Thanks.

why?

Having your singer pose bare-assed for a picture to promote your album seems like a gutsy stunt. I wonder if it's (ahem) fallen flat, or if it will translate into more buzz for her band.

Id say BLARGH!

Gross.

I should try this for my band. Do fat people count?

gimme a 6 pack

i vote fat piece of crap.

Gutsy stunt, I'd say maybe an assinine stunt, thankfully she's not showing any gut! Maybe if the chick was remotely attractive and not just showing a fat ass and butt-ugly face this would ASSist the band but I really don't think so.

wow...you guys are mean
what difference does it make what she looks like? it should be about the music..then again...she did pose fo the pic

whatever *shrugs shoulders*

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAH is that really her? no really?

I'm curious what they sound like now... judging from the pic they must be good..HHAHAHA

I'd JMFIHP

I know rusted angel whould probably hit it if she was 12...

something i didnt want to see thats what i say

13 winters should die.

fuckin hotgarbage!!

Yeah, Succubus, I agree it should be about the music. I'm not fishing for negative commentary here. Honest. It's just remarkable what's happened here.. and relevant considering the band is from the area.

i'm putting a picture of my taint on the front page of my band's website to increase traffic

one a scale of 1-10, oh hold I am going to puke...

Mooooooooooooooooooooooooo

you open yourself up when you post something like this!! I mean come on... no matter what the music sounds like posing for something like that is totally uncalled for. FREE WILLY

http://dark-valley-records.com/bands/13-winters/13/die/pics/6/die6.jpg

ok so its supposed to be about the music....................well i just listened to 3 songs and they are fucking terrible..............i made better recordings when i was using a 4-track

god damn, what a harsh thread.....i hope that chick dosent see it

dosent that band 13 winters suck?

Why didn't they just get a prostitute to dress in goth attire? Christ...

I think i see some Photoshop-helped stretchmarks. Thats ok though, cause i am a fat fuck myself.

Its gutsy, I think many a drunken pervert will be let down when they see her in person.

Terence said:

not if they are drunk enough. i'd do her after 800 beers.

couldn't help myself:

quick someone push her back in...

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

hahahahahahaha

ha, that version makes it look like she has black fuzz growing on her ass

sorry about the photoshop job, I did it in about 45 seconds.

ohh man thats rough. the band are a nice bunch of guys.

WOW

okay that pic was suppose to be alot bigger and covered with artificial snow

what the hell is that picture even for? website?cd? nothing?

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
I PROTECTED YOU ALL FROM SEEING THIS!!!!!
i wasnt' even going to mention it ugh!
she has another naked pic on there too
it makes me wanna die

boobtoucher said:

Hotgarbage, now that was a good band.

As far as the girl------>

RustedAngel said:
i like the photoshop job. the black fuzz on the ass makes it funnier, plus that pic doesn't deserve a photoshop job over 45 seconds anyway. good job

intricateprocess said:


oh that band sees everything
and sucking is beyond human understanding

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Siberian said:

asinine*

succubus said:



if this band was all about the music, they wouldn't have used a nude girl as promotion. very simple, sex sells. and since the majority of men in this country find women like Angela Gossow or Angelina Jolie to be sexy, using an ugly broad like her will result in no sales.

Anybody got a shovel I can borrow??

So I can bury myself alive and NEVER, EVER have to see that again??

I heard these fucks on WCYY tonight. They gave a cd and tickets to their shitty show this sunday to the 13th caller. I can't beleive 13 people actually called.

Most men find Angelina Jolie sexy but of coarse, most men like to watch their shit swirl down the toilet after taking a shit.

Who said this band was all about the music again?

she has a face like a man. ick.

their music is terrible terrible TERRIBLE

Kalopsia said:


that's why i interrupted myself with ...then again she posed for the pic...so she set herself to be critiqued, still mean comments, but whatever.

And to joe shmo ..i said it should be about the music not what the singer looks like, male or female..i've said it a millions times, but once again i end with "whatever"
ann anon i hear ya

hotgarbage that WAS a good band, I haven't thought of them since i stopped seeing Evan. WOW thanks for the memories boobtoucher and death 101

wow, the last resort

joe_shmo said:



AHAHAHAHAHHA THEIR FAMILIES PROBABLY CALLED!!
and they could only get 13 members of the family out of the 4 of them

Abbath said:

I'm sure you did your best to keep this from us. After all, why would you want people seeing your naked bitch. You wanted to keep all the spanking material to yourself. So, what number in your family was caller #13? The cousin you keep locked up in your closet?

Your band SUCKS!

joe_shmo said:

Kalopsia said:


Wait a minute! When the hell did Angela Gossow get naked!?!?! What album can I see them in?

And what metal band does Angelina Jolie sing for?

you need a couple reading comprehension classes. he was saying that this country is used to seeing people like Angelina Jolie being labeled as sexy... he never said that she was in a band nor did he imply it. i dont think Angela is even that sexy. nice body... but thats about it.

angelina jolie is in my new band. she plays the skin flute and leaves lipstick on my dipstick.

Im going ta be doin some poses for the new MASTAMINDZ CD. Untill then make sure yall check out my cock and balls at www.MASTAMINDZ.com Niggaz!!

joe_shmo said:


holy shit joe your the stupidest fuck in the world

hahahahahahahahahah

OH GOD NO!!! WHY????? WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THIS??? YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! SHE IS FAT FAT FAT FAT . and she thinks shes hot. WHY CANT SHE SEE THAT SHE"S FAT??? MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU ANON, THIS IS NOT COOL DUDE!!!










FAT!

the first picture......i was like 'i dunno, i've seen far worse.........if i was drunk............." the second picture, forget about it id scatter my ashes at sea so id never be able to fuck her,which would prevent me from ever being dug up and sodomized by her in my death..............

swamplorddvm said:

way to over react

i'd like to see guys on here post semi nude pics and let everyone rate them~wait on second thought nevermind

I'd hit it!!!

HAHAHAHAHA that is the ugliest chick ever....fat girls...

someone please delete this post for fucks sake

Yea... she's gross and all, but I like fatties.... So I guess I'd stick it.

succubus said:


hey if we gotta do that then all the girls on here have to as well. it's only fair

fuck

Whatever happened to raping the bass player from Wretched Asscum?

I can't see it. It's blocked at my work.

I can't see it, but I have a feeling it's that fat chick from 13 winters.

Christraper said:

i tried to call you...

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wow, she is merely enormous.

deadhooker said:


WOW the mighty hotgarbage has some fuckin fans out there...I dont belive it! Seems like a lifetime ago when I played drums in that abortion. I have the only copy of the colostomy grabbag demo but I gotta get it off cassette somehow....it sucks real good. Who are you fuckers?