy or......nevermind.

In b4 someone blames me again for being all these anon shit talkers. Ain't my trolling style, homeboy.

haha I really have no defense for this.

What he said or you're a pussy.

sigh

People are only going to think the opposite. Remember 10/24 or whatever that date was? NEVER FORGET!

shit talking trolls = pussy faggots

meaningless harmless trolls = the way to go

"Trolling For Fun & Profit" by James T. Arillius, available now at all fine book retailers.

haha

DO A NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER ABOUT IT, FAGGOT

Sigh

Someone get Ross here so we can organize boxing match with beelze

lets goooooo

ONLY MORTIIS IS REAL

it'll be the undercard of the dwyer vs. staples superfight and the MMA fight niccolai was supposed to have.

the main event is definitely david the gnome vs. a pussy.

I got my money on a pussy. David the gnome is a pussy. So, wait... Does that mean he'd be fighting himself???

How dare you call David the Gnome a pussy. Dude slayed Dragons and rode away on a fox. Epic Cartoon was epic.

Pires I am disappoint.

Fuck David the gnome. Little rat bastard stole my underpants.