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returntothepit >> discuss >> local wigger slam band by c00t dad on Mar 15,2011 12:20pm
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toggletoggle post by c00t dad at Mar 15,2011 12:20pm
im really into wigger slam and i wanna learn more about the genre.



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Mar 15,2011 12:21pm
hmm, i seem to remember there being a thread about this, it even had a wigger slam pie chart, lemme see if i can find it



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toggletoggle post by blue  at Mar 15,2011 12:23pm
LISTEN TO NEW YORKMENT OR GTFO



toggletoggle post by c00t dad at Mar 15,2011 12:25pm
blue, why are dysentery listed as technical slam?



toggletoggle post by blue  at Mar 15,2011 12:29pm
couldnt tell you. maybe our caveman slams are too advanced for some people?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 15,2011 12:30pm edited Mar 15,2011 12:30pm
c00t%20dad said[orig][quote]
blue, why are dysentery listed as technical slam?


because they are technically "slam."



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Mar 15,2011 12:35pm
only covering slam by onyx is real.



toggletoggle post by c00t dad at Mar 15,2011 12:35pm
blue, is dysentery more technical than revocation?



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 15,2011 12:38pm edited Mar 15,2011 12:39pm
you are one of the worst trolls i have ever seen. off with you.




toggletoggle post by timma at Mar 15,2011 12:46pm
I couldn't help but notice there is no "Silly Slam" category.

"Harumph"



toggletoggle post by Wigtastic at Mar 15,2011 1:00pm



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 15,2011 1:03pm
when did brock lesnar start a slam band?



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 15,2011 1:05pm
timma said[orig][quote]
I couldn't help but notice there is no "Silly Slam" category.

"Harumph"


i know right? i would imagine horrifying condiments is extremely unhappy with this.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Mar 15,2011 1:06pm
Convinced that "c00t dad" is creepy mike.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Mar 15,2011 1:08pm
he got a haircut just so he could troll at work



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 15,2011 2:31pm
reimroc said[orig][quote]
timma said[orig][quote]
I couldn't help but notice there is no "Silly Slam" category.

"Harumph"


i know right? i would imagine horrifying condiments is extremely unhappy with this.


Horrif'diments is slam free.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 15,2011 3:05pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
reimroc said[orig][quote]
timma said[orig][quote]
I couldn't help but notice there is no "Silly Slam" category.

"Harumph"


i know right? i would imagine horrifying condiments is extremely unhappy with this.


Horrif'diments is slam free.


slam free is raviolis



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Mar 15,2011 3:23pm
burnsy said[orig][quote]
Convinced that "c00t dad" is creepy mike.


would you like to know what your reasoning behind this is?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 15,2011 5:06pm



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 15,2011 5:11pm
reimroc said[orig][quote]
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
reimroc said[orig][quote]
timma said[orig][quote]
I couldn't help but notice there is no "Silly Slam" category.

"Harumph"


i know right? i would imagine horrifying condiments is extremely unhappy with this.


Horrif'diments is slam free.


slam free is raviolis


Free slam > Slam free



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Mar 15,2011 5:15pm edited Mar 15,2011 5:49pm
Randy_Marsh said[orig][quote]
burnsy said[orig][quote]
Convinced that "c00t dad" is creepy mike.


would you like to know what your reasoning behind this is?


Nah, I already know my reasoning behind it. Thanks, though.



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Mar 15,2011 7:44pm
burnsy said[orig][quote]
Randy_Marsh said[orig][quote]
burnsy said[orig][quote]
Convinced that "c00t dad" is creepy mike.


would you like to know what your reasoning behind this is?


Nah, I already know my reasoning behind it. Thanks, though.


hah you know what i meant..."would like to know your reasoning behind this is?"



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Mar 15,2011 7:57pm
;) haha this particular troll has definitely posted some creepy mikeisms, that's all.



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toggletoggle post by demondave at Mar 15,2011 8:21pm



toggletoggle post by conservationist  at Mar 15,2011 8:25pm
Ass slam is the best type of music ever. It just makes you want to scream out "Take my man c00t and rip it bloody!" while thrusting your naked ass in the air, and waving a bottle of lubricant at the first ripped Emosexual to enter the room (and shortly, your rectum).



