http://www.boston.com/news/local/breaking_news/2010/11/crack_discovere.html

Old news I know, but still worth mentioning.

"My mommy put it in my shoes and said it was candy"

mother of the year right there

As an opposite situation but still retarded:

Bill Maher had a story on Real Time the other day about some little kid who was in the DARE program. He found his parents pot stash (a bag of joints) and brought it into school thinking he was doing a good deed. the parents went to jail and the kid ended up in social services. The the Dare cop had the nerve to say it was a "success" for his program.

Someone told me that weed is bad for you. Is this true?

i heard that living eventually leads to death.

I heard that smoking weed eventually leads to David Myatt. Which then leads to eternal life.

High on Myatt is my favorite new band

There is a little boy in this urban 1st grade class I am subbing for who had twelve David Myatts in his sneaker. (It was an Air Jordan.)

David Myatt? Sounds like a coverup.

its true. if you smoke enough weed and then eventually start smoking myatt...you will live forever.

Yeah - WFM.
So do magic(k) mushrooms.