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toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 16,2011 12:52pm
Wigtastic said[orig][quote]

bennyhillifier


02:17 is a dysentery riff.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 16,2011 12:53pm
And by riff I mean 4 chords.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 16,2011 1:17pm
The real question is. If you've only got 1 brick, who do you throw it at? The big guy, the American Eagle looking kid, or the mosh leprachaun in the sweatpants?



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 16,2011 1:19pm
Well the big guy is too easy of a target and the mosh leprachaun is a bit too squirrely to land an effective hit so that leaves baby phat american eagle kid.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 16,2011 1:22pm
need i also remind guys you aren't metal until you shoot your music videos in a sleeping bag warehouse.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Mar 16,2011 2:12pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
The real question is. If you've only got 1 brick, who do you throw it at? The big guy, the American Eagle looking kid, or the mosh leprachaun in the sweatpants?


Definitely take the big guy out with the brick. Pick up the other 2 retards by the throat and throw them forcefully into the drum set to end the horrific sound-pollution altogether.

A grenade would be a much better device to ensure that nobody ever needs to hear that ever again.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 16,2011 2:22pm
You absolutely hit the big guy with the brick. I want my knuckles to be fresh for punching Sweatpants into oblivion. The guitarist looks pretty big, but I think if I knocked him over he'd never be able to get out of that giant moon bounce looking thing he calls a jacket. He'd just sit there like a helpless turtle.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Mar 16,2011 2:25pm
Your tactics are sound, grasshopper.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 16,2011 2:26pm
The guitarist looks like he'd just act like that big goofy retard in Of Mice & Men.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Mar 16,2011 2:27pm
And his "riffs" certainly back up that theory.



toggletoggle post by brodown at Mar 16,2011 2:34pm
WigNig Slam!!

bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 16,2011 2:37pm
Lenny was a feeble-minded giant with an unappreciated soul.

I'd compare the guitarist more to Kube of Parker Lewis Can't Lose

A moron wrecking machine who never actually beat anyone up



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 16,2011 3:30pm
cunthunt777 is a pretty supid band name but its still better than hated, twytch and hell within.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 16,2011 3:35pm
Who wants to start a terrible slam band called Kubiak?



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 16,2011 4:09pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
Who wants to start a shoegaze black metal band called Parker Lewis Can't Mosh?


fixed.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 16,2011 4:51pm
Wigtastic said[orig][quote]

bennyhillifier


wow worst thing ever. what language was that garbage in?



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 16,2011 4:53pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
Who wants to start a shoegaze black metal band called Parker Lewis Can't Mosh Without His Backpack?


fixed.


DOUBLE FIXED



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 16,2011 5:52pm
The fact that these guys are from Germany makes a lot more sense actually. When I was in Betrayed By All we'd always get emails from horrible German and French wigger bands. Everywhere else in the world was turning out really cool underexposed hardcore bands, but for some reason Germany and France could never get over the wigger deathcore toughguy thing.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 16,2011 6:09pm
I know wigger is huge in montreal too. But you technically already said that.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 16,2011 6:17pm
only defeated sanity is real



toggletoggle post by blue  at Mar 16,2011 6:26pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
The fact that these guys are from Germany makes a lot more sense actually. When I was in Betrayed By All we'd always get emails from horrible German and French wigger bands. Everywhere else in the world was turning out really cool underexposed hardcore bands, but for some reason Germany and France could never get over the wigger deathcore toughguy thing.


this totally explains why we get so many german/austrian merch orders hahahah



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 16,2011 6:27pm
blue were exactly did you get that gold and diamond encrusted sweatshirt that says SLAM?



toggletoggle post by blue  at Mar 16,2011 7:40pm
from the austrian (surprise) band distorted impalement, whom dysentery toured with in 2008.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 16,2011 7:49pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
Wigtastic said[orig][quote]

bennyhillifier


wow worst thing ever. what language was that garbage in?


oh yeah this is def the best thing I ever saw. setting up tour.



toggletoggle post by Big bag of assorted nigger parts at Mar 16,2011 8:51pm
Wigtastic said[orig][quote]

bennyhillifier


Even niggers hate this crap.

It begs the question, is there some amount of this shit that is somehow poking fun at niggers (probably wishful thinking on my part), or do these chunks of shit aspire to act, dress, speak and smell like niggers in hopes of actually becoming niggers?

Whatever it is, it's fucking godawful.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Jun 23,2011 7:22pm
needs a bamp



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